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Troll's Remorse
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You know that sinking feeling in your stomach when you make someone cry on the Internet for the first time? Do you get the feeling of worthlessness and other emo fgt emotions after an epic troll? This is the medical condition known as "Troll's Remorse."
You may also experience Troll's Remorse when you are caught by LJ Abuse and lose your paid account. Other cases, though not frequent, occur when something epic happens to someone who doesn't deserve it. As stated, this rarely happens because everyone fucking deserves it.
[edit] Common Mistakes
- If you are feeling the Troll's Remorse, do not, under any circumstances, apologize.
- If you begin to feel Troll's Remorse set in, do not, no matter what, tell anyone, or else you instantly become a pussy.
[edit] Treatment
- Saying "I did it for the lulz" three times instantly clears all guilt.
- Focus on the fact that your victim brought it on themselves by caring about something on the internets, and is probably a furfag.
- More trolling.
- Saying sorry. (WARNING: Doing so may cause your dick to fall off. You will also lose any man points
and Xbox 360 Achievements you may have accumulated).Disregard that I suck cocks - Become an hero.
- Reporting yourself and accepting a ban.
- Putting a gun up your ass and pulling the trigger until it fuckin' goes click.
- Get a new account: no one has to know it was you.
- ????
- Profit!
[edit] Triggers
Some common TR triggers include:
- My mom just died.(In this case you probably should
stopkeep telling them their mom is dead, for teh lulz, amirite?) - I have AIDS (or other terminal illness). In this case, switch immediately to POOL'S CLOSED routines.
- But, I am in a wheel chair.(Weak troll.)
- Raid Backfire.
- Noone likes me! (Note: This trigger officially certifies you as a faggot.)
- Niggers are people too!(If you are a candy-ass faggot troll)
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Troll's Remorse is part of a series on Trolls. |
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