Darknessthechao333

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Darknessthechao333 (real name Courtney Teal) is very possibly the saddest piece of shit ever to come on the Internets. This thing (not sure if it's a boy or a girl because of its MySpace profile) started on ArtInsanity telling everyone he/she was 15, even though she was 12 at the time. But it doesn't stop there. There's a whole fucking list of lies she's made, even though she denies everything. Luckily some of it has been screenshotted. She even finds it hard to keep track of all the lies she's said.She also likes taking things that other people are paying for. Such as locking people out of their own websites that they are PAYING for and using other people's eBay accounts and their credit cards. There is also some evidence that she might be a hick. She says "ya'll" instead of "you all", which is what most people with no education say. She also has a brother named Speccy, though it's uncertain if he is IRL or just online, who she has called hot/hers and doesn't want him to get a girlfriend. It's also pretty hard to be friends with her because when you are friends you are "THE BESTEST ARTST EVERR AND SOO AWSUME!!! ^___________________^" but if you get her mad...she pretty much goes bat shit crazy

She always talks about how her family dies every 2 minutes. This might actually be true, seeing as how many of her family members have strange resemblances to tv shows. She has an Uncle Brian, as in the dog from Family guy, a cousin Meg, also from Family Guy and Seth, not sure what relation he is but she could have named him after the creator of Family Guy. Courtney also seems to live in a magical world where her relatives come back to life when need be. It's also amazing how she can be stuck in a tree for 8 hours and have NO family members come to rescue her. However, this could be because they were all dead at the time.

Besides being an ugly piece of crap, she's also a furfag! She enjoys drawing her fox character, Darkness, in very sexual poses and even naked.

She's basically the type of person you'd see lying on the side of the road bleeding to death and you could go up to her, kick her in the ribs, go home laughing and sleep well at night.

Contents 1 List of (almost) all the lies she's made 2 Names she uses ovar and ovar again 3 Emo 4 Father's Day Drama 5 A totally true story 6 Rosa's Death 7 Deleted Everything & Is Totally Butthurt 8 Darkness is a lesbian? 9 The Icon Stealing Fiasco 10 DARKNESS STEALS ARTZ?! 11 Sheezyart 12 Her Followers 13 Gallery 14 Troll Artwork Gallery 15 IRL Pictures of Darkness 16 YouTube 17 Quotes 18 How to Contact Her 19 Links 20 See Also

[edit] List of (almost) all the lies she's made

• She was in a coma for 10 years and came out of it when she was 12, in the eighth grade and able to talk and type.
• She got her spine removed and lived to tell the tale.
• A mad man went around her neighborhood killing ALL the animals and never got arrested!
• She has a forked tongue and scaly skin that people make fun of her for. Why we can't see it in her pictures is unknown.
• When she went to Salem, a witch cast a curse on her by touching her palm. And that's why bad stuff always happens to her. Not because she sucks at life or anything.
• She goes to magic school where she studies potions and dragons. Did I mention she's related to Harry Potter?
• She was chased into the forest by wolves. Somehow she survived being in a tree for 8 hours. Rugrats Movie anyone?
• She once went to a carnival and got stuck on a spinning ride for 5 hours which should have killed her but she was lucky! Just like Angelica from the Rugrats. Isn't that such a COINCIDENCE?!
• Her house is haunted and the ghosts haunt the phone lines from an old Indian burial ground.
• She went to an anime convention and some total strangers offered to take her home when she was sick, because everyone offers to bring strangers home.
• She once went to an anime convention dressed as a furry from her old website and everyone instantly recognized her and asked for her autograph. Strangely she went to her FIRST anime convention 3 years later.
• She once got offered a job as a pop singer but turned it down to be with her friends because that's how Jessica Simpson started out.
• Her best friend Rosa got shot in the head about two years ago, and the next day Darkness signed on saying "Today at school Rosa and I did this." When asked, "I thought she died?" She said, "I know...don't remind me -_- but a new girl transferred to our school named Rosa and we became friends." Even though there is someone on DA who knows Rosa in real life and is quoted as saying "She didn't die O.o"
• One time her family went driving and they got into a car accident. EVERYONE died except for her.
• She once sent a letter and put 5 stamps on it. The mailman saw it, screamed, and sprinted down to the post office immediately.
• Near her house there are woods where evil, red-eyed, man-eating weasels live. Apparently her and her friends always go into these woods and one of their friends always gets ripped apart. To keep track of who's dead, they make a mark on a tree for each person dead.
• She has a program on her computer that allows her to read other people's Instant Message conversations, without even knowing their screen names, but it also crashed the other person's computer if she does it.
• She's always somehow getting hurt and must have surgery because she was born with glass bones and paper skin.
• When she was little she hacked into a government system and had to move to avoid being persecuted. Or whatever.
• Every weekend she gets a shipment of Nack the Weasel toys from Sega, but before she can ever sell them or give them away her cousin takes them to the dump.
• Her cousin used to go online a lot and then met up with a man from the internets. He kidnapped her and took her to another country, but it was in the same country at the same time. Courtney's family went looking through dumpsters to find her cousin and magically knew what one it was. Courtney wasn't allowed to go the funeral because she was too young. And she's not allowed to mention her cousin's name...not to think back of the sad memories, but so we can't Google it up and prove her to be a liar.
• Despite HATING and BEING ALLERGIC to cats, she has a pet cat that she loves and cuddles with.
• She does NOT have ovaries and nevar has a period.
• Her uncle has many many jobs. He was Hitler's right hand man, the numa numa guy, a Sega employee and maybe even Wonder Woman?
• At her family reunions, if you don't bring something Hawaiian you are not allowed to eat! You have to sit there and watch everyone else stuff their faces.
• ????
• Profit!

