Darknest

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Darknest, or Darknest Fantasy Erotica as the admins would have you say, is the home of many a furry. Unfortunately, due to the fact that it's based on pr0n, it has attracted over 9000 members including 13-year-old boys pretending to be 18, 16-year-old girls whining constantly, and pedophiles just there for kicks. (and kids)

It's not just based on any pr0n. It's based on WoW pr0n, making it a haven for geeks who have always wanted to fuck a night elf

[edit] History

Darknest was originally created by Shirox, but after an unfortunate shark-jumping fatality nobody was left to maintain the site and it suffered a slow, agonizing death.

Ackanime and NSQ created the current incarnation to keep the community alive. But it's still just shit nobody cares about.

It is filled with furries, weeaboo faggots, mouth breathers and basement dwellers.

In its first year after being revived, Darknest was attacked by a member that didn't like some of the fetishes posted there (but obviously rape was ok by her standards), and instead of keeping her nose out of threads she didn't like, felt the need to let everyone know how they were sick fucks and she wasn't.

There was much drama, and after her ban she "hacked" the site (ie: guessed ackanime's password) and proceeded to delete everything in the gallery and on the forums. She then proceeded to claim she would get Blizzard to send their lawyers after the site for posting official art and pr0n of the game, even though Blizzard has known of Darknest for years.

[edit] The Admins and the new server

Last Thursday, the admins shut down the gallery portion of the website, claiming that if the members donated IRL monies to them, they would create an erotic comic for the community.

It took about a week for the $3,000 to be collected. Meanwhile, those lazy bastards are producing pages at the staggering rate of 1 a month. Good fucking job. Recent developments have also shown that giving the creators IRL monies will get the comic out faster. What, $3,000 isn't enough? This is quickly becoming the most expensive porn ever created.

Also, the admins took down the 2 most popular sections of the forum, saying the forum members were "out of control" and such bullshit. They have refused to put them back up, and one admin has demanded the community do the admin's job and find new moderators themselves[1] (look for NSQ's posts)

This caused the community a significant amount of butthurt

[edit] Boards

Half the names of the boards have to do with WoW! OMG THESE ADMINS ARE SO CREATIVE

• Rules and Notices: Where the admins tell you how they're going to screw you over
• Your Voice: Forum where everyone whined about the taking away of the general forums. Deleted after they were reactivated, because no one had anything to complain about.
• Pig and Whistle: Board reactivated after promoting a number of people of questionable responsibility to mods.
• The Plaguelands: Board deleted. Was a gigantic troll-fest being for the reason it had a less serious description. The "anything goes" board that was deleted because "fun" is apparently not included in anything.
• Quel'dorei Archives - Lore Discussion: Who the hell discusses game lore? These basement-dwellers, apparently.
• General Help: Good place to troll n00bs
• Emerald Dream: Place where everyone jacks off and sucks up to various artists - and that is an understatement. No matter how much shit an artist uses to carve out their latest masterpiece, they will still be praised for the beauty, quality, and uniqueness of their latest bucket of stools and fail. Criticism on Darknest is about as common as Kobe Bryant in Rape Rehab session.
• Super Snapper FX: WARNING: SHITTY PHOTOSHOPS FOUND HERE
• Dalaran Library: Board for fanfics of WoW. Some might be considered "erotic", but who the fuck jacks off to text?
• Finkle's Skinner: Do you play WoW? Do you want to see all the female characters nekkid? This is the place for you! (Besides jail)
• Nat Pagle's Guide To...: This board can also be easily trolled. Simply create a guide to something offensive, and become an hero when they delete it.
• Booty Bay Dating Service: Place where various pretend girls try to get another pretend girl to cyber with them, and also quite possibly the board that is most ripe for trolling. Instructions: 1) Find a cum-party/ad for a relationship. 2) Meet the player in-game. 3) ???? 4) Profit!
• Dark Dragon Tavern: Role playing board. Emits foul odors as the only people that participate are, you guessed it, fat basement dwellers

[edit] Prominent Niggers

[edit] (Not Really) Awesome Members (Who were Banned)

Blood-Eagle: Local troll that tried to cause much lulz, but was doing it wrong. Hated furries and Europeans. Was banned because of stuff nobody cares about.

TH: Much like Blood Eagle, except he made little sense. Also hated furries. TH stood for "Tentacle Hentai". He claimed to be Muslim, and said he wasn't allowed to look at porn.

17th Knight: Banned for the unforgivable crime of sending two pm's in a row to the gelatinous NSQ. Known for starting intellectually stimulating threads such as "Boobs". Was hopelessly infatuated with the Blood Eagle, but has since turned his sights on TH. Currently has a couple dozen accounts on DN and is banned on average of once per day. Finds this to be hysterical. NSQ gains approximately 100 ergs of nerdrage everytime he must ban 17th Knight.

Ultimate Overlord: Local pretend girl who enjoys watching kiddie porn. Didn't get banned, but now an ex member because it killed itself (apparently). When it vanished, it deleted all posts it made in order to provoke some drama. Then a month later, it re-appeared pretending to be a friend, saying it killed itself. But no-one cared.

Thread where "she" complains about not being able to watch moar kiddie porn

[edit] Current Members

Moderator Sion's bitch and schlong.

NSQ: Shapeless mass of an admin with a Cheeto-fueled power complex. Goes into ban-mode when his weight is mentioned. Also see his thoughts about this: <Greyface> "Guess what? I'm treated differently because I am fat. There's nothing strange about that, it implies I have qualities that thin people don't." You're right. They're called bitch-tits. Grats. Enjoys eating green eggs and ham.

