Danedinodance

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“	"These days, "UR JELLUZ" seems to be the rallying cry of the angry and insecure." Best fucking quote I've heard in a long ass while. So true, so true.	„
—Danedinodance, commenting on her own page

1 Danedinodance
2 Her Art
- 2.1 Surrealism
- 2.2 Requests & Gifts
3 DevianTART Drama
- 3.1 Not Jealous!
4 LiveJournal Drama
5 The Essence of Dane
6 External Links

[edit] Danedinodance

This is NOT fanart.

Danedinodance is a particularly arrogant little DevianTARTlet with an unsurprising penchant for watching animu, drawing fanart, bitching about animu, bitching about fanart, and attempting to make a statement with her surreal art. All fanart except for her pseudo-yiff and Naruto art completely ruin the series if they don't meet her own weaboo expectations. This makes her an enormous hypocrite, as per her tendency to cliturbate to badly drawn Lilo and Stitch porn. Sick fuck.

Like most 16-year-old girls taking their residence in the internets, she is a self-important drama whore, but when confronted, will back down almost immediately and erase all evidences of her acting like a gigantic douche. Typical woman.

Among her other astronomical endeavors involving her latent ability to use online language translators, promoting individualism, and boasting about her superior artistic skills, Dane likes to show the world how you will be stabbed, raped, and murdered for being a whiny little scenewhore. It's funny because it's true.

;_;

“	No, shes not your "emo" shes scene. I have no idea where that stupid emo fad came from, its just stupid. Heres the story. She was an average teenage girl who was foolish about her love life. She was murdered. Her younger sister has no one to watch over now so she speaks to her little sister. She is saying, "Don't cry my angel, for I will return tommorow.."	„
—Danedinodance, warning you of the dangers.

[edit] Her Art

This is NOT a furry.

Dane is utterly insane about ninjas, especially gay ninjas.

She greatly suffers from bishie syndrome, except when she's drawing foxes having sex, ~~Yoshi in various states of physical trauma,~~ and kittens cosplaying other anime characters. She seems to harbor an extreme abhorrence toward all of the human race, as every person she's drawn has either been on drugs, bleeding to death, hallucinating, or retarded.

lol hai guize

She also enjoys labeling every piece of shit she's drawn as "surrealism."

DANE. DOES. NOT. DRAW. FURRIES.

[edit] Surrealism

Dane's idea of a surreal drawing is gluing a pencil to a rat's balls and then lighting it on fire. When she can't get her delicate virgin hands on vermin with the right size testicles, she eats small children for inspiration and regurgitates the remains onto a piece of paper. Automatic surrealism.

[edit] Requests & Gifts

Should you ever feel the immense urge to ask Dane to draw your character, she will take at least 100 years to do it, and then present you with the anatomically incorrect product (if she doesn't decide that it's suddenly surreal). In fact, the only time she will ever actually put any amount of effort into a picture is if your character is a furry. And if your character happens to be a furry, kill yourself.

[edit] DevianTART Drama

As Danedinodance feeds off of drama like life-giving breastmilk from her mother's teat, her base of operations is required by law to be DeviantART itself. Here she posts her art, ~~her "important" journals, updates concerning her sad, degenerate life, and anything else she deems necessary.~~ She knows how to keep a secret.

As earlier stated, Dane is convinced that fanart is the cancer that is killing a long-dead DevianTART (except her own, of course). Naturally, fanartists of the world united!

[edit] Not Jealous!

Way back when, Danedinodance ran into a little obstacle in her road to becoming immortal: pageviews.

srsly guise, come on.

She fought hard and rough on the topic of fanart and pageviews, wherein offending her opposition and prompting a collective hiding of comments the world over. Tensions rose, the debate got heated, and Dane ended up making a complete ass of herself.

What to expect.

What else to expect.

“	I'm 22, actually.	„
—IvyAdrena, fellow basement dweller

“	22? ...Your waay to old to be bringing this sort of argument to me and calling me names. You just keep humiliating yourself because I find you amusing and creepy.	„
—Danedinodance, "you're too old."

Because Dane has a deplorable tendency to hide comments like a little faggot, much of the lulz was lost.

lol douche.

Thus, should you ever find yourself in a battle with Dane, make sure you screencap the fuck out of it.

Direct confrontation with the beast is discouraged, however, because the conversation will likely turn in what she assumes is her favor. Keep in mind that she hates being associated with furries in any way, yet will cry fursecution like a bitch if she feels threatened.

According to eye-witness accounts, if accosted, she will:

Scream "LOLE" (lol?) at you religiously.

Resort to using emoticons such as :Y, | ), 8U, and :C to convey her witticism and lack of concern.

Finally get butthurt and throw in random Italian words/phrases retrieved from BabelFish.

Try to get you B&.

Sick her e-friends on you.

Post a journal about it.

[edit] LiveJournal Drama

She posts her retarded poetic thoughts on LiveJournal, therefore completing the 16-year-old girl/furfag/attention whore stereotype.

I C.

“	She thought that she was on her, like a shadow crawling in her skin. She was always bothering her, asking her about everthing she did, but little did she know that this actually was her shadow. Your mother will always be your shadow. Not because she wants to be but because she is.	„
—Danedinodance, failing at introspection.

She also tends to rant and rave about being fursecuted, though she cleverly disguises it as "being different." Don't try to hide it, Dane. We know the truth.

For the lone, potentially lulz-worthy rant she posted in her journal about Naruto and who would receive his cock of truth in the end of the series, she severely disappointed (or did she?) by dragging the sockpuppets out of the closet, before completely friends-locking everything in a completely anticipated move.

[edit] The Essence of Dane

We love you too, Dane.

Empty promises.

“	I draw anthropomorphs, if thats what you mean.	„
—incorporating the use of euphemisms, but to no avail.

Wildly hilarious!

“	For real. Then we could blast some Godsmack and whatnot.	„
—"Godsmack is teh best band in the world!11one!!!1"

“	"Your a good draw-er" Is that even a word? Uh, I think you mean artist lame ass.	„
—on draw-ers.

“	I can't stand when people ask me "How did you learn how to draw? Teach me how to draw!" Just to be a dumb ass obviously.	„
—pretentious cunt.

“	Those people may have odd art on some terms, but they'll pay some good money for art like mine, and I respect most of them.	„
—respecting the cash.