Daddy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Daddy is behind every camwhore or stripper you've ever seen. Behind, as in, way, waaaaaay behind. Approval is important to the young girl. Unfortunately, in trashy families, some things may be more important to Daddy than his daughter, such as Crystal meth or hardcore gay pornography. Instead of this lack of attention turning the girl against men, it usually makes girls desperately want attention and approval from whatever men they happen to run into or get molested by in the future. Why? Well, you can either believe it's because of:
- Elektra Complex
- The neglect she received from her father is the form of relationship with men she accepts as normal so that type of treatment is what appeals to her
- God's gift to sketchy sociopathic males
- Women are just crazy
Ultimately it doesn't really matter why. They're on the Approve-me-Daddy train, why should you be the one who has to hit the brakes? You might even get a blowjob out of it if you have that certain unfakeable asshole quality as dear old Dad.
So carry on, asshole, absentee fathers! Hundreds of sleazy strip club owners are counting on the girls your shafty treatment will churn out.
[edit] video of a camwhore and her "daddy"
[edit] Other daddies
- Rich daddy In lieu of disappearing into a beer bottle or just disappearing altogether, Rich Daddy is an absentee parent because he's actually doing something productive. Rich Daddy's long-distance parenting will produce emotional scars, but they typically won't be ones that turn their daughters into serial rape victims. Instead, Rich Daddy will generate Daddy's Money Lesbians and various other types of vapid, but well funded and more or less stable, suburbanites.
- Leather daddy This daddy is often out of town on business trips on his motorcycle. He's most likely violent but it's obviously the white excellence. He still manages to give his daughter flowers on her 18th birthday.
- Nerd daddy Nerd Daddy is a computer programmer, master electrician, accountant or something like that. The point is that he has gainful, regular employment but isn't filthy rich. He would vomit at the idea of cheating on his wife, he drives a Toyota or a Volvo depending on income level. He attends his children's sporting events, helps them with their homework, and other stuff that implies he actually isn't a self-absorbed asshole. Nerd Daddy is rarely seen in the wild, due to his lack of potential to produce coke-addled teen starlets, serial killers, attractive girls who disappear during spring break drinking binges, and other types of people the media cares about.
- Sugar daddy The best daddy of them all. You can have the world for the low low price of your vagina and other assorted cavities.
- Broke daddy Uwe Boll
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