DWG
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Digimon World Gaia is a guild on Gaia Online about none other than fucking Digimon. It is entirely comprised of basement-dwelling furries, social outcasts, morbidly-obese people and borderline-autistic fantards who carry around a 1st edition V-pet like it's the bible. Troll at your own risk.
In this cesspool of furfaggotry, you get to tame your own Digimon and make it stronger! You can also post on the forums about in-depth topics such as "how i get lightsabers?" and "THIS PLACE IS NO FAIR!!1". Not to mention that you can cock-fight your Digimon against others for no reason at all. Sound familiar?
The sad part is that the leader of this circlejerk cult claims that the concept of their guild is completely original, when really they just ripped it off from another faggy Digimon guild who weren't even original in the first place.
| —The head artist iOath, admitting to everyone that he is actually a 13 year old boy |
| —Guild co-leader Geo Creek, expressing his undying lust for Rick Astley's cock |
[edit] The Rules of DWG
In DWG, you will encounter a large amount of thoughtful, organized rules! Here is the list of rules for any new members who want to join the guild.
1.No free will.
2. You must be a furry.
3. The guild leader is always right.
5. ????
6. PROFIT!
[edit] A Fierce Rivalry
Last thursday, there was a split between another fantard Digimon guild called Tamer Island and the current DWG members. After unsuccessfully trying to use their L33t hax0r skills to take over Tamer Island,they decided they should stop and make their own guild. In reality, they failed badly.
After much butthurt, the DWG member created their own guild, took the entire concept from Tamer Island and named their guild DWG. To this day, Tamer Island still has at least 100 times the publicity and members that DWG does.
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DWG is part of a series on Gaia Online. |
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