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DBZ Tribute is a shitty map for Warcraft III. Made at least 100 years ago, it is played exclusively by DotA rejects and DBZ fanboys. (See also: Shit nobody cares about.)

Contents 1 Gameplay 1.1 The Choices (TL;DR) the whole article is (TL;DR) lolTL;DR 2 History 2.1 The Beginning 2.2 Rise of Tribute 2.3 Ultra series 2.3.1 Ultra's Forums 2.3.2 Version 10 - YHBT 2.3.3 OMG COMPETITION! 2.3.3.1 OMFG MOAR COMPETITION!!!111 2.3.3.2 HAY GUYZ 2.4 Gotenkz Fucks Everyone Over 2.5 The Rebirth 2.5.1 New Forums 2.5.1.1 Update 2.5.1.2 LOL WUT 2.5.2 Current Admins and Mods 2.5.3 Prominent Members 2.6 Orgrim Drama! 2.7 Thayli and Wivot Drama! 2.8 OMFG WE'RE E-FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[edit] Gameplay

Each player owns one hero based off a character from either one of the DBZ movies, the DBZ series, or the DBGT series. All of the good guys try to survive, while the villains fuck around and piss everyone off. Whenever you kill an enemy, your hero gains stats. The more stats you have, the all-around better your hero becomes. Ki blasts are based off the Energy stat (though all the stats are supposed to be the same, meaning they would do the same damage if based off Strength). All the heroes gain certain "transformations" at certain levels. These transformations are almost always permanent as they multiply your stats and a select few drain a very small amount of mana while active. The good guys have the only chance to use the Dragonballs, as it is pointless to bother with them if you don't know exactly where each and every one of them is, and the good guys are the only ones allowed to use the Dragon Radar and it only works until the Dragonballs are used once. The Dragonballs give a large (albeit random) stat and level boost. People are far too stupid to capitalize on this huge advantage, however, and games will never last more than ten minutes. Here on instructions on how to win:

• Be Android 13
• ???????????
• PROFIT!!!!!!!

