DaftWally
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DaftWally is a modfag and attention whore with Asperger's syndrome that enjoys kissing the asses of jewlion and Kirtaner when not fapping to shota or spending his money on hookers and blow. Among DaftWally’s faggotry includes alcoholism, drug abuse, self consciousness about his weight (so he avoids using Mac so as to not use become fat, because using Linux srsly makes you free of social flaws amirite?). He lives in the faggot lathered Netherlands, and typically wears wooden shoes and owns at least 100 gay little hats.
[edit] Homosexual Deviances
DaftWally has over 9000 genital warts and has a hueg scrotum, nearly the size of a Jew nose, that retract from the gingery freckle covered flesh that covers the rest of his body. His genital warts spread like wild fire in the midst of virgin 13 year old boys susceptible to Tylenol PM coated Snickers. The time that DaftWally spends not sodomizing European shotas, he is fapping to pictures of European shotas getting sodomized.
[edit] Trivia
- DaftWally is the inventor of a device that stops you from changing the channel when commericials are on.
- DaftWally listens to gay trance music, especially when having gay incest buttsex with his dad.
- DaftWally metastasized with the rest of The Cancer That Is Killing /b/ and posts /b/'s images on ircimages as his own.
- DaftWally is a pedophilic faggot that is subscribed to Chris Crocker.
- DaftWally tried to have sexual relations with a puppy last Thursday but said it was too ticklish.
- DaftWally is a European faggot that would partake in hostel if he wasn’t so in such poverty.
- DaftWally enjoys feeding baby bottles to V as a part of his homosexual pedophilic fandom.
- DaftWally is a faggot.
