Danielspengies
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Danielspengies[1] is a phenomenon amongst other Youtube Nobodies, because he was butthurt by ED almost from the start. Who is danielspengies you ask? At first glance, you'd expect him to just be some bald, overweight faggot who has no sense of humor and poses as a comedian. Feel free to judge the book by its cover though, because that's exactly what you're getting. Steven claims to have been abducted by fatty loving aliens[2].
Apparently, Steven (danielspengies) feels that with the army of subscribers (he has amassed at 120), he feels it necessary to make TL;DW diatribes against ED. Although he claims that the internet is not srs bzns, his videos are all about how the internet should be srs bzns. Perhaps if he were able to make a video without being so wet over the collective dong of YouTube, his videos would actually be entertaining. Wait, we take that back; he's just a stupid fat fuck of little concern. He is completely comfortable allowing his wife to work two jobs to support his youtube video production. He has also cheated on his wife causing her to attempt suicide, her marriage counselor eventually told her to leave the fat bastard.
The truth is DanielSpengies is a troll, even though he is a known associate of the internet humanitarian Mission: MySpace. And after years of prizing him self as one he is now crying like a little girl about ED's article on him. ED suggests you acquire a hugbox for comfort Steven. How you like them apples?
Nevertheless, while danielspengies proclaims that ED has fallen right into his hands and playing us like a fiddle, his videos feature over 9000 moments of individual irony. For instance, he claims to not be obsessed with ED, but has managed to put two videos on ED in the same night(Moar irony: since this ED article, he's made about ten separate videos on ED). While he claims to not be bothered by ED users, he has effectively blocked all EDiots from his channel.
He claims to not be funny, yet is listed as a 'comedian.' Steven has a clear case of unwarranted self-importance and feels a bachelor degree entails that he is intellectually superior to all people. Steven also feels that his parents didn't love him enough and his therapist feels he isn't happy [3]. ED would suggest you decide for yourself, but it's clearly obvious that this guy is a dumbass who, criminally, will only have more channel views because of the "hate" ED justly delivers. A meaningful sacrifice in lieu of revealing how much of a faggot danielspengies is.
* This sentence was rewritten at Danielspengies's request. However, everything will be left in tact as he admitted to every part of the article being completely and utterly true. Video below.
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[edit] Quotes
| —Danielspeniges |
[edit] Ye Olde Update
To quoth the Youtube video, danielspengies hath referred to ED's new article on him. He hath proclaimed that, unbeknownst to us noble EDiots, we hath all fallen into his cleverly executed trap!
[edit] Almost Had A Masters
As if his failure wasn't enough already, danielspengies has made a video rubuffing the critics of his epsychology by telling them that he almost got a masters !!!11!oneoneone11! but didn't finish his thesis because he was too busy eating all the pies. He has, though, read over 9000 peer reviewed psych papers (at least 100 of which he seems to have saved on his hard drive) but unluckily for him you have to actually sit down and finish what you're fucking doing if you want to get a masters but why go to all this effort when making an eight minute sixteen second boring as fuck video is sooo much easier amirite?
[edit] He's An E-Comedian
Note the smug look on his fat face as he says "You might be an ED fan if..."; this man could be the next Jeff Foxworthy. In fact this is a perfect pastiche of Jeff Foxworthy as it achieves both anti-lulz and mild homo eroticism in one. Many questions may stir when you watch this video. Such as: Why is this obese man accusing all ED writers/fans of using 4chan memes IRL and being a sexual deviant?
[edit] He's An E-Comedian and Troll (cont.)
Due to the pretty intense critical acclaim achieved by his first comical jab at Encyclopedia Dramatica
our hero decided to attempt yet another satirical jab at the users of both ED and 4chan.
Here is recorded a select few of the most comical mistakes danielspengies made in this, his latest assault on the honour of Anonymous.
- Real ED or Ed (as he calls them) users are much fatter then Danielspengies
- Real ED users only have one love in their life, the lulz.
- Real ED (or 4chan for that matter) users didn't hack applemilk's password. That was Jewbacca, an Ebaumsworld user
- It is not pronounced "poned" or at least, it shouldn't be.
- It is not pronounced "weebaboo". Internets motherfucker: Do you speak them!?
- Real ED users don't think applemilk is a whore; we love her; at full force.
- He seems to think that having one's mother as one's girlfriend is bad in some way.
- Steven claims he is part of "Troll House".
