The Crusades

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The Crusades were an ancient version of the War in Iraq, a battle between Catholics and Muslims. Except back then the Catholics were the terrorists(And most would argue, still are). Another important difference between the two is that back in the oldern times thousands of years ago noone cared if eleventy zillion pilgrims were killed, as opposed to the one brazillion killed in Iraq which Liberals always bitch about.

The Crusades were started by the Crapolic Church, who wanted to go pwn the Muslims for living in the Holy Land, the place where Jesus was born. So basically, they wanted to rule the world by commiting acts of Terrorism, raping women, children and anything else that moved. Some argue they deserved it, a claim aided by the fact that they were Sand Niggers. But in the end, as we all can see, the Catholics got pwnz0rd.

It is just recently that the A-Rabs have had their revenge with the help of Osama Bin Laden. With this knowledge at hand, it is clear that the Catholics deserve it and every shred of agony they get, is called Karma.

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