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Crybaby

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Livejournal is vastly improved when you realise this is the secret 'mood' for every single entry.

LJ Awards

Where tears go

Spoilt whores make the best crybabies

A blown up version of an icon made for a certain LJ user

The proper form for crybabies

One who cries in a manner comparable to a baby.

1 History
2 Crybabies in Music
3 Famous Internet Crybabies
4 Using Crybaby In Conversation
5 Gallery
6 See Also

[edit] History

Babies have been crying for almost as long as we've been giving birth to them. They never stop crying because they're babies. This is, quite literally, what a crybaby is - it's someone who never stops crying. If you feed them then they cry because they're sleepy, if you put them to bed then they cry because they shat themselves, if you change their diaper then they cry because John Kerry really wasn't the right person to run for presidency regardless of how much of a walkover the 2004 election seemed.

The following great nigralosopher presented Youtube with the question "Why must I cry?" (wtf moment at 1:41)

(lol ebaums)

[edit] Crybabies in Music

Refer : emo

[edit] Famous Internet Crybabies

[edit] Using Crybaby In Conversation

During political debate: "Still proving you are a crybaby. All I have to say is up your arse too ya moron. It's sheeple like you that blindly believe. And it's sheeple like you that will be the downfall of this nation."
While discussing class struggles: "What I am convinced of is that you are a crybaby. And that when confronted with the truth you squirm like a worm. Don't get upset though."
When trying to get laid: "never, ever tell her that she is a crybaby. she probably already knows this. in my experience, being told you are a crybaby and to stop crying will NEVER help. even if that is what you think."
In a friendly farewell: "You are nothing but a fat fuckss republitard who has been owned so many times. You spew all your shitss about giving to charities yet that gives you a blank check to act like a fuckingss assholess here. You are a useless piece of shitss that contributes nothing to society or here. You are a crybaby who leaves in a temper tantrum. Nobody likes you here. Your post are always ignored. You are like the fat little bratty kid always screaming for attention. STFUss already!!!!"
At parties: "YOU ARE A CRYBABY! I WILL SHIT IN YOUR BREAKFAST CEREAL, SPACE DOUCHE!"