[edit] Internet Wins! (In the most minor way possible)
On the 23rd of August Danielspengies posted an oh-so-emo!!oneoneone video about how he was considering leaving youtube.
| —What Danielspengies appears to say |
| —What Danielspengies actually recorded before he spent a couple of hours "putting together this video that no one's gonna watch" |
All in all, a pretty thorough summary of all of this sorry drama is recorded below :
[edit] Moar
I’m a 27 year old psychology grad student in REDACTED California. I’m married to REDACTED, and am the father of REDACTED, toddler, who I love, even when he is running away with my socks on his head. I am also a notorious retired LiveJournal troll, and am here on myspace because the powers that be over THERE decided it was time for a daniels_pengies permabanning… My main hobbies include trolling (retired), running after toddlers, running, weight lifting, being naked on the internet for laughs, and other various things that lead people to either love or hate me (no in between possible). Anyway, read at your own risk…. I am banned from the following websites: Live Journal: home of the worst trolls on the internet Deviant Nation: Feel free to express your opinion, BUT only if everyone else on the site agrees with it. Encyclopediadramatica: AKA the biggest waste of bandwidth on the internet. The Unofficial Art Bell Chatroom: I wonder how many times they actually HAVE reported me to both my ISP AND the FBI.
From his Weblog: Apparently Encyclopedia Dramatica, which I have described in the past as being “the biggest waste of bandwidth on the internet,” is suffering from a sudden lack of disk space, and is begging it’s readers to donate money to keep the site’s owners’ idiotic idea of comedy afloat. I can only laugh at this, since I have frankly wanted to see that unfunny piece of crap destroyed for a while. It is run and maintained by individuals from the “livejournal circle jerk,” which, for anyone who didn’t know me back during my LJ days, is a collection of cliquish trolls who all thought their own shit was the funniest thing ever, and tended to regard me as being so un-humorous that I deserved to be banished into the dark corners of the special-needs internet (aka myspace) forever. Even after more than a year, I have yet to understand what people think is so entertaining about ED and its staff. Frankly I think their take on such things as racism and rape is utterly pathetic and downright appalling, and I can’t imagine anyone who would be falling over and laughing at such utter stupidity. The rest of their articles are amateurish at best, with the majority of their entries covering in-jokes about other Livejournal users that only a select group of people (i.e. the circle jerk members themselves) would actually understand. So it comes as no surprise, to me at least, that the site owners would be lacking user donations, since the entire enterprise is so narrow in audience that it probably escapes about 99.9% of those occupying the cyber-world. Oh well, good riddens I say. Hopefully their domain name can be recycled and given to a group of people that are actually talented at provoking laughs, and don’t have to solely rely on shock-value to bring in readership. Doubtful, I know, but a former troll can wish can’t he?
[edit] over 9,000 conversations about one thing
A conversation a fellow EDiot had with Danielspengies (Stephen):
weatherman0009 (6:40:05 PM): hey fag
daniels pengies (6:40:45 PM): yes bitch?
weatherman0009 (6:40:48 PM): Steven
weatherman0009 (6:40:48 PM): hai
weatherman0009 (6:40:53 PM): how are you ?
daniels pengies (6:40:56 PM): hello weatherman
weatherman0009 (6:41:03 PM): How goes it ?
daniels pengies (6:41:11 PM): eh, I'm awake
daniels pengies (6:41:15 PM): that's about it
daniels pengies (6:41:16 PM): how are you?
