Curb Stomp
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Curb Stomping, verb: To place someone's mouth on a cement curb, and then stomp on their head from behind to break out their teeth or to smash their head in.
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What is a Curb Stomp?
The Curb stomp is an effective way to get rid of Niggers and Jews.The Curb stomp is an act of hate one uses on a person/animal/thing to break their teeth or to break their head in, splattering Grey Matter every where.The most effective Crub Stomps are the ones that break said victums head in resulting in death and lulz for the Curb Stomper.
History of the Curb Stomp
Curb Stomping in Europe
At least 100 years ago during the Lollercaust Nazis would Curb Stomp the jews' heads in for lulz.If a jew was acting up the Gestapo would roll in and Curb Stomp said Jews' head in, breaking their Jewish teeth and screwing up their nose. The Nazis that mostly did the Curb Stomping were the Gestapo, mainly because they wore heavier boots and were there all the time.This was the Second Preferd Method of taking out Jews before the Gas Chamber. As the Holocaust went on more and moar Jews were losing their teeth, and more and moar Nazis were creating lulz.
Curb Stomping in America
During the 40's-50's era of America, it wasn't the Jews heads being Curb Stomped, it was the Niggers'. During this time the KKK roamed the streets. Before/During lynching season, the KKK would find a random Nigger and Curb Stomp his head.Unfortunally the KKK didn't have big boots like the Nazis so the Stomps were less lulzy.Also during the 40's era, When Amerifags Rounded up the Japnese in little holding area, they also Curb Stomped them as well. Of Course the US Government was to blame for that lulz site.
Curb Stomping in Modern Times
Now a Days you don't see the great Curb Stomp anymore. Mainly because people are afraid that the Partyvan will get them. But on rare nights, in big citys, near clubs, you'll see the occasional Curb Stomp being held.The victims in this are mainly drunks,Niggers,Fags, or people that didn't pay their rent.Either way its a lulz site to see and must be video taped for the Internet's Pleasure.
How to Curb Stomp
- find victim
- beat victim up until unconcious
- pick up victims head
- put head on curb of your choice(cement perfered)
- make victim bite the prefered curb
- lift up foot
- slam down foot on victims head
- ????
- Profit!!!!!
How to not Curb Stomp
There are many ways NOT to Curb Stomp, thanks to YouTube, these retards will show you how not to Curb Stomp.
Bad acting by Dykes
Plushies are not people you Dumb Fuck!!!111
Very bad acting by 13 year old boys
What to wear during a Curb Stomp
Curb Stomper
The only thing a Curb Stomper should worry about, in their stomp, is his/her shoes. The shoes should fit on your feet (duh), and must be very big (no, clown shoes don't count). The heavier the boot, the better. If the boot is made of some sort of Metal, it's a must have for curb stomping. Heavier boots grant you the ability to possibly smash the victims head in (lets say breaking more than teeth).If you are a poor bastard and can't afford a heavy boot, do not worry, as normal shoes work fine but are not as lulzy. So remember The Heavier the Better
The Curb Stompee
If you are that unfortunate bastard... well, sucks to be you. If you are the Curb Stompee you don't have to worry about what you wear, because chances are you're either going to get:
- Blood all over it
- Grey Matter all over your Curb Stomper's shiny shoes/your dirty clothes
- Raped by a Necrophiliac
- All of the above
Types of people that deserve to be Curb Stomped