[edit] The Choices (TL;DR) the whole article is (TL;DR) lolTL;DR

• IMPORTANT: Most of this section is for informative purposes only. You will find few lulz here.
• Goku (red): Has two blasts, and can fuse. Fusion, obviously, is really really rigged, so noone EVER bothers with it. He is one of the only three characters in the game that can get the highest possible transformation, 4 times all his stats. Here are his transformations. Level 10: Kaox10 - 1.5 times stats. Level 1: Sense - pings enemy's location. Level 15: Oozaru - 5 times strength for thirty seconds. Level 30: SS - 2 times stats. Level 40: Instant Transmission - can instantly teleport to certain characters or locations. Level 85: SS2 - 3 times stats. Level 100: Permanent fusion (can be broken by Buu) - up to 3 times stats. Level 125: SS3 and fusion dance - 3.5 times stats, fusion can get up to 4 times stats. Level 145: Golden Oozaru - Upgrades Oozaru to 10 times strength. Level 150: SS4 and SS4 fusion - 4 times stats, fusion can go up to 4.5 times.
• Vegeta (blue): Has three blasts, another with the ultimate transformation, AND is the other fusion partner. Good guys are so fucking rigged. Level 15: Oozaru - 5 times strength for thirty seconds. Level 30: SS - 2 times stats. Level 50: USS - 2.5 times stats. Level 85: SS2 - 3 times stats. Level 100: Permanent fusion (can be broken by Buu) - up to 3 times stats. Level 125: Fusion dance - up to 4 times stats. Level 145: Golden Oozaru - Upgrades Oozaru to 10 times strength. Level 150: SS4 and SS4 fusion - 4 times stats, fusion can go up to 4.5 times.
• Gohan (teal): Gets a permanent transformation early. He still blows donkey balls. Two blasts and one rip-off of another Warcraft III spell. Hurray for innovation! Level 10: Potential (meet Guru) - 1.25 times stats, stacks with other transformations. Level 15: Oozaru - 5 times strength for thirty seconds, useless as it doesn't raise damage for Gohan. Level 30: SS - 2.25 times stats. Level 75 - 3.25 times stats. Level 90: Saiyaman replaces Oozaru because Gohan is a weak little fagot. Level 125: Mystic (permanent) - 3.5 times stats + Oozaru replaces Saiyaman. Gohan still sucks.
• Goten & Trunks/Gotenks (purple): These two fagots can fuse, but this only makes their fusion rigged the first time you use it, for some reason. They get the option to permanently fuse though, so you can fuck over the game for everyone if you know what you're doing. One blast for Goten and one for Trunks, Gotenks has the EXACT same rip-off move Gohan has, one blast, and can summon exploding fagots. Level 30 (Goten & Trunks): SS - 2 times stats each. Level 40 (Goten and Trunks), level 80 Gotenks: Fusion, SS - up to two times stats. Level 70 (Goten & Trunks) level 140 Gotenks: SS fusion, SS3 - allows Gotenks to get up to 3.5 times stats. Level 80 (Goten & Trunks): Permanent fusion - if used right, can allow up to 3.5 times 2 times stats.
• Future Trunks (orange): "Presumed" Rigged fagot. Three ki blasts and a sword for extra damage. The sword over doubles your damage later on. Srsly. How do these idiots lose? Level 20: SS - 2 times stats. Level 50: USS - 2.5 times stats. Level 70: USS2 - 5 times strength, 2 times energy and agility(!!!). Level 125: Sword upgrade - sword deals 3/4 strength in bonus damage, effectively pwning everything, if you can catch it.
• Piccolo (green): All of his transformations are permanent except Kyodaika, and it becomes permanent later on. Piccolo is quite possibly even more rigged than Future Trunks, and can be bugged to get A LOT of extra strength (though it doesn't help his damage). Has 2 blasts, 1 AoE, and can multiform. Level 1: Regeneration + Kyodaika - heals health using mana, will heal as much possible health as mana can provide; 5 times strength, drains mana while in use, doesn't stack. Level 30: Fuse with Nail (have to find him, permanent) - 2 times stats + Kyodaika. Level 60: Fusion with Kami (have to find him, permanent) - 2.5 times stats, loses Kyodaika. Level 90: Full Power (automatic, permanent): 3 times stats, Kyodaika restored and permanent.
• Babidi and Buu (pink): The first of the evil team. Everybody sucks with this guy because they're too stupid to figure out what they're doing. Babidi has a polymorph rip-off, an instant kill move, can summon Daburfag, and can heal himself. Fat Buu can make himself explode and freeze characters in an entangle roots rip-off spell. Super Buu gets a ball blast and an AoE. Kid Buu can make himself explode and gets all of Super Buu's blasts. Super Buu can absorb Vegito and get the same multiplier as Kid Buu while separating Vegito into Vegeta and Goku. Level 30: Summon Dabura (skill, lasts about 50 seconds, cooldown is only about 60) - 2 times stats, 4 times damage. Level 50: InvadeVMind - makes Vegeta's kills count toward your power meter, only a complete and utter noob will be driven to this. Kill Count 400: Fat Buu, Regeneration (automatic, permanent, replaces Babidi) - 2.5 times stats, regeneration is same as Piccolo's. Level 90: Super Buu (permanent, must use Evil Buu and use absorb on Fat Buu after a few hits) - 3 times stats, can use absorb on good guys to get higher multiplier (up to 4.5, maybe even higher than that). Absorb a semi-pro good guy: Kid Buu (automatic, permanent, does make you weaker if you have over 3.5) - 3.5 times stats.
• Bebi (gray): Bebi is extremely rigged because he is the easiest to farm with. This can get him loads of stats really fuckin quick. He can also take over a good guy's body and run around with it, lulzing. All of the transformations that character can use, Bebi can use, with the sol exceptions of fusion/fused characters (Piccolo does not count as a fused character, but his fusion forms DO count), SS4, and USS2. His only blast sucks because it takes over a minute to hit and is too small of an AoE to actually matter. He also has the same rip-off move as Gohan and Gotenks. He also gets his own for of regeneration that heals shit loads for only 2000 energy. Extremely rigged. Level 30: Full Power (automatic, permanent), Enter Body - 2 times stats, can enter good guy's body if the good guy is low on health. Level 90: Hatred of Saiyans (skill, permanent) - 3 times stats + Enter Body + farm ability. Level 90: Golden Oozaru (permanent, must enter Bulma (lol)) - 3.5 times stats, no more Enter Body.
• Cell (dark green): Extremely rigged, he starts out with the best farming and chaining place in the game, as well as having Piccolo's regeneration and can get 3 times stats as early as level 30 permanently. Has 3 blasts and a very good summon ability for farming. Level 1: Regeneration - same as Piccolo's. Level 20: First Form (automatic, permanent) - 1.5 times stats + windwalk rip-off + can absorb NPC townsfolk. Level 30: First Form Full Power (automatic permanent) - 2 times stats, same as first form but can now absorb androids. Absorb one android (permanent) - 2.5 times stats, same as first form, but can't absorb townsfolk. Absorb last android (permanent) - 3 times stats, loses windwalk and absorb for more blasts and farming. Level 135: Super Perfect (permanent, activated by dying, then a timer will pop up and you will come back in this form when it hits 00:00) - 3.5 times stats, sense, instant transmission.
• Android 13 (yellow): Not nearly as rigged as Cell, but people seem to think he's FAR more rigged, and never let others use him. He starts out with Androids 13, 14, and 15 under his control, but later only gets one unit. All of the androids get the same blast and a mana shield rip-off. Super 13 gets a ball blast with obscene power, a lightning shield rip-off, and an insta-cast AoE. The androids can't be defeated until either they all merge or someone destroys the super computer. Level 20 all androids: Upgrades (permanent, automatic) - 2 times stats for each android. Level 35 all androids: Super 13 (permanent, must type out absorb 14/15 or the androids must die) - 3 times strength, 2.5 times energy and agility. Level 135: Ultra 13 (permanent, automatic, fake form) - 3.5 times strength, 3 times agility and energy.
• Broly (light blue): Knock off of Goku/Vegeta, except he gets very early and powerful transformations. He is also the other character that can hit the magice 4 times multiplier. Has 1 ball blast, 1 insta-cast AoE, and one insta-cast single unit stun. Level 20: Full Power (automatic, permanent, stacks) - 1.5 times stats. Level 15: Reincarnation (skill, revives when killed) - restores all health and mana when Broly gets pwned. Level 35: SS - 2.5 times stats. Level 75: USS - 3 times stats. Level 125: LSS - 3.5 times stats. Level 150: LUSS (fake) - 4 times stats.
• Geti (lol typo) Star Fagment (AKA Metal Cooler): Traditional Warcraft III melee player. Only he can only make clones of himself that have half strength. And he only gets two blasts. Weak. He can ping all the good guys with one skill though. Being the most unique character, he gains all of his transformations by A. killing a good guy B. dying to a good guy C. having a clone kill a good guy or D. having a clone die to a bad guy. Also because he's the most unique character, everyone insists that he be replaced by a much less unique character. He gains all of his transformations up to 3.5 times in 0.25 intervals based on level. They are pointlessly redundant to list, suffice to say he can gain all of them at level 137.

[edit] History

[edit] The Beginning

Before Warcraft III had any good maps (assuming it DOES having any good maps) there was a shitty map called "DBZ Rampage." In it, everyone fought over who could be Goku, as he was the only good character. To change into a Super Saiyan, you would have to type SS. This lead to many typos and fails when people would make fun of others. The game featured many characters from the shit series with their nearly limitless transformations. The map was so shitty that everyone got the bright idea of making it shittier and forcing people to have to download the map all over again just to play.

[edit] Rise of Tribute

One day, some dick named Womplord got the bright idea of making a tribute map to the Rampage series. He called the map DBZ Tribute. Eventually, he got his head so far up his own ass that he later said that his map had come to surpass the Rampage series and it was then a tribute to DBZ all together. He quit not long after making that outrageous claim.

[edit] Ultra series

Some Australian calling himself Gotenkz (because, as we all know, adding a z instead of an s to the end of your name makes you uber awesome) eventually came across Womplord's now unprotected DBZ Tribute and got the awesome idea of renaming it DBZ Tribute Ultra and working to make it even shittier than before. He kept fast with the updates. Then he stopped making updates once a week, and started making them once a year once he had made a forum.

[edit] Ultra's Forums

Anyone who played the map thought it wise to come by the forum to bitch about how rigged Future Trunks and Android 13 are and kiss Gotenkz's ass. This resulted in a major win for everyone.

[edit] Version 10 - YHBT

After at least 100 years without a release, someone decided to troll the 12 people that still played the stupid map. He just released a fake map that would start just like 9.3, but after a few seconds would show a shock image. Of course, only 2 of those people were dumb enough to actually believe that the fucking map would ever get released, so it was an epic failure. Next time, do the same thing but with a DotA release, kthx.

[edit] OMG COMPETITION!

Some jackass named HexenLordX (because, as we all know, adding an X to the end of your name makes you, liek, teh über awesome) decided to piss off everyone who worshipped Gotenkz by making a map called DBZ Supreme RPG. He said it would "revolutionalize" how Warcraft III maps are made! (Even though revolutionalize isn't even a word.) He claimed the map would feature custom models and skins for EVERYTHING in the map, custom spell models to make it more accurate to the series, and next to NO lag. Of course, when he finally released the map, only MOST of the characters had skins and models, the spells looked NOTHING like the blasts from the show, and the map has more lag issues than any other map EVAR! Even the terrain was utter shit (one inaccuracy being Vegeta and Nappa spawning in some western forest, though they landed in AN EASTERN DESERT and pwnt EAST City). HexenLordX's zombies continue to pretend that none of these issues exist and continue to claim it is, liek, teh best map EVAR! He has a forum (which is pretty much dead) here. Please troll the shit out of his forum, as he thinks that DBGT wasn't made in Japan.

[edit] OMFG MOAR COMPETITION!!!111

Since DBZ Supreme sucks so much balls, everyone thinks that they can make a DBZ map. These people include:

• Sizz7
• ElectricSaiyan
• GhostFaceKilah
• DarkMalise
• adampalicki
• Bush
• And you

None of these map makers plan on making a release for at least 100 years, and their maps will still be in beta. The fact of the matter is, none of them can make a fucking map (as none of them have taken Computer Science III). They should get over themselves.

[edit] HAY GUYZ

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A DBZ MAP, SO I MADE A VIDEO INSTEAD.

[edit] Gotenkz Fucks Everyone Over

Gotenkz left the forum to its own fucktards after making big promises for the next version, version 10. He left the map, without saying a word, at version 9.3. The common theory is that he left mapmaking for World of Warcraft, but that's just an excuse for the fucktards who ran him off to keep thinking it wasn't their fault.

[edit] The Rebirth

Currently, a team of buttfucking assholes are working on a new map that will rip-off Rampage even more than the Ultra series. The map will be called DBZ Tribute Alliance and will take at least 100 years to finish. Despite claims that it will be a "whole new map," the entire forum has the exact same look as the second Ultra forum (after the first one got the shit hacked out of it).

[edit] New Forums

Feel free to troll the shit out of these forums too. It's infested with DBZ fanboys and Narutards.

[edit] Update

The forums are down thanks to one Zollowhex and his friend. They found out that the link to a picture took up bandwidth for the site, and so spammed the link in many IRC channels dedicated to porn. They pwned two different sets of people with one fell swoop. LOL.

[edit] LOL WUT

Forums are back up. Still, sucks a needs moar drahma

[edit] Current Admins and Mods

• Shadow Warrior and xXxXshadowXxXx: These two guys are probably the same person, seeing as they're both obsessed with shadows and are on the map making team. Also, the sXe fag never signs on. Coincidence? Update: They're still the same person. Now shut the fuck up.
• MatrixBoy: He's a 13 year old boy that's on a power trip. Seeing as he throws a tantrum every time someone makes a j/k at his expense, he is extremely prone to breaking Xboxes, MP3 players, and his mouse. When the map making team's modeller/skinner/only guy who ever did anything finally left, realizing the map would nevar get done, this flaming homosexual that was given a permanent erection by Mystic_Truhan added himself to the map making team, assuring the map's failure.
• Zarmat: Drunken Australian who's admittedly homosexual.
• Wivot: Part of the alleged "map making team," he doesn't come on the forums. Ever.
• Thayli: Close friend of Zollow and Mystic_Truhan. As if this doesn't tell you enough, he makes many lulz for all, and flames the shit out of everyone. This effectively proves he is made of win. Has since been promoted to moderator because the 10 active members of the forum are OUT OF CONTROL!
• Belle: Local pretend girl. He has been exposed as a fake after the picture he posted turned out to be from a porn site you have to subscribe to. Rather than fessing up to the act and saying "I did it for the lulz" after getting exposed, he continues to pretend to be a girl, and whoever made him a mod continues to pretend he has a chance of getting his dick sucked off by a 16 year old girl.

[edit] Prominent Members

• Mystic_Truhan: This furry faggot has been around the longest, at least 100 years. This fucktard wrote most of this article, and claims he "did it for the lulz." He also goes by "Truhan" and "Joseph" because he's a retard.
• FunkMasterKe: This jackass has been around pretty fucking long too. He's well-known for busting into dance for no real reason. Used to run with Zollowhex and Shizor in the "8-bit Crew", seemingly based on a webcomic but in actuality it was just an excuse buttseckz.
• Zollowhex: This fucking jackass is the most awesome member ever. He constantly PWNS all the fucking noobs without even half trying. The only people that DON'T like him are the attention whores that aren't as cool as him. Used to run with Shizor and FMK in the "8-bit Crew", seemingly based on a webcomic but in actuality it was just an excuse to have buttseckz.
• Fallen: This is the damn retard who thought he was the best at DBZT, being from the West clan DBZT, later named DB. He was shaman under Zarmat and later became the leader of the clan. He was also the guy "to go to" for any of your GFX needs.
• Shizor: This shithead has traveled through hell and back but always manages to end up back at DBZ tribute forums for some stupid "What's up" type of post. What a fucking douchebag. Used to run with Zollowhex and FMK in the "8-bit Crew", seemingly based on a webcomic but in actuality it was just an excuse to have buttseckz.
• luigirules: He is the goddamn Batman. Keeps posting pictures of cats because he's a fan of Caturday which is no fucking excuse
• adampaIicki: He made the special edition (SE) and Reverted versions of DBZ Tribute Ultra 9.3. Calling it 9.4b, it doesn't feature anything new other than an updated website link and new models and skins. He plans on coming out with another new version that will be exactly like DBZ Rampage. He is nearly unbeatable in DBZ Tribute, and if you DO beat him, you have WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time on your hands. He later released a version of dbz tribute, removing geti Star fragment, and replacing him with the un-unique Cooler which only has 2 transformation (final form, and then metal cooler). Reknowned for his annoyingly spelt name making it hard to contact him. Also sucks at guitar, and will be in high school until 2010.
• HunterX57: One of the few users to have beaten adampaIicki, even doing so using Geti Star Fragment vs Adams Goku, proving that Adam is a no talent hack. Despite personal hatreds for AdampaIicki, and Zollowhex, HunterX57 was briefly reknowned during 9.2 and 9.3 as the greatest user of Geti Star Fragment. Still roams newer versions handing noobs their asses.
• Splatt: This admitted fag doesn't get ED and thinks it's stupid. Needlessly said, this fag has no sense of humor AT ALL and absolutely DESPISES Zollow. This makes him a very good target for trolling, mass PMing, and other lulz-inducing behaviors. He is probably one of those responsible for 9/11
• Veku: Furry.
• Deets: Thayli's twin brother. Because they are twins, it is scientific fact that if one orgasms, the other gets sleepy. This makes masturbation for either extremely hard.
• Elnendil: Truhan's roommate and friend. All he does is watch anime and fap all night. Oddly enough, he's not a Narutard, so he can't be THAT bad.
• Robokapp: Racist and closet homosexual. He was permanently banned for making multiple accounts and avoiding bans. Despite all this, everybody is absolutely in LOVE with this fag and thinks of him as an hero.
• Tomx: A very smexy British man and quite possibly even more popular than Zollow.
• Kizumi: Attention whore and proposed alternate personality of Veku. Is a giant emo dumbshit
• Drakenking: Fucktard spammer, known to molest penguins on the side
• Arenthos: The gayest cock lord eber.

He even has hentai devoted to him.(RULE 34 BITCHES)

[edit] Orgrim Drama!

Orgrim was the map making team's modeler, skinner, and bitch. When he finally realized that he was the only one getting anything done, he decided to quit the forums forever. He came back later wanting his position back, and since he was the only one who did anything, he was gladly accepted back into the team's bitch position. Then he realized he was a fucktard for coming back, and left again.

[edit] Thayli and Wivot Drama!

Thayli had been pretty much stalking Wivot on the rare occasions he actually came to the forums because Wivot thoroughly fucked over Clan HEX (Hell's Elites X, because, as we all know, adding an X to the end of your clan name makes you awesomesauce), one of Thayli's old clans. Thayli had caught Wivot disobeying a rule, and in retaliation, posted a picture of Wivot on his blog. Because MatrixBoy is too much of a fucktard to understand that they just want to piss each other off, he banned them both. Of course, both bans are questionable, as the blog isn't even part of the forum and the picture of Wivot came from his photobucket account, which he could have locked, but didn't. The bans are also questionable because neither of them actually give a shit. Partake of the drama! It is expected that the first one to come back after the unbanning will claim to have done it all for the lulz.

[edit] OMFG WE'RE E-FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Apparently, one of the local trolls claims to have been a university student and that our forum has essentially been their project for internet tough guys and other such faggotry. This means we're gonna be (lolmg) E-FAMOUS!!! Here's the scoop in case the forums get banned again:

• I would like to thank you all. My real name is Jason Watts and I am a 23 y/o University researcher. For the last 6 months my team and I have been doing a social research project entitled “Our Modern Youth On The Internet”. We were to sample a number of online chat rooms and forums to monitor and try to spark “confrontation”. After monitoring the actions and reactions that you the minors make in a “Lord Of The Flies” scenario we were to discuss and compare the results with many other chat rooms of other natures. By means of doing this the team made 35 accounts over 35 games, chat rooms and forums. In the "DBZ Tribute" forums we possed as the boy LUSS5_Gogeta. We all posed as tho we were an early adolescent. We shared the accounts and monitored the different responses given from the different approaches that we took to spark “confrontation” and “togetherness”. We monitored your progress working in a team environment as well as rivalry within your own team and against other teams. Our predictions indicated that many children would take heavy offence to any insults and respond in a power driven manner. We also predicted that in the required situations the more mature minors would take lead and work together. The results were discussed, and we have yet to publish them. We have a brief summary for your forums on the “DBZ Tribute Warcraft 3 map” The approx one thousand minors gathered on both forums acted in roughly the same manner. A select few acted as leaders to both campaigns, the over all leaders did not play a big role in the maintaining of the forums, but played a sit back and watch role. We found the true leaders were given the roles of moderator. Most of the forum moderators played very important roles to maintaining civilised conversation and peace with the community. Peace was upheld but these forums were not without “bullies.” As in a very real and very up close situation there still were online bullies, several of them were even found as moderators. On both forums a small team gathered to work on the maps that were responsible for these online conversations and gatherings. These teams were very successful and worked together but not without slight organisation problems. To our knowledge this map is played all around the world, which is why these forums were chosen. In conclusion the results matched the possible scenarios that our team members came up with. Much work would be needed to organise and balance out the way they act with each other. But the minors that we monitored here show potential and gave credit to “The Lord Of The Flies” scenario. So once again thank you all and we apologise if we were any inconvenience.

Unfortunately, he didn't know this game was played only by pedophiles and MatixBay, so the only so-called "minor" was, in fact, MatrixBoy. Why he would choose some incredibly stupid forum about a map nobody has or will play is beyond human comprehension when he could have just photoshopped some forum badmouthing 4chan and posted the "screenshot" on /b/. Like many other /i/nvasions. I believe that would have gotten him all his desired results. Also, spellcheck indicates that he either doesn't know how to spell or he's British. Either way, shit sucks. Update: Probably old copypasta.