CrushYiffDestroy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
CrushYiffDestroy (or CYD for short) is a website and forum created and run by disgruntled fat former furry and all-round pervert Mitch and is the haunt of former (and present) furries, plain old funny animal fans, beardy ex-pornsters, and un-beardy ex-pornsters, collectively known as CYDiots. Their aim is to draw attention to the absurd excesses and drama perpetrated by the furry fandom, but mostly for their own amusement. They have no agenda, no aims, and no mission, other than explaining how obsessing over furry websites and masturbating to furry porn doesn't make them furries.
To the furry fandom CYD is a bunch of anti-furry trolls, since in furspeak "trolls" means anyone who dissents or dares to criticize anything furry, even dog-fucking or cub porn. Oddly enough, the Internet at large finds it hard to distinguish CYD from any other random group of furries.
CYD used to have an obsession with shota, but these days are just greedy bastards who sit around eating all the pies before anyone else can. And that's just terrible.
CYDiots
- Mitch ate all the pies in between banning everyone.
- Papa November has never touched a lady.
- Wayd Wolf is an internet tough guy who likes to talk about his wife’s breasts (which are totally huge) and cannot post two sentences without threatening to beat someone up. Wayd Wolf married his wife’s breasts at a furry convention. The rest of her is still waiting for him to propose.
- Jerry Collins is a dirty old hippie who lives in a house made of pot, communicates entirely in incomprehensible gibberish and hates furfag Brian O’Connell for sodomizing him with his own bong. He is a certified artist because he draws deer people in bondage.
- MHirtes is the only furry to be hated by all other furries. This makes MHirtes an hero. Furries all hate him for stealing their grandfather’s pig and for stalking furfag artists for his serious art zine.
- The New Meat is a communist lesbian Jew. Killed and eaten by Jay Naylor.
- Foxid is a minor troll who aided in the raping and pillaging of a furry pedophile's soul. Scored some minor lulz with a fake news article about a town banning fursuits. Whereabouts unknown after being anally assaulted by Angrypuritan while trolling a furry convention.
- Captain Cowgirl is a hot chick who has an unwholesome obsession with Ray Jones. Allegedly made D. C. Simpson cry by trolling him with pictures of his blue dog fursona with a dick.
- Rankin got a life and consequently fell off the radar. He still hates your mom, even if she does put out.
- Freehaven is an attention whore and compulsive masturbator with a rodent fetish. Dug up the real dirt on the fake death of Herbie Bear's made-up girlfriend.
- Kindrift once slapped a fur in Reno just to watch him cry. He's a closet postfurry who has over 9,000 names and menstruates constantly through his mangina. Was once fake banned from CYD for lulz before being really banned for faggotry. Also fought Chibiabos in an epic slapfight over Chibiabos’ dog fuckery that destroyed all of Tokyo.
- Angrypuritan is a communist fag.
- Banrai is a notorious art thief banned three times from VCL and currently listed on the FBI MOST WANTED list for soul raep. Banrai was taken to internet court by furfag Mix Hyena for icon theft and epic lulz.
- Donotsue is a beautiful squirrel-man. Everyone is gay for Donotsue. He is also a crazy Finnish fucker.
- Raygirl was a retard who does not know how to shut up and was banned at least 100 years ago.
CYD Jr.
In late 2007, a gaggle of hardcore CYDiots unhappy with Mitch's tyrannical pie-fisted reign (well, that and his petty rules about not trolling and such) broke away and set up their own site, with the edgy name of Vivisector, where they can eat all the pie they want.
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