[21:38] CHAOBBG33: i just found out somthing today...
[21:38] CHAOBBG33: i was in acoma
[21:38] CHAOBBG3: for 10 years
[21:38] CHAOBBG33: my whole live has ben a lie!!!!!!!
[21:39] CHAOBBG33: everyon made them up so i wouldnt now!!!!!!!!
[21:39] CHAOBBG3: IM LIKE FUCKIN SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:39] CHAOBBG3: i hav too find out the truth

[edit] Names she uses ovar and ovar again

Rosa- This one is obvious. She uses it the most and usually relates to school friends with it.

• 1. First school friend who died
• 2. New school friend who became her new bff after the first Rosa died
• 3. Other school friends either called 'Rosa' or 'Kitty'

Speccy- She uses this one for pretty much every story she makes up. Why do none of her friends notice? Because they're dumb shits. Despite contrary belief, Speccy is not a common name and most have nevar heard it before this article.

• 1. One of her first online friends
• 2. Her stepbrother that she has a crush on
• 3. The neighbor lady's cat
• 4. A friend at school

Brian- This is a name she just recently started using, so be on the lookout for moar stories with this Brian character in them.

• 1. Some guy she met at the Boston Anime Con who lives in Maine
• 2. Herself, as she is "called at school"
• 3. An uncle Brian, who went to a family reunion once.

If you see any other names that are being used over 9000 times, PLZ POST!

[edit] Emo

Even though she claims to not be emo, she sure draws a lot of emo pictures. She's even moved on to taking emo pictures of herself! But she's not emo. Because she's said that she hates emos and if they "haet thier dam life so bad then tey can go cut temself with thier emo cdz becuse realy NOONE GIVES A SHIT!" But if she cuts herself then we're all supposed to bow down and suck her cock.

[edit] Father's Day Drama

Every year for father's day she complains about how her dad never calls or visits her. Could it be because she's a whining little bitch that even her own father doesn't like? Very possible, but that doesn't stop her from crying about it. Be warned that if you ever point out the obvious about it that she will go bat shit crazy.

[edit] A totally true story

Sadly she deleted the journal entry that she made, but the text was saved! Try to read it all because it is very lulzy. And yes, you do have to take her seriously because of her wonderful spelling and grammar.

A Boston anonymous knows this story to be total bullshit, since people in Boston haet each other and would sooner break your kneecaps than offer you a ride.

[edit] Rosa's Death

On March 17, 2006, Darkness alerted the internets that her BFF Rosa died from a gunshot wound.

