Crips

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Example of a Hard Core CRIP NIGGA

These hard ass niggas lost their legs in a drive-by

This is how big a Crip dick is

All the Crip a wigger wanna be.

The Crips is a Los Angeles based organization for disabled inner city youth. This organization was founded by Tookie Williams, a well known crippled man who was executed by the state of California for writing childrens' books.

Initiation

Are you retarded? Would you like to be crippled during a drive-by shooting or liquor store robbery? Does a future as a gibbering crackhead or prison bitch excite you? If so, call the Crips today to begin an exciting new career path!

All cripples receive by mail a mandatory request to become a Crip. This means that, if you get hurt and become disabled, you automatically are in for life.

Until recently, Christopher Reeve was the CEO of the Crips, but has recently been supplanted after being bumped off by theoretical physicist and bad mutha fucka Stephen Hawking.

Identification

Permanently atrophied hands from jacking off all over their rape victims

Crips like the color blue because it's the color of most hospital clothes they have to wear most of the time. If a Crip doesn't wear blue nobody will notice anymore since both the Crips and rival Bloods have been pwnt and soaked in very red blood by your mom, aka Mara Salvatrucha. Crips hate the color red because they are fashion fags and allergic to it from all the drugs they take for the pain of being depressed.

Most Crips walk with a limp, due to them having being beaten by corrections officers for being fucking smartasses. Crips tend to wear British Knight shoes because the BK stands for "black klan".

The Crips have recently began selling Crack to their little sisters and brothers because some asshole spent all the Social Security Disability money to pwn the liberals.

Crip-walk

Tap-dancing is a fun pastime amongst Crip members. Also referred to as the "c-walk", the basic toe-heel-rotate-step technique was invented by Michael Jackson. Crips perform the c-walk so that rival gangs will know who to shoot. Rival tap-dancers known as "The Bloods" do a two-step-toe-shuffle called the B-walk, though it should be noted that a real Blood is too busy shooting Crips to be doing any fgt dance.

Crip Walk (its me doing the Crip walk, hope you like it)

yo Walk On (Crip Walk, X-Zibit)&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fencyclopediadramatica%2Ecom%2FMain_Page Crips

Cam'Ron - Hey Ma - Briefly popular tripe featuring a one-legged spick B-Walking at 01:30.

Quotes

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Astute Observation

“	im not in a gamg and none of yall are either cause what kinda "crip" gets on the internet and talks 2 other "crips". if u were a real gangster you would be out hustlin .bangin,killin and robbin people not lookin up crip web pages on the internet...so all yall some frauds .....since all of u think yall are "crips" then just keep bein some fake ass crabs....	„
— A. Nigger

Gee, thanks for the helpful information, nigra.

Gallery

A crip ridin' in her whip.	The organisation's newest members all require submitted photos...	...or at least drawings.	FACT: Crips = Jews
These are fake wannabe Crips	WE RUN THIS BLOCK NIGGA!	Typical Crip hobbies include embroidery and MS Paint	YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG