DBoyWheeler
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| Warning!: DBoyWheeler is an Internet tough guy! DO NOT MESS WITH HIM |
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| Warning!: DBoyWheeler is afraid of nipples, vagina, and probably his own penis, since none of the nudey pics he does ever have any, either. |
[edit] Who Is He?
A so called 'artist' on DevianTART with multiple levels of fail, due to his gross obsession with Sonic the Hedgehog, as well as a very unhealthy misunderstanding of Christianity and the Bible. Despite possibly being a furry, this devianTARTlet despises gays and anything related to them. Just another one of OVER NINE THOUSAND hypocritical Christians!
As with most artists with a juvenile mindset like his (despite the fact he's 25 years old, supposedly), he also can't draw for squat. Most of his 'artwork' consists of badly done recreations of Sonic characters, done in Crayola crayons or anime characters engaging in "some kissy time". It is currently unknown if he is an apprentice of the infamous Chasethehedgehog, who has serious skillz (which, you don't, but you wish you did), though affiliations with Sonicrocksmysocks are strongly suggested, as they share membership of the same 'anti-gay' club on deviantart.
Dboy is the kind of Mormon who turns up at your door, 9am Sunday, Bible in hand, then asks if he can use your toilet and leaves shit marks on the bowl. The lowest form of an individual, it should be noted that, like most people who don't follow evolution, he himself is somewhat behind on the evolutionary scale.
Its has also been said that he is a PROPHET, sent by GOD himself to cleanse devianTART of Trolls and "Cyber-Bullies". He is sometimes known as St. Danny Wheeler, because of his so-called deep belief in the Bible, how he rants on about how GREAT God is, draws Angels and says humans are copyrighted to God. One of the many miracles DBoy is capable of is talking to the characters he draws on paper, who also speak like Bible Humping Faggots. Dboy is known for the creation of what can be called "The GayFuel Fairy", which hints that he may not be as homophobic as he says. To back this up, he says "You go, girl!" in one of his holy conversations with his pictures.
[edit] Why All Gays Are Going to Hell as Paraphrased from the Bible
A mass note sent out to a number of other deviantart members who criticized a poorly done drawing with homophobic meaning, both in the drawing itself, as well as the description. Image located here or here, just in case he decides to delete it.
Okay, wisenheimers!
You want your evidence that homosexuality is wrong? My friends and I did our research!
~Timothius said the following:
I did some research and I hope this helps your argument
Alright. *cracks knuckles* First of all, saying that men can not have men BUT women CAN have women is silly. We all know and understand men were important in biblical times. But the term man or men ALSO referred to women many times. Nevertheless... here are some scriptures.
This first one specifically mentioned women being "degraded" by trading what is natural for what is unnatural
Romans 1:26-27 26For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural,
27and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error.
Next one here is where Jesus himself, even though he is addressing divorce and not homosexuality, is also explaining what a family IS!:
Matthew 19:3-6 3Some Pharisees came to Jesus, testing Him and asking, "(D)Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any reason at all?"
4And He answered and said, "Have you not read (E)that He who created them from the beginning MADE THEM MALE AND FEMALE,
5and said, '(F)FOR THIS REASON A MAN SHALL LEAVE HIS FATHER AND MOTHER AND BE JOINED TO HIS WIFE, AND (G)THE TWO SHALL BECOME ONE FLESH'?
6"So they are no longer two, but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate."
Lastly, here is a spot that describes homosexuals as a whole being uncool with God
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals,
10 nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God.
(Note: By effeminate, they mean male prostitutes. They DON'T mean guys who happen to not like sports or be gentel or whatnot.)
I hope this was all useful to ya. If you want me to, I'll comment. But right now, I'm outta time and going to bed. Godspeed!
Love,
-Tim
Also, my friend ~tiff15 has this to add.
- sigh* Manka, when will these creeps just give up? I wont get in this one, since I have enough on my plate as it is, but you can tell him I said this
look this up, dumbass
Freedom Of speech.
it should be in the constitution somewhere.
["Manka" is a fictional expletive she made up.]
At any rate, because of you, I'm now turning OFF the comments for my pic. Thanks for nothing!
[edit] Reception
In regards to long note above...
Little does DBoyWheeler know, quoting the Bible to make yourself sound smart does not work. If anything, it should be known that not everyone believes in god, as well as the fact that the Bible does not connect to the present world culture. Thus, wasting probably a half hour or so of his life. On the other hand, it's funny that he's willing to resort to a fictional story to get his point across, only to see it fail.
As a result, deviantart admin realitysquared has granted DBoyWheeler a smack of the banhammer for spamming with a Bible.
[edit] Internet Tough Guy?
Thanks to a snarker from deviantartsnark, we have come to the conclusion that DBoyWheeler is your typical internet tough guy. Yeah, we all figured he'd be shitting himself over that ban he got for being a complete and total bible humper, but apparently he means serious fucking business. Copypasta from the LJ entry itself.
[edit] A Tale of Love Unrequited
As mentioned before with DboyWheeler at the top of this page, he is currently affiliated with the 19 year old Sonicrocksmysocks, despite the fact that he himself is 27 years old, making her around 8 years his junior. This wouldn't be such a bad thing if it weren't for the fact that he was obsessively in love with her. This sordid affair has been going on for over 3 years.
Evidence of these claims can be found easily both on DBoyWheeler's deviantArt page as well as Sonicrocksmysocks as he constantly makes shitty gift-art for her, some of which contains her OC in sailor scout uniform and even a support stamp. He also seems to have confessed his love for the young girl on her userpage, as one of his comments is suspiciously hidden with another coming right after it apologizing for something and saying he 'needed to get some things off his chest'. Opting to not be a dumbass, Sonicrocksmysocks has so far opted to not respond to the comments directly, favorite any of the 'gifts', or even list DBoy on her list of friends, probably in a quietly futile effort to try and stay the hell away from him.
Anonymous cautions Sonicrocksmysocks to tell this creep to GTFO, because people like this don't catch a hint, especially after over three fucking years.
Also, DBoy has had a creepy commission made of her, which can be seen on DevianTART here, [1] (And this was made when Sonicrocksmysocks was about 15 or 16, which just ups the creepiness factor. The picture can also be seen below, just in case of deletion.)
[edit] Adultery?
Apparently, DBoy has an IRL girlfriend named "Jen." This begs the question... why is he so intent on stalking Kylee? According to sources, he has been with this broad longer than he has been stalking Kylee (4 years and counting). Does he think himself such a Cassanova that he can get it on with two girls at once? LOL.
Obviously, it is DBoy's own hypocrisy that enables him to sleep at night. It seems as though Jen is not aware of DBoy's stalking of Kylee, even though any dumbfuck can see how much he loves Kylee by looking at his DA page.
[edit] Examples of Crap that Should Not Exist
Not only does this talentless hack put up shitty work, he also has PRINTS on his DA account! Yes. He ACTUALLY thinks that people would ACTUALLY buy prints of his shitty work! TEH HORRORZ!
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 This picture displays his close-minded homophobia, his furry fetish, and how shitty his art is, all rolled up in one. Yey! |
 Furry porn. Goes to show you how fucked up in the head DBoy is. |
 Apparently, drawing nipples and VJJs is too much for DBpoyWheeler as well... even though any idiot can draw naughty bits. |
 This asstard also claims to have a girlfriend in RL... which begs the question, why is he stalking Sonicrocksmysocks? Oh, that's right. He DOESN'T have a RL girlfriend... because no girl in RL or online wants him. |
 HAHAHAHAAA. |
 OH GOD, NO. My Highly-Fucking-Disturbed Levels have reached a new record by a landslide. |
 Truth has been spoken, gentlemen. |
 Even Sonicrocksmysocks herself is tired of his contant faggotry. |
 DBWheeler proves that he is fucking creepy... |
 He's crying, Kylee. Just accept it. You'll get raped, he'll go to jail. We'll kill two birds with one stone. |
 What the fuck, man. Are you telling us that you want to kill Kylee now? |
 This helpful crit was posted in about week 4 of June 2008, and was promptly hidden less than a day later, without a reply to it or anything. Why the fuck can't DBoy suck it up and listen to good critique. Don't you see that this is why people flame you, DBoy??? |
[edit] so i herd u liek PilgrimJohn
One fine morning on devianTART, a young man by the name of ChadamWhat, was drunk. So drunk, that he went to GAIA ONLINE, and a girl (possibly a fellow /b/tard or EDiot) asked him to draw a picture depicting a homosexual act between DBoyWheeler and PilgrimJohn. So, being the drunk hero he was, he did so, and had no idea what the hell he was doing, apparantly. The picture can be seen here, or below if it gets deleted: http://www.deviantart.com/violation/58780827/
After creating an account, and uploading the picture, ChadamWhat decided to post a link on each of the Bible Humpers pages locating to the picture, causing much lulz. DBoyWheeler was the first to find and bitch about it, saying he was tormented in high school because a lot of people thought he was actually GAY IN HIGH SCHOOL (GEE I WONDER WHY) and considered this harassment. ChadamWhat claimed he didn't even know the guy and had nothing against him, and just put it up for the girl on Gaia (he was still intoxicated at the time of the argument).
The fag reported ChadamWhat anyway, but nothing has been done to the CW yet (probably because the admins don't give a shit) besides the drawing being removed. The picture he drew and the "argument" between him and Wheeler can be seen below.
