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Da MySpace Niggaz are a group of wiggers who troll the myspace groups and act as though they are black. The niggaz consist of Kazztaur The Nerd Cruncher, Matt Q From Harlem, Nigga Fo Life, Da Bronx Boi, Kc Kidd, Scotty Debtz, Pigslop, Head Bussa, Lil Scrilla, Original Gangsta, and Jerome Da Godfatha Nigga.

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Contents 1 History (Taken from their site and written by Webmasta) 2 Controversy 3 The Haters 4 Personalities 4.1 Matt Q From Harlem 4.2 Kazztaur Da Nerd Cruncha 4.3 Da Bronx Boi 4.4 Scotty Debtz From Atlanta 4.5 KC Kidd 4.6 Jerome Da Godfatha Nigga 4.7 Tyrone 5 MySpace Niggaz & Sluts 6 Pictures 7 Trivia 8 Related Articles 9 External Links

[edit] History (Taken from their site and written by Webmasta)

The MySpace Niggaz are a selective few that dare to challenge our corrupt soCiety. Based with theiR lyrics And theIr desire to make a stand aGainst what is right, the MySpace Niggaz have been in existance for a year. Originally createD by a lone wArrior, named Nigga Fo Life, the MySpace Niggaz consisted of Nigga Fo Life, Jerome, and Da Bronx Boy. They went into groups and spoke their opinion about life, loVe, and polItics. At thE end of 2006, dawned two more Niggaz, Matt Q and Rodney. AS the MySpace NIggaz went on, the Hataz began to viciouSly fight the NiGgaz. Time after time, the niggaz myspace prOfiles were deleteD by racist biggots and corrupted MySpace officials.

At the end of 2006, Bronx Boy had met Kazztaur, a very outspoken individual. From there Kazztaur began to align himself with the group, who by then had created a website. In the beginning of 2007, Nigga Fo Life was pinched by MySpace, banned completely. His legacy lives on.

Things had gotten even worst throughout their group as the famous Nigga, Rodney turned against his own people. Rodney had a feud with a famous hater known as Louie, and at the height of the fued, Rodney, along with his partner J-Money turned on the Niggaz.

Things were quiet on MySpace. Kazztaur was the only one to go out independently and show his leadership skills as the Head Nigga when the Niggaz, Matt Q, Kazz, and Bronx were under attack.

As the Head Nigga of the group, the group was left with no order. The MySpace Niggaz had a sit-down and discussed what would become of the MySpace Niggaz without their leader.

It was voted and decided that the MySpace Niggaz must have a strong leader in order to continue. Kazztaur was elected as the Head Nigga that would speak his mind through his words in the land of the internet. Da Bronx Boy would be the Under boss, and Matt Q the consigliere.

New Members were inducted in the group. After finding Kazztaur, Bronx had come to Matt Q and told him that he has a fantastic recruit. Matt Q approved the new nigga, and Lil Scrilla was inducted into the group. Matt Q also gave the ok to add Head Bussa from Oakland into the Niggaz. Lil Scrilla remains extremely faithful to da MySpace Niggaz. He obeys the rules and is almost as on MySpace as much as Kazz.

KC Kidd entered the picture, as one of the most helpful niggaz of all time. Known as the "Webmasta", KC Kidd was able to open up a good communication between the Niggaz. The Niggaz get deleted once every week, so KC Kidd decided to form a group for the Niggaz themselves seperate from MySpace to protect them from the Haters. KC Kidd remains a made nigga, but stays behind the scenes away from the spot light.

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[edit] Controversy

Controversy arose when Scotty Debtz came into the picture. Scotty Debtz was a rebirth of Rodney, and KC Kidd told Matt Q, Bronx, and Jerome about the situation. It was up to Matt Q and Kazz to decide the fate of Scotty Debtz, as he had potential to turn on da niggaz. Matt Q and Kazz had a sit down and it was decided that Scotty had shown enough loyality to remain a Nigga for the time being. Up until this point, Scotty Debtz is known as one of the most powerful and loyal Niggaz along with Lil Scrilla.

More controversy surrounded the Niggaz as the question of Jerome's Loyality. Jerome stays quiet for the most part but supports da Niggaz when he needs to. Matt Q, Bronx and Kazz, the three head niggaz, wanted Jerome to go the extra length and prove his loyality. After Matt Q gave Jerome a mission, Matt Q had decided that Jerome was to be a Nigga. It is a known fact that Jerome is an old timer Nigga and that since he was part of the original three, Nigga fo Life, Bronx, and Jerome, that he would be made into a nigga of the new MySpace Niggaz Version 2.0.

