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Crips

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Example of a Hard Core CRIP NIGGA

These hard ass niggas lost their legs in a drive-by

This is how big a Crip dick is

The organisation's newest members all require submitted photos...

.or at least drawings.

FACT: Crips = Jews

These are fake wannabe Crips

WE RUN THIS BLOCK NIGGA!

Typical Crip hobbies include embroidery and MS Paint

The Crips is a Los Angeles based organization for disabled inner city youth. This organization was founded by Tookie Williams, a well known crippled man who was executed by the state of California for writing childrens' books.

1 Initiation
2 Identification
3 Crip-walk
4 Quotes
5 Astute Observation
6 Famous Crips
7 Not Crips:
8 External Links

[edit] Initiation

If you become crippled you receive by mail the mandatory request to become a Crip. This means if you get hurt and become disabled you automatically are in for life. Thus, since Stephen Hawking bumped off fellow cripple Christopher Reeve, he is the new CEO of the Crips.

[edit] Identification

Permanently atrophied hands from jacking off all over their rape victims

Crips like the color blue because it's the color of most hospital clothes they have to wear most of the time. If a Crip doesn't wear blue nobody will notice anymore since both the Crips and rival Bloods have been pwnt and soaked in very red blood by your mom, aka Mara Salvatrucha. Crips hate the color red because they are fashion fags and allergic to it from all the drugs they take for the pain of being depressed.

Most Crips walk with a limp, due to them having being beaten by corrections officers for being fucking smartasses. Crips tend to wear British Knight shoes because the BK stands for "black klan".

The Crips have recently began selling Crack to their little sisters and brothers because some asshole spent all the Social Security Disability money to pwn the liberals.

[edit] Crip-walk

Tap-dancing is a fun past-time amongst Crip members. Also referred to as the "c-walk", the basic toe-heel-rotate-step technique was invented by Michael Jackson. Crips perform the c-walk in order for rival gangs to know who to shoot. Rival tap-dancers known as "The Bloods" do a two-step-toe-shuffle called the B-walk, though it should be noted that a real Blood is too busy shooting Crips to be doing any fgt dance.

Crip Walk (its me doing the Crip walk, hope you like it)

yo Walk On (Crip Walk, X-Zibit)&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fencyclopediadramatica%2Ecom%2FMain_Page Crips

Cam'Ron - Hey Ma - Briefly popular tripe featuring a one-legged spick B-Walking at 01:30.

[edit] Quotes

6poppin hook drppin why did cuzz beat up the retarded 6oy coy cause he was slo6ing y the sicc cause he was throwwin up 6lood holla bavc 4 sumo tru knowlege

[edit] Astute Observation

im not in a gamg and none of yall are either cause what kinda "crip" gets on the internet and talks 2 other "crips". if u were a real gangster you would be out hustlin .bangin,killin and robbin people not lookin up crip web pages on the internet...so all yall some frauds .....since all of u think yall are "crips" then just keep bein some fake ass crabs....

Gee, thanks for the helpful information, nigra.