weatherman0009 (6:41:18 PM): come join us on IRC weatherman0009 (6:41:24 PM): super thanks for asking daniels pengies (6:41:34 PM): nah i don't do IRC weatherman0009 (6:41:36 PM): you do now weatherman0009 (6:41:40 PM): plz come daniels pengies (6:41:57 PM): lol why do you guys want to get me in there anyway? weatherman0009 (6:41:57 PM): http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Get_on_irc_fgt weatherman0009 (6:41:59 PM): no weatherman0009 (6:42:01 PM): not you guys weatherman0009 (6:42:02 PM): me guys weatherman0009 (6:42:04 PM): because daniels pengies (6:42:13 PM): lol you aren't the only one who has been tryign to get me in there weatherman0009 (6:42:13 PM): because you have so much to share steven daniels pengies (6:42:24 PM): I'm sure I do weatherman0009 (6:42:41 PM): do you kim's number weatherman0009 (6:42:47 PM): do u want kim's number daniels pengies (6:42:50 PM): no thanks daniels pengies (6:42:55 PM): I don't call people from the internet daniels pengies (6:43:03 PM): nor do I care honestly weatherman0009 (6:43:05 PM): sure u do daniels pengies (6:43:12 PM): I do? daniels pengies (6:43:14 PM): hmmm weatherman0009 (6:43:23 PM): well steve i am glad your night is going well weatherman0009 (6:43:30 PM): do you take requests ? daniels pengies (6:43:45 PM): Only if I see tit first daniels pengies (6:43:55 PM): and I'm not talking about whatever moob you and skehan have to offer weatherman0009 (6:44:10 PM): ? weatherman0009 (6:44:14 PM): oh ok weatherman0009 (6:44:18 PM): nvr i guess then weatherman0009 (6:44:26 PM): enjoy your special night daniels pengies (6:44:37 PM): lol you guys do know you take this shit way too seriously right? daniels pengies (6:44:41 PM): Even I drop the act every now and again weatherman0009 (6:44:46 PM): ? weatherman0009 (6:44:52 PM): oh you mean being butthurt weatherman0009 (6:44:55 PM): yes thank god daniels pengies (6:45:05 PM): lol I mean the whole troll thing daniels pengies (6:45:13 PM): you can only play an asshole for so long daniels pengies (6:45:17 PM): without getting bored weatherman0009 (6:45:18 PM): well not everyone can be a failed troll daniels pengies (6:45:28 PM): Tell that to Mike weatherman0009 (6:45:27 PM): i dont think you killed enuff vets weatherman0009 (6:45:38 PM): why don't you tell him steve daniels pengies (6:45:45 PM): lol, you guys are sometimes mildly entertaining daniels pengies (6:45:49 PM): only in the fact that it never stops weatherman0009 (6:45:51 PM): he loves his country and supports our homeland daniels pengies (6:45:57 PM): I don't daniels pengies (6:45:59 PM): nor do I care weatherman0009 (6:46:07 PM): no weatherman0009 (6:46:14 PM): we nevar forget weatherman0009 (6:46:16 PM): nevar forgive daniels pengies (6:46:20 PM): are you guys still trying to claim that Sherrod endorses everything you do? daniels pengies (6:46:25 PM): Cause i was talking her earlier daniels pengies (6:46:32 PM): and she still has no clue what's going on weatherman0009 (6:46:36 PM): sherrod loves us weatherman0009 (6:46:43 PM): oh yeah true weatherman0009 (6:46:56 PM): well she is just overwhelmed with hilarity daniels pengies (6:47:04 PM): I'm sure weatherman0009 (6:47:05 PM): yes daniels pengies (6:47:10 PM): Fucking a, it's sad that this isn't an act daniels pengies (6:47:17 PM): You guys really do this all the time don't you? weatherman0009 (6:47:16 PM): sherrod loves u too steven daniels pengies (6:47:20 PM): Like ALL the time daniels pengies (6:47:23 PM): I'm sure she does weatherman0009 (6:47:21 PM): sherrod is all about the love weatherman0009 (6:47:29 PM): do ? weatherman0009 (6:47:42 PM): oh yeah of course weatherman0009 (6:47:53 PM): no, this is not an act daniels pengies (6:47:56 PM): See, I would find what's going on funny if Mike and Kim were in on the whole thing together weatherman0009 (6:47:55 PM): it's real daniels pengies (6:48:05 PM): and it was all an elborate prank daniels pengies (6:48:08 PM): It might be daniels pengies (6:48:09 PM): I dunno weatherman0009 (6:48:10 PM): possible daniels pengies (6:48:15 PM): but doesn't seem that way daniels pengies (6:48:24 PM): eh, I don't care really, I have better things to do weatherman0009 (6:48:22 PM): how is your wife these days weatherman0009 (6:48:39 PM): yeah totally i am sure some vets are waiting for your cure daniels pengies (6:48:49 PM): hmm daniels pengies (6:48:51 PM): weather weatherman0009 (6:49:00 PM): well you're still invited to IRC weatherman0009 (6:49:04 PM): on our channel weatherman0009 (6:49:08 PM): your input is always welcome daniels pengies (6:49:10 PM): lol yeah daniels pengies (6:49:12 PM): I'm sure I am weatherman0009 (6:49:14 PM): you are! daniels pengies (6:49:22 PM): My only input would be "drop the ed shit, it isn't funny" weatherman0009 (6:49:22 PM): don't be so butthurt gosh daniels pengies (6:49:26 PM): but you guys never listen to me weatherman0009 (6:49:28 PM): yes it is funny weatherman0009 (6:49:30 PM): it's hilarious weatherman0009 (6:49:34 PM): I listen daniels pengies (6:49:36 PM): Weather, you do realize weatherman0009 (6:49:38 PM): ? daniels pengies (6:49:42 PM): that I honestly don't cared right? daniels pengies (6:49:47 PM): That most of what I do is just part of a persona daniels pengies (6:49:57 PM): and I have interests outside of youtube and the net right? weatherman0009 (6:49:56 PM): care in what form weatherman0009 (6:50:04 PM): yes i understand daniels pengies (6:50:19 PM): I flame on youtube and myspace, then go off and do other things daniels pengies (6:50:34 PM): and half the time I'm just baiting because I'm bored daniels pengies (6:50:42 PM): I don't take this stuff nearly as seriously as you guys do daniels pengies (6:50:45 PM): and I don't care all that much daniels pengies (6:50:48 PM): do what you want daniels pengies (6:50:49 PM): I don't care weatherman0009 (6:50:58 PM): oh ic weatherman0009 (6:51:03 PM): so i guess we can't be friends weatherman0009 (6:51:20 PM): that's fine weatherman0009 (6:51:24 PM): i understand daniels pengies (6:51:32 PM): oh you'd be surprised who I'm friends with weatherman0009 (6:51:36 PM): i would ? daniels pengies (6:51:38 PM): I don't care as long as the act is dropped daniels pengies (6:51:44 PM): even fireuzer dropped the act weatherman0009 (6:52:03 PM): the act ? weatherman0009 (6:52:11 PM): you're not an actor ?! daniels pengies (6:52:30 PM): Nah, I'm just bored daniels pengies (6:52:47 PM): but I really dont' take any of this stuff seriously daniels pengies (6:52:54 PM): you guys probably think I really am "butthurt" weatherman0009 (6:52:53 PM): sorry to hear that try music daniels pengies (6:53:12 PM): But that would involve an investment that I don't have weatherman0009 (6:53:15 PM): Yes i think you are extremely butthurt and cruel to my country daniels pengies (6:53:25 PM): oh well weatherman0009 (6:53:24 PM): i understand daniels pengies (6:53:30 PM): Think what you want daniels pengies (6:53:54 PM): The politics stuff is of course seperate from whatever trolling i do weatherman0009 (6:53:57 PM): do you have PS ? daniels pengies (6:54:18 PM): PS? weatherman0009 (6:54:21 PM): paranoid schizophrenia weatherman0009 (6:54:34 PM): i see so you admit you are a troll. admitting is a good first step daniels pengies (6:54:41 PM): No weather. Would you like a list of disorders that I do have? daniels pengies (6:54:45 PM): Cause I'll provide weatherman0009 (6:54:44 PM): sure daniels pengies (6:54:47 PM): not a problem weatherman0009 (6:54:46 PM): of course weatherman0009 (6:54:48 PM): very interested weatherman0009 (6:54:51 PM): ill share mine too daniels pengies (6:54:58 PM): OCD, BPD, Depression, Small cock syndrome daniels pengies (6:54:58 PM): etc daniels pengies (6:54:59 PM): etc daniels pengies (6:54:59 PM): etc weatherman0009 (6:55:16 PM): SCS is not real weatherman0009 (6:55:22 PM): your dick looked decent size to me daniels pengies (6:55:27 PM): Obviously you dont' have a small cock daniels pengies (6:55:31 PM): or you would understand my pain weatherman0009 (6:55:29 PM): sorry about your other disorders daniels pengies (6:55:40 PM): oh and I'm married weatherman0009 (6:55:39 PM): No my cock is not small daniels pengies (6:55:42 PM): that's a major disorder daniels pengies (6:55:45 PM): right there weatherman0009 (6:55:47 PM): yes marriage can be like a disease weatherman0009 (6:55:50 PM): i understand daniels pengies (6:55:53 PM): it can be daniels pengies (6:55:55 PM): chokes out the life weatherman0009 (6:56:09 PM): you should get side action daniels pengies (6:56:18 PM): no thanks daniels pengies (6:56:31 PM): I LIKE my wife personally, it's just the institution of marriage I have issues with weatherman0009 (6:56:33 PM): you stopped - i understand weatherman0009 (6:56:37 PM): i c daniels pengies (6:56:48 PM): lol yes, that was four years ago daniels pengies (6:56:53 PM): thigns happen weatherman0009 (6:56:59 PM): have u considered surrending your heart to love weatherman0009 (6:57:07 PM): i have to go sir daniels pengies (6:57:15 PM): goodybe weatherman weatherman0009 (6:57:14 PM): sorry weatherman0009 (6:57:23 PM): we will continue daniels pengies (6:57:29 PM): i'm sure daniels pengies (6:58:13 PM): that's fine daniels pengies (6:58:17 PM): doesn't matter to me weatherman0009 (6:58:19 PM): oh ok weatherman0009 (6:58:21 PM): super weatherman0009 (6:58:23 PM): bye for now weatherman0009 (6:58:28 PM): <3
[edit] Recent Drama
[edit] Lame E-war with Jipsik
Sometime around November 2007 the fat fuck was engaged in e-battle with another YT lolcow Jipisik. The jewtube staff already hated jipsi and wanted an excuse to suspend his ass. So Jipsi dropped his dox and got permaB&.
