Cowboy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The epitome of American masculinity. These men thrust into the interior, spreading the heartland with a good and stiff shove. Pounding their way across the plains, they beat off Native American tribes, tried to top each other daily, and made a living with only their fellow cowboys for relief.
When there were no women on the range these men often had to make do with the sexual pleasures of other men. This is why you can be assured that ANYONE wearing a cowboy hat is gay.
If you give your love to a cowboy man, he's gonna love you as hard as he can. Butthurt will ensue.
˙ǝnsuǝ llıʍ ʇɹnɥʇʇnq ˙uɐɔ ǝɥ sɐ pɹɐɥ sɐ noʎ ǝʌol ɐuuoƃ s,ǝɥ 'uɐɯ ʎoqʍoɔ ɐ oʇ ǝʌol ɹnoʎ ǝʌıƃ noʎ ɟı
˙ʎɐƃ sı ʇɐɥ ʎoqʍoɔ ɐ ƃuıɹɐǝʍ ǝuoʎuɐ ʇɐɥʇ pǝɹnssɐ ǝq uɐɔ noʎ ʎɥʍ sı sıɥʇ ˙ƃɐɟ ɹǝɥʇo ɟo sǝɹnsɐǝld lɐnxǝs ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ op ǝʞɐɯ oʇ pɐɥ uǝʇɟo uǝɯ ǝsǝɥʇ ǝƃuɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo uǝɯoʍ ou ǝɹǝʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ
˙ɯsɐƃɹo ɹoɟ sʎoqʍoɔ ʍollǝɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ʎluo ɥʇıʍ ƃuıʌıl ɐ ǝpɐɯ puɐ 'ʎlıɐp ɹǝɥʇo ɥɔɐǝ doʇ oʇ pǝıɹʇ 'sǝqıɹʇ uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ǝʌıʇɐu uoıʇɐqɹnʇsɐɯ ʎǝɥʇ 'suıɐld ǝɥʇ ssoɹɔɐ ʎɐʍ ɹıǝɥʇ ƃuıpunod ˙ǝʌoɥs ɟɟıʇs puɐ pooƃ ɐ ɥʇıʍ puɐlʇɹɐǝɥ ǝɥʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹds 'ɹoıɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ oʇuı ʇsnɹɥʇ uǝɯ ǝsǝɥʇ ˙ʎʇıuılnɔsɐɯ ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɟo ǝɯoʇıdǝ ǝɥʇ
[edit] Old Cowboy Song
Well there once was two cowboys out on the range And they discovered they can sleep with another man
Now they're having gay sex
COWBOY GAY SEX
SODO-MAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SODO-MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SODO-MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Sodomy
[edit] See Also
- cowgirl.
- John Wayne Bobbitt - the actor more commonly known as "John Wayne" who appeared in all those old Westerns.
- p.grayburn@gmail.com
- Heath Ledger, who is dead now.
- BraveStarr