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[edit] The Haters

The Haters have changed over the months of the MySpace Niggaz Reign. The orignial Hater was a dirty, lawnmower pushing, leaf blowing, weed whacking Mexican named Louie. Louie got into a huge debate with Rodney as to whether or not the lawn clippings were to be brought to the compost yard or just dumped out on his lawn resulting in Rodney turning on the Niggaz, therefore Louie to this day remains a mystery of where his profile went. However it is known that Louie resides in a trailer out back of somebodies yard and til this very day hides away in fear that the MySpace Niggaz would retaliate for his haterness. Sphere Charger was a 19 year old female from Georgia who was obsessed with hating on da niggaz. The third most popular nigga was Jesse the Wannabe Italian GI JOE mobsta. Jesse was from the Old School Nickolodeon Group that was outspoken about hating the Niggaz. After making threatening voice comments to Matt Q, Kazz launched an all out war against the Italian. Scotty Debtz and Kazz went full speed attack on Jesse. Then came the newest Haters of this era, being the first quarter of 2007, Travito, Tommy, and Buggs. Travito is a real person leads the fight against the Niggaz. He has created a Anti-Nigga myspace Group that demote racism and violence. Tommy, a fake profile, is reported to cross the niggaz path at a body building group. Tommy was outraged at the behavior of these "humans" and, reported all of MySpace Niggaz activities. The wiggers created a rumor that he sat on his computer for a reported 11 hours one day just to report all activity from the Niggaz to get them all deleted, but was proven false since he works 11 hours a day. After all that work, the Niggaz were deleted from MySpace....for a short while.

The Niggaz Returned full force within a matter of minutes, exposing Tommy as a moron who has no control of people's free speech and rights on MySpace. His, according to the wiggers, boyfriend, Buggs, another fake profile also hated the wiggaz for their offensive behaviour and wants them deleted once and for all. Buggs and Tommy are still holding their ground in MySpace searching for ways to end the ghey behavior the Wiggers...

One well known hater is Jesse. Jesse was found in the nickelodeon group in January. He started threatening Matt Q saying he would tear his liver out and feed it to him while he was dying on the streets of Harlem. He also kept harassing him with about 4 voice comments filled with racist remarks. Kazztaur shut him down by leaving him a voice comment telling him to leave his friend alone. Jesse backed off until Scotty Debtz came into the picture. Scotty went into the group and said how much BET was better. Jesse replied by sending Scotty hateful e-mails and photoshopping him on gay pornography pictures. Scotty, frustrated and insulted left Jesse a voice comment. Jesse again backed off. Jesse is known as a wannabe mobster and a G.I. Joe.

In the end, the MySpace Niggaz will remain a bad stain on MySpace. The Niggaz speak freely about their opinion, and their views on life. No one agrees with them. The MySpace Niggaz will unfortunatly always be there. No matter how many times they get deleted, they will always come back.

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[edit] Personalities

The niggaz somewhat differ in the ways they act and bash people. Matt Q is the hot head of the group. He's as pale as a ghost and is often seen with his arm around other dudes shoulders or playing fetch with his dawgz. But don't fuck with him. He will go Tommy Devito on your ass! He also straight up tells people what he is about, he is from Harlem and he doesn't "front". Kazz is the Nerd Cruncher. He specializes in bashing nerds. If you have pimples, glasses, like Nintendo, or have freckles watch out. Kazz is also a ladies man and is known for picking up girls on forums and calling them his "Crunchette". Da Bronx Boi straight up means business. He goes right for where it insults them the most and uses it against them. Lil Scrilla is dangerous. He hacks and his style of typing will give you a headache and will make you wanna gouge your eyes out with a knife. Scotty Debtz doesn't quit. He always has the last word and tells the metal heads (His favorite to bash) what he thinks and does not stop still he gets his point across. Kc Kidd is a pure pimp. This guy had his myspace deleted for hitting on someones girlfriend and his friends list is filled with black women with big asses. Jerome is from Watts California or as he says it "wattz". He likes white women and hates the white man. Jerome is a converted Muslim and believes when he dies that he will go to a Muslim heaven surrounded by white hoez. Head Bussa is mostly quiet but he is loyal and always backs up his fellow niggaz. Original Gangsta is a tough guy and has a lot of guns. This guy does not play around. Nigga Fo Life is a mellow guy. But, he will beat any kraka or cop in his way. He is the O.G. and demands respect. Rodney was a tough nigga. He didn't mess around and if he didn't like you he made a hate group for you.

