Dalhusky
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Dalhusky, AKA Mr. Derek Hermans, is a overweight, socially retarded Ebon Lupus-fanboy and known dogmongler who enjoys posting incriminating videos of himself on youtube for the world to laugh at. In said videos, Mr. Hermans proceeds to make out with stuffed animals and tell us how he would like to have sex with a dog. What the fuck man, seriously.
Recently he has taken to editing his own Encyclopedia Dramatica articles in the hope of bringing truth to ED. Dalhusky lives alone and is quite lonely, he would greatly appreciate it if you contacted him to let him know you approve of his dog fucking ways.
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[edit] Youtube
Derek emerged on Youtube with comments on the youtube furry war. Using real names of some of the trolls on Youtube, he quickly gained the attention of the FCTC. It has now been since discovered that his old account, here, was closed for videos of him sexually violating puppies. We kid you not.
Watch as he tries to justify beastiality. Video removed for the betterment of humanity
[edit] Dalhusky.com
Derek runs his own website, where he states that "Dalhusky is all about love and sex and all things canine". As well as linking to a few disgusting furry sites and trying to make zoophilia sound remotely normal.
[edit] Self destruction
Having decided to make peace following a joint effort between trolls and furries telling him he's a sick fuck, dalhusky BAWWWWWWW'd this up.
| —The dawg has said it himself and wrote it here on his own! |
As of November 28th, Dalhusky's personal info was posted on the myspace webpage for an area high school. A drama bomb of epic proportions is expected, cumulating in an hero status for Dalhusky.
[edit] Across the interwebs
The sick works of Dalhusky can be found every-fucking-where, such as devianTART and his gallery can be found here. WARNING: Viewing his drawings will probably make you cut out your own eyes. What the fuck? Blue's Clues?
[edit] Encyclopedia Dramatica; Internet Terrorists
With the demise of Dalhusky's bid for free speech, he has now demanded that his copyrighted images must be removed from this article. Fortunately our qualified attorney at LOL has informed us that this is not in fact serious business. DESTROY ALL HUMANS!! (video has been removed)
[edit] Quotes of his wonderful literature
| —Dalhusky proving his normality |
| —Dalhusky realises there are more fucktards in the world |
| —Dalhusky being TOTALLY NORMAL |
| —Dalhusky on beautiful dogs, aww how touching |
| —Dalhusky on imaginative penises |
| —Dal isn't picky |
[edit] Satire?
It was all a joke. This fella has been on the 'net for over 10 years. And setting this up for over FIVE years too! Really. After executing such a flawless plan, Dalhusky rushed off to edit his own ED page to show the truth of his brilliant plan. Such honesty and forthrightness can only end well.
[edit] DalHusky the ultra-liberal
DalHusky's political views are very liberal. He hopes that the liberalization will be very huge so he can legally rape dogs, and zoophilia could be accepted as faggoty which are only accepted in west liberalized countries like Netherlands, because countries like Hungary are famous of Gay-Bashing. He only cares about his rights, he passed the limit of free speech, he is showing and claiming disgusting things what he wants to do. He wants to marry and rape a dog. This the only problem with Democracy, they're giving too many rights and free speech to people like DalHusky without saying, - "enough DalHusky, you sick bastard. Shut up, or you go to jail if you say one more word about dog sex!" Fuckin' liberalization, where has the morality gone?
[edit] ChoChoDog
ChoChoDog's nature is ambiguous. He may be a zoophile supporter or Dalhusky in clever disguise. What is clear, however, is the fact that he goes about promoting his agenda in a clever, almost undetectable way. His activity on ED is strictly confined to accusing trolls of being sick fucks and posting unintelligible flames on people's talk pages. One can't help but admire his attempts at keeping the Dalhusky story fresh and providing us with additional lulz.
[edit] Dalhusky the Pedophile
Recently on YouTube, Dalhusky has made comments directed at Vailwolf regarding her fursona. Dalhusky said that Vailwolf's fursona turned him on and that he wants to make love to it. Three young furry YouTube users who go by ChuongChoSoi, VietfoxTheSpyFox, and amazingplatypus69, caught Dalhusky as a pedophile.
| — Chuong attempts to defend Vailwolf |
| — Chuong attacks Dalhusky by claiming yiff is not art. |
| — In other words, Chuong claims that Dalhusky has a fetish on Asian kids. |
| — Amazingplatypus69 caught Dalhusky fapping to Vailwolf's fursona. Oh noes! |
| —In other words, Chuong proves that Dalhusky is a pussy. |
| —Chuong tells Dalhusky to GTFO of YouTube. |
| — Dalhusky wants to fuck a dog in the ass. |
| — Vietfox fears the worst for Vailwolf. |
| — Vietfox reveals Dalhusky's true feelings about Vailwolf. |
| — Vietfox prepares Vailwolf for the worst. |
[edit] See Also
Note: this is an article about an Encyclopedia Dramatica user. For more information, please see the appropriate user page. To leave this user a message, please visit User_Talk:ChoChoDog.
[edit] Related Links
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dox for EPIC JUSTICE(Need dox reposted) - His disgusting faggot site
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MOAR!!1 AIDS on his Youtube(Account is closed) - Guess what he draws?
- Lovely furfag literature
- Dalhusky's Faggot Space
- Minor lulz as Dalhusky gets butthurt in Halo!
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Dalhusky's second Youtube profile, Pepperchipmunk(Account is closed) - Dalhusky's newest Youtube profile, RealCalhusky (Unsure if it will last)
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