Cyber nations
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Cyber Nations is nation-simulation game, much like Nationstates, but with the added 'attraction' or war. Like Nationstates, its a text-based 'game' played thru your browser. Also like Nationstates, its almost unbelievably dull.
Kevin is the admin and an all around pedobear. In 2003 he was arrested, tried, and convicted by Mexican officials for the brutal assrape of several children. Before he was apprehended Kevin was on the run from American authorities after he and his crackwhore(and partner in child molestation) Sword of Estel were caught in the nude, carrying duct tape, a shovel, trash bags, and crawling through the windows of several day care centers throughout Texas.
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[edit] How to Play
Login. Collect taxes. Pay bills. Buy some Infrastructure, Technology, and Soldiers. Logout. Repeat until dead.
[edit] WARRRR!!!11
Cyber Nations biggest draw is the ability to wage a war with other virtual nations. Unfortunately, any hope that this 'feature' would liven the 'game' up will be quickly and cruely disapointed. For one thing, you can only attack people who are as powerful or more powerful than yourself. Secondly, the combat itself is entirely abstracted, so no virtual pain series. Thirdly, its almosty ridiculously random. And fourthly, the actual geographic locations of the combatants is entierly irrelevant. You can attack a nation on the other side of the world and capture land off it, which is somehow transported to your nation and glued crudely onto your borders. Its safe to say that never in the history of games has such an inept combat system been so poorly implemented in such an indifferent game.
[edit] Trolling Cyber Nations
Sadly, Cyber Nations is surprisingly difficult to troll. Despite the existance of hundreds of fora, each devoted to a different alliance or team, the overwhelming lack of things to do makes it virtually impossible to annoy anyone. The earnestness and anal-retentiveness of some of the players may make you smile briefly, but if its lols you're looking for, youd be better off turning your computer off and staring out of the window in the hopes of seeing a traffic acciendent.
However, if you're /b/, SA or LUE, merely bringing people from said boards to Cybernations and forming an alliance will be enough to cause a gigantic ammount of drama and cries of "KILL THEM THEY'RE HACKING THE GAME!!!".
Another old time favorite is to idle in other alliance's IRC channels with your nick being Bilrow[AIDS]. This always brings up much lulz and drama.
[edit] /b/ Alliance
The /b/ Alliance was conceived by a namefag called 'DurkaDONT', who was mutinied the fuck out of by KingRaptorJesus and his furry girlfriend Furseiseki. They played as a neutral alliance, and things generally got on well for at least 100 years, up until they got in one little fight with another alliance known as the Viridian Entente, which may or may not have members converted from the /b/ Alliance. War lasted less than a week, during which a nation called 519 nigras went rogue and launched a nuke at another player. Furseiseki was quick to apologize for the alliance, but not for her furfaggotry. The players of other alliances respected the furry, and were damned to hell for their blasphemy. However, /b/ members and leadership were starting to get bored of the game, and thus a plan was set in march to cause much lulz.
The deciding factor to troll the fuck out of the Cybernation forum was made by a brave young lad called AnHeroPrime who launched another nuke, and Monkt, the man who started the raid by posting Goatse, and by the reaction he got from the rest of his allies over IRC, moar Goatse, CHILD FUCKING PORNOGRAPHY, Goatse, Zippo Cat, horsecock and other mutilations and awesome shit, he was quickly followed by the rest of the alliance and the result was something no less than epic. Equally as memorial were the laments and protests of the lusers of the CN forum, who were apparently virgins to the Internet, and had a lot of butthurt over the incident was caused by /b/'s raiders. The forum registration was closed, and all posts deleted. Eventually, CN users found out about the thread in 4chan /b/, and made such lame responses as:
"I personally HATE /b/ now http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/B/ The fact that it seems they brag about child porn viewing and such is disgusting and why I wish my war slots were free. It does not matter its not "wiki" or something. Anyone saying its actions of one person is a liar. Your "home" where you hail from on the net is a sad and disgusting place. People like you, make me further support law enforcement crack downs on perverts. Leave CN, we dont need your garbage here. BTW if any /b/ member sees this and doesnt like it, come and hit my nation, i would love to hit you back."
Amazing.
As of now, anyone currently still in the /b/ Alliance, uses its flag, or affiliated with it is immediately genocided. Former /b/tards are now fleeing to other alliances within CN to establish a sleeping cancer. A cancer that will rise up and pit other former allies against one another and to wreak havoc on the rest with civil war.
It appears the lulz never ended, Cybernations has been offline from March 31st to April 4th. From the admins:
Since the Cyber Nations forums have been disabled to give everyone a break from things due to the misbehavior of numerous individuals getting out of control recently I wanted to come here and give everyone an update on the status of the game. Along with the misbehavior in the forums over the past week Cyber Nations was also the victim of numerous denial of service attacks in an attempt to bring the sever down by increasing bandwidth beyond capacity. I worked for much of the night on 3/30 and felt confident that I had successfully stopped the attacks against the game. This morning, however, I received a report that something more serious had happened, that the source code for the game had been stolen. I have a good idea when and how this happened based on the date stamp of the stolen files and I do believe that the game databases have not been tampered with but since I cannot be certain of this at this time I have shut down the game to ensure the security of the site.) -- Kevin (admin)
[edit] Serious Business
Norway seems to have been angered by a cybernations alliance because they used their national anthem in a recruitment video, thus proving how batshit insane Norwegians are, and how the Norwegian government has nothing better to do.
[edit] ZOMG OOC ATTACKS!!!1!
It seems that the tight ass mods (Like the kiss ass Top Cat who's nation is longthing) don't like OOC attacks, and will ban you for attempting to make any kind of lulz. For instance, any mention of the word "Bilrow" and "AIDS" in the same sentence is an automatic b&.
[edit] Cyber Terrorism
Rumors are going around the game that the GPA's elections (a neutral faggotry alliance) were rigged by /b/tards. Following a mass war on them by the rest of the world. [[1]]