“	i just got a call...thst my friend rosa(mew mew) has just passed away in the hospital..i am crying..and im trying to get this off my mind by drawing this picture...i don't think i will post many pics on here for a while..but i will try my best to get al of you're requests done today..hopefully..	„
—Darkness

Here are convos with a girl who knows Darkness and Rosa IRL.

[16:23] Capricornian: So I heard from Darkness that Rosa died IRL from a gunshot wound to the head?
[16:23] Diamonds: No..
[16:23] Capricornian: So she's still alive?
[16:23] Diamonds: Yeah I went to school with her.
[16:23] Capricornian: So Darkness is a lying little bitch?
[16:24] Diamonds: Correct
[16:25] Diamonds: I don't know how she gets away with all those lies
[16:25] Diamonds: -shakes head-
[16:36] Diamonds: i cant believe she lied about thattt
[16:37] Diamonds: Rosa goes to school with meee
[16:37] Diamonds: I see them walking togetherrrr

[15:51] Capricornian: does she mention anything at school (The article)?
[15:51] Diamonds: no
[15:51] Diamonds: i see her
[15:51] Diamonds: with her like
[15:51] Diamonds: emo friends
[15:51] Capricornian: does they cut?
[15:51] Diamonds: Im not sure
[15:51] Diamonds: but
[15:51] Diamonds: ROSA IS THERE : )

So now we all know that she's a lying little bitch who likes telling sob stories. But what could make this even funnier? She lied about the fucking death date of her BFF who supposedly died. She REALLY can't keep track of all her lies. How sad.

[edit] Deleted Everything & Is Totally Butthurt

On January 4, 2008, she deleted everything after Anonymous attacked her.

On January 6, 2008 she was totally butthurt beyong repair but tried to seem kewl by imitating ED.[1] [2]

[edit] Darkness is a lesbian?

She's said before on some of her pictures that she prefers girls and for a while she was actually in a relationship! With a girl! But sadly that came to an end. Even though they promised to love eachother forever.Because her girlfriend sucked at art? Because she was a pedophile? Because she was fat? WHO KNOWS!

All that is know is that Darkness made a journal entry saying that she wasn't allowed to date her girlfriend or whatever, and Kurai hasn't been seen for at least over nine thousand years.

So be warned girls, she's a lesbo and will most likely rape you.

FACT- Darkness and Chaos-the-fox were a couple until she dumped him for a chick and he cheated on her with 48 ten year olds. Now she haets him with a passion, even though she continues making gifts for him, and if you mention her liking him then she will most likely scream and throw shit at you.

[edit] The Icon Stealing Fiasco

One bright and sunny day on DeviantArt, Darkness's close friend STOLE HER CHARACTER FOR AN ICON!!!!!!!! Since it was her close friend, instead of talking about it calmly, Darkness set all her cronies to attack the suspect. This is probably what set her off to steal other's art.

“	OH YOU'RE DONE! YOU RECOLORED ME!! NO RECOLORING! OKAY! I haven't had a GOOD WEEK! SO NO RECOLORING ME! YA HEAR THAT! DELETE THIS NOW![3]	„
—Darkness being calm about this tiny inconvinience

[edit] DARKNESS STEALS ARTZ?!

O:

It are true.

[edit] Sheezyart

After being attacked on Deviantart, she did what most butthurt retards do. Run away crying to another website. Here she posted moar of her shitty furry art, even though she claims to not be a furry, and found a new lesbian lover! Nope, no lesbian this time. Just a cross-dressing faggot. And just to make sure no one would evar find her, she made an even newer account.

“	Hello, My name is none of your buisness. What i am, Is neither your buisness. My birthday is June 15th. I am 14 years old. I like candy. And doing alot of artistic things, Like Playing the violin, Sewing, Clay sculpting, But mostly drawing. DO NOT steal my artwork, Or claim my art as youres. Go make your own art. Do not Troll on my page. No flaiming please. No LULZ to be made here. My charicter is not a FURRY, I am NOT a FURRY, nor will i ever be a freaky Fur. I made the charicter when i was 6 so go get a Life, and leave me alone. You dont know me. Nor will you ever know me. Even if you hack me a Billion times, You STILL wont know me, unless you ever hung out with me in real life. I dislike Rude people, Haters, People who harm animals, and people who decide to harm other people by flaiming, or spamming for lulz. Now leave me be. For i am a Fellow artist who just wants to show my art and gain some small online friendships with other fellow artists. TITS OR GTFO! I dont wanna hear what mean things you want to say about my art.	„
—Darkness

Isn't she just a friendly ball of fluff? Who DOESN'T want to be friends with her??

