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Cycle of Blame

When a giant magical screw falls out of the sky and impales you, be sure to blame everyone who lives on a tiny globe.

When a wannabe e-detective blames all the usual suspects for an e-crime.

[edit] Process

The accuser cycles through a list of his perceived e-nemies.
One is picked at random.
If accused is found guilty, end cycle until next e-crime takes place.
If accused tries to defend his or herself:
1. Suspect is automatically guilty, go back to step 3.
2. Suspect is charged with an entirely new e-crime.
If accused troll is proven innocent
1. Return to step 2.
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PROFIT!

The Circle of Blame requires no evidence.

Any mention of previous false accusations will be ignored, and will cause the person who brought it up to be added to the accuser's e-blacklist.

Undirect blames indirect; indirect blames undirect. You should be blamed, but infortunately there was a musunderstoonding.

As the Cycle of Blame continues, the probability that ghostlight will be named as a suspect approaches one.

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