[edit] Pengies and The Failures Guild
In early to mid 2008 Danielspengies began to campaign for some self-initiated Jewtube troll collective (the term "troll" is used very loosely in this instance) comprised of shamed and ineffectual outcasts of the YouTube "community".
They are currently "gunning" for failing at trolling Gimmeabreakman. When asked about being targeted by a bunch of grown men who talk like pirates on YouTube, Victor said he was too busy trying to fuck azn women after "English" lessons in GLORIOUS NIPPON.
[edit] MOAR
The guild managed to "hack" a FiveAwesomechannel by convincing a user named Angellizzie to "join" the "Guild" - a former member of the channel- some fugly basement dweller from Louisiana. Of course, by "hack" we mean she simply handed over the password for a FiveAwesomechannel knockoff that no one cared about to begin with. The people in the Fiveboringpeople channel bawwwed for about 5 mins and then became preoccupied with the next inane and idiotic drama on the tubes. The channel was brought back only 2 days later by the YouTube staff.
Of course, anon successfully got Angelizzie's dox and she baleeted her account...only to return with less subscribers. Of course like buzkill she deleted all of her videos because no one now cares about her TL;DW bipolar rambling.
Of course the fat whore is buying a dog thanks to Anonymous and is "leaving the guild" Anon successfully got a SWAT team to think that she was holding 30 people hostage!
In 4-5 short videos some milf named Nessalu basically tore buzkill a new asshole. Of course, lard ass pengies made a video GOING AFTER HER NEXT. Nessalu proudly joined Myboss and the YT alien family who successfully got buzkill to baleet her vids after trolling her at her IRL job.
[edit] Anonymous
Despite him constantly claiming he detests everything about Anon and ED, he can often be found spouting memespeak and kissing Anons ass like revealing some sort of passive-aggressive and desperate need for any supporters at all. Apparently he has even attempted to recruit on Anontalk.com. On the bright side, /b/ has instantly saged any of his requests to join his group of ass pirates in an effort spare it any more cancer than it already has. More than anything Pengies feels somewhat disgruntled that Anon is typically too busy milking Co$, Fetch, and Mangerie to even notice yet another attention whore on the tubes.
Having already had EVERYTHING deleted and being laughted off of youtube constantly, he has returned to Myspace to troll Myspace groups. He and Sarj have been targeting mostly gay and lesbian groups and 13-year-old boys. It is worth noting that trolling myspace forums is typically considered about as effective as shitting in an already rancid pile of shit or pissing in a ocean of piss.
[edit] Stephen's Fans
Elite troll MyBoss delivers, see channel for moar
fan remix by cyanterrorist
[edit] Resources
Danielspengies on Youtube YET ANOTHER account. TROLL PLZ.LOL WHUT B&His YouTube Channel Current channel.Gonedanielspengies LiveVideoPOOL'S CLOSEDHis Stickam Profiledeleted- His new Stickam
- Daniel Spengies Blog Full of fail
- Stephen's Butthurt ED rant
- whois info
- VitalSecurity's expose on Captain Asshurt
[edit] See Also
- A real troll - For comparison purposes only.
- buzkill
- Producing101
- Theredskull
- Tom Serson
- Some other faggot friend of his
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