Dan Savage
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Daniel Keenan Savage is a homo who has a newspaper column titled Savage Love which first appeared in a free Seattle based weekly called "The Stranger". His column has been running for many years now, and deals with sex tips and relationship advice. He is also responsible for the old meme about Senator Rick Santorum's name doubling for the result of having sex in the ass. He also coined the term "pegging" in order to make even heterosexuality gay. He spent thousands of dollars on a baby boy for he and his gay lover to raise in a loving household. In his column, he likes to make fun of lots of different people, including furries, dogfuckers, and poo-eaters. He is not a member of NAMBLA, though he is queerer than a dildo-shaped douche.
Furthermore, while he never admits to it in public, he once gave a blumpkin to Michael Moore for E$50. To this day, Moore has not paid up.
Like many pampered, overeducated post-modernist intellectuals, Dan Savage attempts to demystify sex through rationality and cynicism. This makes his bloodless columns popular with insecure, gullible urbanites who think they can save themselves from the inconvenience of existential suffering by micro-managing their sexual relationships and dismissing their violent, soul-shaking urges as remnants of an irrelevant but still-present evolutionary hard-wiring. The type of people who read Savage's columns are usually incapable of love and so wrapped up in themselves that sex with them is no more than a tedious evacuation-fuck. Savage has made himself rich by exploiting the common delusion that with reason we can rise above human nature and reduce sex to mere sensation. Plus, he's a fag.
Links
- Dan Savage archives
- Spreading Santorum
- Baby Trafficking
- Butthurt over what somebody nobody heard of said on some shitty website
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