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[edit] Matt Q From Harlem

Matt Q, born to a single black mother and an unknown father in Harlem's HUD subsidized housing projects, Matt Q quickly became familiar with inner city street life. By age 7 Matt could disassemble and assemble a .45 blindfolded. By age 12 Matt, was the first child in the neighborhood to lose his virginity to the neighborhood "ho". Known for his caterwauling temper and urban womanizing of local "blak hos" Matt Q quickly became reputed as one of the most fiercest and deadliest street gangsters in all of the five boroughs. In Chinatown Matt is known as Liu-la-lu-wee which literally translates into "Don't fuck with dat boy". In Little Italy the Mafia hitmen always cross to the otherside of the street if ever Matt Q is spotted in the vicinity. With a superior knowledge of firearms, narcotics, prostitutes and special affection for Rap and Hip Hop music, Matt Q rules Harlem with an iron fist that would make Joseph Stalin's spine tingle.

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[edit] Kazztaur Da Nerd Cruncha

Kazztaur aka "Da Nerd Cruncha" is the most notorious of the myspace niggaz. Growing up with a single black mother in Brooklyn, New York, nerd manifestation in his neighborhood was an everyday occurrence. By age 9, Kazz, disgusted with the nerdization of his hood began to rebel. Taking a stand, he understood it was God's well that Kazz rid the world of nerds in this country and return it back to it's fundamental days of gangsta glory. Kazz can often be seen cruising around the five boroughs with his boyz rummaging through the streets picking up on the all too familiar scent of the volatile pimpled face nerd. This process of nerd crunchin has produced a mass collection of media which can often be seen on youtube. On site of a nerd, Kazzatuar will often become unhinged morphing into a intemperate rage, annihilating the powerless foe until their kind is sent an lucid message of "nerds will get crunched!".Mobsters can't touch him, the Cribs and Bloods quaver when hearing his name, nerds run back to their parent's basements if he is heard coming. The local Hindus upholding their doctrine of reincarnation believe Kazzataur is the spirit and soul of the late Napoleon Bonaparte. John Gotti Jr. is rumored to have a picture of Kazztaur NC on his prison cell wall.

Of all the myspace niggaz, Kazzataur is the most feared and respected. Nerds fearing for their lives will often huddle together in large numbers hoping of surviving a Kazztaur encounter. However like a pack of Gazelle in sub Saharan Africa running from a lion, not everyone will survive. Stories of Kazztaur devouring nerds alive would even appall the Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea. Wanted in seven countries, the elusive Kazztaur has even aroused INTERPOL by his sheer ruthlessness. John Walsh himself refuses to help in an investigation for fear of his nerdy family. Kazztaur is loved by niggaz, hated by authorities and feared by nerds.

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[edit] Da Bronx Boi

Chris Da Bronx Boy Jackson born and raised in the bronx, New York in 1984 to a single mother in the projects on the east side of the Bronx. After 6 years of attending High school at South Bronx High, Chris was accepted to Harvard College in Cambridge, MA. After four years of deteriorating relations with the white upperclass peers,just after acing the MCATS, Da Bronx Boy was expelled for numerous charges of possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia.With no where else to go Da Bronx Boy returned to his apartment behind Yankee stadium where he still resides today. A strong supporter of President Bush and the vast "neoconservative conspiracy", Pro-Life Da Bronx Boy is often involved in furious political disagreements with many misguided liberals. He is a proud supporter of AIPAC and the State of Israel, which often agitates the anti-semitic haters. Never quick to shy away from an argument, Da Bronx Boy remains one of the most politically motivated myspace niggaz.

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[edit] Scotty Debtz From Atlanta

Born Scott Earl Debbaro in 1985 to a unmarried high school couple from day one Scotty was bound for something big. At age 3 his father Carl died in a drug deal. Scotty was torn by this and promised himself he would be strong throughout his life. Scotty adopted the name "Scotty Debtz" after he was granted it by his niggaz at the local basketball court at age 8. While growing up Scotty had a fond interest in Rap and Basketball which are his two passions in life. He also loved the hunnies. At age 11 he lost his virginity to a black woman name Dominique who was 20 years of age. In grade 10 Scotty was expelled from high school for beating up his white teacher for denouncing the acts of Harriett Tubman and Frederick Douglas. Scotty didn't care he knew he was made for something bigger. You could always catch Scotty battling at the clubs every friday. In January of 2007 Scotty accuried a computer. He then found Matt Q. Scotty saw a bit of himself in Matt and decided to befriend him. Scotty got respect for cussing out haters such as Jesse, Travito, and Tommy. Scotty is known for never backing down and always getting his point across. Scotty was also disrespected on youtube for his videos and was deleted by the hater Thedramatube. Scotty is a strong believer of Jesus Christ and is a firm Republican. Scotty is one of the strongest niggaz.