[edit] Her Followers

Most people can't be called friends of hers, because it's painfully obvious that she pays them to pretend to like her. But these losers actually believe that she's a wonderful goddess who needs to be eaten out every five minutes.

• Jeffron- An 18 year old fat nigger loser who thinks he's a lizard because "ALL HUMANS ARE EVIL AND SHOULD DIE!" He hates humans so much that he only draws furries and lizards. He could be fond of being a lizard so much because he's ugly as fuck, but that's only a theory. He also has horrible spelling and it might take lightyears before you figure out what the fuck he's talking about. He thinks that everything Darkness does is right and anyone who opposes her shall face his claws of fury!

“	Whoever insulted MY friend Darkness is obvioulsy brianless that ED shit ISN'T EVEN TRUE! How the fuck can you guys beleive this crap,Darkness is not a liar,she is a wonderful caring person you guys need to lay off understand? damn nothign on the ED should be beleived! and Darkness don't worry,we'll do what it tkes to help you out,this has gone TOO FAR....	„
—Jeffron

• Justa- Jeffron's twin brother and equally a loser. There's not much difference with him, except his art sucks more than his brother's.

• Zork- Some stupid fag who no one really cares about, but decides to get involved with Darkness drama anyway. He thinks it makes him look cool, but in reality no one cares about him and it makes him look even moar stupid. He has crappy art and crappy spelling, which makes it hard to take him seriously.

“	You know something, people that call you a lieing bitch are just really sad people with no life, and people that read your page on that Wikipedia ripoff and believe anything on it are nOObs just looking for a fight, and when they come around posting stuff on your DA/SA pages, me, Jeff, etc will be there to stick up for ya and give them a good ass kickin ok	„
—Zork

• MagnaShade- Another furry, who's OC is a Sonic recolor because he's too fucking retarded to come up with anything new. Not unlike his other friends, he thinks it makes him seem tough to threaten people over the internet. Obviously all of them are too stupid to realize that a simple *punches you in the face* does not affect anyone.

“	piss off dirt bag or ill kick your fucking ass	„
—Magnashade

• Adorablecutekid- As you can tell by her username she is very full of herself. Even though she has an okay face she likes taking pictures of herself looking like a troll. She's a camera whore and if anyone calls her that she tries to act like she's smarter than them by telling them to GTFO. She always posts pictures of words that say things such as "I'm flippin' awesome!" and other self promotion phrases.

“	wtf? Who the fuck asked you really? LULZ! If you haven't noticed I haven't added anything in quite a bit and I really am NOT concerned with whatever the hell your "higher than thou" opinion is. KAYTHANKS! :DDD	„
—AdorableCuteKid

She highly supports Darkness and does a lot of ass kissing. Even though she seems to be very attached to Darkness, I think she's just waiting for something to happen to her so she can become their next Hitler. DISREGARD, IT'S BEEN PROVEN!

• Miserably-Yours- Darkness's fat cousin (calls herself 'Misery' because anyone who talks to her gets miserable) who's a gangster-wannabe and is pretty much a bitch. If anyone says anything bad about Darkness, she jumps to her cousin's defense and threatens to beat the shit out of them. I'd be careful, because we all know how violent moo cows can be, but you can just punch her in the cunt because that bitch is knocked-up. Myspace

• Abbythecat- Abigail Gross (her name fits her because she's a fat piece of shit) has always been one of Courtney's loyal cock strokers. It first began when she saw one of Courtney's drawings and wished she could be fucked in the ass by her. After that, they became BFF even though Abby wanted all of Courtney's boyfriends for herself, but they had threesomes anyway. Abby wished she could have Courtney's "awesome" drawing skills, so she copied her drawing style but failed miserably. She has no idea what proportional bodies are and thinks G cup boobs look awesome on every furry alive. She eventually got banned from DA for being a retarded 11 year old girl. Now she just moons after Courtney from afar and faps to her pictures everynight.