PhailureJohn has HAS YET to see and complain about the picture too. If he DOES though, we'll make sure to screencap it and put HIS part in his article. JESUS' NUMBER ONE FANBOY REPLIED! GO TO HIS ARTICLE!
 OMG SO HOT THEY LIEK TOTALLY GO TOGETHER LMAO |
 "But it's cute." |
 See how much he cares? |
[edit] Lulz in the Complaints Forum
On July 28, 2007, DBoyWheeler demonstrated once again how much of an Internet Tough Guy he is, posting the following in the devianTART Complaints Forum:
Man, it seems the trolls have come out to play.
I've had to remove some names from my block list because I believe they've given up (and due to the fact that they can only hold up to 20). But one person I've blocked, I've decided to do a little "investigating" (I won't give out names, but you know who you are). I found out that I'm not the only one he's been trash-talking... he's attacking others too. He even had the audacity to insult a person's tribute to the 9/11 tragedy, all because the artist's style. Big whoop if it looks like a kid drew it... the person was giving his/her condolences to the victims of the terror attacks! But NO... the jerk had to go and insult it.
Folks, we need to stamp out cyber-bullying. And admins, we love the abilities of hiding comments (I do it a lot--after two suspensions... I've finally decided to use them more often) and the block list (despite the limitations). But these two can only go so far. We need to get people to realize that trolls and cyber-bullies will NOT be tolerated.'
Of course, his sole posting was the source of many lulzy comments, to which DBoyWheeler answered in an amazingly mature way.
 The post that started it all. |
 ED IS A PACK OF LIES |
 WOW SO MATURE |
 Oh, the irony |
 Guys, watch out, for he might use the DEATH NOTE |
 Moar evidence that he hides ANYTHING that he doesn't like! And now these two comments are hidden as well. :> |
His full thread with all the lulz can be found here:
St. Danny Wheeler, failed to bring justice and rid the Trolls of devianTART.
But as the Phophet he is, he taught many of Gods creation, especially Trolls that;
- Homosexuality is "FORBIDDEN BEHAVIOR".
- He DOES NOT want to be questioned if he dresses up like a Furfag, or else he'll report you to the GODS!
- Being a Phophet after Jesus-Christ, he thinks he has the power to summon the Admins of devianTART at will, to lock his Sacred Thread.
- He's a Weeaboo, who wishes to use the Death Note to smite all Trolls.
- Using "The Weakest Link" references MAY shatter the spirits of those who oppose you.
- It is WISE to use the Blocking list to rid your problems and is not an act of COWARDICE.
We look forward to more Lulzy lessons our Prophet may have in store for us to teach, later in the future!
[edit] God Speaks Out!
This song is about DBoyWheeler
He can't draw worth shit
He sits there in his office chair
Working twelve hour shifts
Another one of god's self-proclaimed paper boys
Who somehow doesn't fit in with the rest
Could it be you're jacking the one-eyed monster
To an anthropomorphic mess?
Bawwww! Fursecution
Oh no! Fursecution
Bawwww! Fursecution
Characters of Saturday morning shows
Follow the book as fiercely as you
Fiction is Christian, hypocrisy is kosher
You've got dirt serving as your revenue
And if someone gives you a stab in the gut
You scramble to use your given powers
To stay blind as a bat, you god-fearing shit
Go take a fucking shower!
Bawwww! Fursecution
Oh no! Fursecution
Bawwww! Fursecution
[edit] HOLY CRAP, CHADAMWHAT STRIKES AGAIN!
Oh, sh--
That's right, ChadamWhat drew ANOTHER gay picture of DBoyWheeler and PilgrimJohn as "just tha cutest luvers evarrr". Though, not as completely lulzy as his last drawing, it's still pretty damn funny.
ChadamWhat got pissed that his other drawing was deleted by the man, so he made a counter-attack. Niether DBoyWheeler or PilgrimJohn have been notified of the new parody art but link it to them on their frontpages for great lulz or just to plain out piss them the fuck off.
The drawing can be found right here.
Unfortunately, this would be the LAST time ChadamWhat would do such beautiful art filled with respect because he has now been permabanned for doing it for the lulz. Our deepest regrets to his family.
 Obviously, if God says it's okay, then it must not be sin after all. |
 There are even fangirls of the PJxDBoy pairing now. |
 Many of the comments are positive... it seems the Jesus fags haven't caught on yet. |
[edit] External Links
- DBoyWheeler's Shitty Fanfics (BAALETED)
[edit] See Also
- Internet tough guy
- Religion
- Fucktard
- Stalker
- PilgrimJohn
- Conservatoons
- FacelessMaster3003
- cheese1997
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