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[edit] KC Kidd

KC Kid, a snitch, born in suburban Kansas city, KC lives life with a knack for the latest Hip Hop clothes, multiple sexual partners, and a special street life "S-T-Y-L-E" which he defines as a"keepin it reel" perspective on life. Never to be out done by P. Diddy, KC Kid can always be spotted swankily dressed without a lint to be found on his appearance. The most tender to women out of all the myspace niggaz, KC Kid might just steal your girl behind your back. Locally known as irresistible to woman of all ethnicities, this man's lust for the opposite sex often dictates every action, whether be it finding another cyber hook-up or confronting an angry boyfriend, KC Kid is not the type many would like to agitate. KC Kid is rumored to have slept with over 148 women,ended over 40 relationships and broken up 6 engagements. He is said to know Joey Greco from "Cheaters" on first name basis.He uses his unique lewdness to his advantage against many internet haters, having stolen 24 girlfriends, KC Kid is not the breed of nigga many would chose to provoke.

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[edit] Jerome Da Godfatha Nigga

Jerome was born on the mean streats of Watts, California to a crack smoking prostitute mother and 50 bloods. They all gang raped her so the father is unknown. Although they were never arrested for the crime they are all now dead. Jeromes mother died while giving birth to him so he was sent to a foster home in the suburbs of California. Due to the traits of both parents he was very violent from the start. As soon as he was able to walk he stabbed both of his parents and took all the money he could find. He wasn't arrested because he was too young to be sent to court so he just was sent back to the home to live with other parentless children. Since it was impossible for him to be kicked out Jerome saw the opportunity to whatever he wanted. He started a gang of bloods and they all took over the home and killed all the adults. They all ran off to various places and Jerome hasn't seen any since then. Jerome was too young to own a house so he was stuck living in various places and made a living selling drugs. He has all sorts of horror stories from his childhood which won't be on here due to the length. When asked about writing a biography he said "fuk dat noyz bukz b fo krakaz n i aint lettin doze krakaz reedin ma lyf n shit." When he was 18 he finally bought a house with all his drug money......... The day was september 11 when he saw the greatest attack against the white man ever (Jerome is aware of the white body count in WW2 but he said that it wasn't during his life time so he doesn't consider it the best attack against the white man). He then converted to the Muslim religion. This is the end of his biography because he does the same thing everyday and he only wanted the significant things that happened during his life.

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[edit] Tyrone

Tyrone along with Nigga Fo Life and Jerome was an O.G. nigga. Him and Jerome searched Polish and Greek groups for "white hoez". Tyrone posted pictures of his car which was a piece of shit with bird shit all over it. Tyrone is said to be on www.longcockbrothas.com according to Jerome. He has not posted in months.

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[edit] MySpace Niggaz & Sluts

(See Sluts)

Not the be confused with that of the Myspace Whores, the MySpace Niggaz have an afliction for skantily clad, loose, sweaty whores aka sluts. The connection to be made from MySpace Niggaz and sluts is one that goes hand in hand. The MySpace Niggaz wouldn't be where they are today if not for the strong competition for the same sluts from the next man. Everything these MySpace Niggaz do is done for the sole purpose that somewhere in the world, they're actions would be noticed and the sluttiest of all sluts would sweep them off their feet.

Most of the time, they will perform acts of desperation while in the presence of these sluts including but definately not limited to:

1. Shouting Matches with their Homies
2. Repetition of the phrases "Daaaamn!," "Whoa!," "Ooof," and "Damn girl, why don't you come suck on some cock?"
3. More often than not these MySpace Niggaz can be found at their local malls practicing their pick up skills.
4. Between 5-100 Friend Requests a day from the MySpace Nigga of interest
5. Cock Contests (The parties involved compare penis size and in this case there really are no winners)

[edit] Pictures

Matt Q from Harlem lookin hardbody.	Kazztaur showing off his bod and bling.	Bronx Boi rocking the lipstick.	Lil Scrilla keeping it real.
Nigga Fo Life the original wigga troll.	Jerome and his "White Hoes".	Kc Kidd being a doofus.	Scotty showing everyone he has no style.

[edit] Trivia

• Nigga Fo Life is from Canada.
• Everyone except Jerome love the black woman, Jerome prefers white women.
• Kazztaur writes stories and posts videos on youtube of his fights with "nerds"
• Everyone in the group raps
• They have trolled the Nickelodeon group, Add Me Group, Hollister Group, 80's Metal Group, Music vs. Music Group, The Mosh Pit Group, Body Building Group, The Comic Book group, and hundreds more.
• They get deleted just about every week.
• They all love Tupac
• Jerome is the only black one in the group.
• "Haters" include Jesse the former marine who they claim is a wannabe mobster, Tommy aka Buggs, Sphere Changer, Luie, and every person they meet in the myspace groups.
• They hate Rock music and everything about it.

[edit] Related Articles

• Pigslop
• Slut

[edit] External Links

• Their Chat Room
• Kazztaur's Boi D'Marco "Crunchin"
• Kazztaur getting bashed on radio
• Tyrone an original