“	I think I'm becoming more and more emo...	„
—Abby, failing at life

[edit] Gallery

Gallery of Fail

Why would you call her emo? FAP FAP FAP! Ok, now you REALLY know she's not emo. Still not emo.

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Emo Father's Day She still hasn't figured out that noone gives a shit! Don't criticize her art. The death of Rosa I get horny whenever I see a slutty fox furry! She claims to be an animal lover She especially loves KITENS She made this with a broken arm ED's lulz killed her JOURNAL We all know why she wants tits. Not to fit in, but because she's a lesbo! Oh, there's still plenty of lulz to be found. Goddamn, can that skirt be any shorter?! It looks like her breasts are taking steroids. It's always her breasts that look odd. I think we know why Didn't get enough pantyshot? Okay, here's MOAR! Furry hips are sexy We all knew Darkness was a guy She's moved on from chicks, to crossdressers WEEGEE?! O Courtney in her true form with her real father; they conspire to sex the ladies Her birth Her boyfriend must be blind or retarded She can also be seen in Neopets True love Always

[edit] Troll Artwork Gallery

Someone wrote a fanfic about Courtney's irl escapades.

Cosplaying as Courtney in crow-form. Stretch your hand muscles.

It looks just like the real thing, amirite?

[edit] IRL Pictures of Darkness

She's the only boy. Guess which on she is.	She resides in one of those garbage bins down there.	No, that's not adorablecutekid.	A tender moment with her mother
Courtney = Long-Lost Jonas Brother?

[edit] YouTube

Darkness decided to grace JewTube with her amazing clay-making abilities. The results are KAWAii DESU DESu DESuESU!1!1!!1!!!11!!1!.

Leave her comments about her spelling and tell her how talented she is.

[edit] Quotes

From a journal entry she deleted out of butthurt 5 minutes later.

“	Now before you go and critise someones art, GO LOOK AT YOU'RS BITCH! Because 2th grader art really dosent cut it.	„

“	If you wanna critisize into my grammar, or into anyones grammar, Do some fucking research! Noone is a fuckin English teacher at this typing shit	„

“	I don't type tese fucking journal entries for comments, I just type them to show im still here, and just whats been going on TRUTHFULLY!	„

“	Because other than me. I have people on here that CARE For me, and arent stuck up fakers.	„

“	And you saying shit about a coma, I never did. And never will. And you being a stupid bitch and spreading a story that i made when i was 10 because mum told me too...Just Get a life!	„

“	Why dont you stop making in fun of people that you dont know, or are 10 TIMES BETTER THAN YOU! and get a life.	„

[edit] How to Contact Her

• AIM- CHAOBBG33 (but she probably won't be on it much anymore)
• Yahoo- Chaoinsanity33 (same)
• MSN- Chaodarky
• Skype- Chaodarky
• IMVU- DarknessChaotix
• Hotmail- itdosentrainallthetime@hotmail.com

And don't forget: her main email is chaoinsanity33@yahoo.com, so be sure to tell her what you think of her for a lulzy reply to go kill yourself!

[edit] Links

• DA
• FANCLUB!!! :D
• Her cousin's DeviantART.
• FAC
• Sheezyart #1
• Sheezyart #2
• ArtInsanity #1
• ArtInsanity #2
• Myspace DELETED BECAUSE HE/SHE IS PATHETIC
• Newest Myspace. No fucktard's managed to find this?! BAW, DELETED.
• WTF? Her role model, who is also a furry! ALSO DELETED
• Her sucky ass website
• Darkness plus Kurai IS LOVE
• Courtney is a ghey pedophile
• Her forum, The Factory all about Sonic
• Her cousin's forum
• Gaia
• Neopets
• Some stupid bitch whining about "ppl beng meen 2 drakness"
• Her beautiful YouTube account. Taunt her on there.

[edit] See Also

• Adorablecutekid
• Chaos-the-fox

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