Sutra: bitch that likes to yell at people for no real reason. Most likely has sand in her colossal vagina. Also a Jew. Recent research suggests that Sutra's Vagina is currently housing a nest of rattle snakes. UPDATE: Expedition team returned with evidence that sand existed in Sutra's vagina thousands of years ago, but no actual sand was found. Believes vinegar attracts flies. Also a nazi.

Ackanime: Fat white woman. Also draws. A good combination. She is one of the people removing things from this article to look less stupid. Been tapped only twice. Once in Denver and the other in Tibet.

Kaylee scrambling to cover up some of her shit

Kaylee: Demented anorexic moderator with rape fantasies. Super-easy to troll with mind-bendingly hilarious results. Has an unhealthy obsession with cats and Heroes. She has a very forced personality and can be found on this very website, editing this article. Also needs to eat a motherfucking hamburger. Watch her scramble to edit the page as we post her email address repeatedly! Had a boner for Sutra, but then had an insane breakdown after certain things involving the word 'Incest' were revealed to her. A skinny stick of shit who goes into ban mode when her weight is mentioned. Goes ballistic if you don't pay attention to her for more than a minute, then accuses you of conspiring against her.

Elvenboyslut: A big black man whom tries to sound kinky and interesting by pretending to have interesting fetishes, and pretends to be gay by posting subpar pieces of rat shit homosexual art (see: Art) It is widely known that Elvenboyslut only pretends to be this way because he thinks it makes him a much more interesting person and diverts attention off of his shitty, faggot-rife 'art' and onto himself, allowing him to get away with what is clearly the result of him shoving a pencil up his ass and waving it over a piece of paper for a half-hour straight. Wax crayons are occasionally used.

Vestra: Not really banned.

Mia Strangepaw: Furfag that liked to create useless and easily trolled topics. Her inactivity has suggested she choked to death on a furball. She also have the hots for being gang bang raped by niggers.

Post that Kaylee deleted in an epic abuse of power because the bitch can't take a joke.

Kegluneq: Noble forum troll who enjoys jokes about racism, the holocaust, rape, and terrorism, but freaks out and gets super serious when someone jokingly refers to moderation privilege abuse. Probably grew up in a moderation abusive household. Does not enjoy lulz. Also plays a moonkin but denies it like all moonkin decepticons.

Luigirules: Not as cool as Mariorules. Wanked on lolotar's face once. Video is somewhere on youtube.

Demonsfearme: Moderator who likes to dress up as a furfag in public. Doesn't really moderate, but says she does to stay popular at school. Has a black rapist boyfriend who is probably Lolotar. Announced on the forum when she had her first orgasm thanks to her boyfriend. Was a lie though. Lolotar couldn't pleasure a horny horse, let alone a stick. DFM needs to eat a burger or three. She also has hairy arms and upper lip.

Moderator DFM getting ready for work. Needs more rouge.

Lolotar: He is a tremendous faggot. He also writes shitty fanfiction, but nobody gives a shit.well...some do. Currently ignoring some hussie who keeps her legs open for easy access to any passer by.

dourlynome: A 28 year-old self-proclaimed bisexual virgin. If he doesn't say "m'dear" in a reply to a girl, you can assume that his account has been compromised by a doppelganger. "I don't watch p0rn. Unerect, I'm rather literally hung like a baby carrot." [2] Some suspect that his inability to be aroused by pornography is directly related to his near constant hard on for the nation of Canadia. Also known to throw temper tantrums if you capitalize his name. Hasn't realized post counts aren't displayed, but still posts in every thread possible in order to beat Blood Eagle.

Blizzy: After many years of seduction, Blizzy finally managed to pork Sutra into submission, so earning him a promotion to moderator. Since then, Blizzy has been roaming the boards, distributing grains of wisdom in a manner not unlike the six flags guy... but with more candy in the van.

Moondai: Hyper-sensitive, whiney, attention-whoring "artist." Spends 15 minutes a week drawing her Gank Me comic then complains that people think she sucks. Unfortunately doesn't realize she does. Is well aware she sucks at anatomy, but instead of taking a drawing class or getting a "LRN2DRAWANIME" book, she continues shitting on her wacom tablet and calling it "art." Just got laid off (AKA didn't give her boss a blowjob), so she's pleading for attention for people to give her money for her half-assed doodles. Needs to learn to draw, learn to anatomy, learn to color, learn to write, and learn that Darknest and Hentai Foundry (LOL the MODS make fun of her she's so shitty!) are not the best places for her attention-starved ego, which she has denounced to herself being "Painfully humble." Moondai lists off all the expensive programs she uses, and her art still looks like shit. She just gets bullshit praise because anyone can look at a rough doodle and be all like "oh god, that's a doodle of a chick getting fucked by a dood and I see what may be vag... *FAPFAPFAPFAP*"

[edit] Members who are not notable but put themselves here because they're sad, sad losers (or think they deserved their own section because they were manipulators... and that's apparently special for some reason)

Seiku: Self proclaimed fagotty shemale whos overly busy with acknowledging the whole DN community of how it(yes, it) is a transexual. Overly known for not being able to take critique, but being able to hand out a shitload of irrelevant critique. ZOMGWTFBBQ SHEMALE IS AN INSULT. Faggot. Is currently creating lulz with crap screenshot altering.

Tyratos: Some fag that comes and goes every now and then. Supposed Furfag with a Guro fetish seen posting lulz about Canadian public saftey

Fish222: Retardin, 'nuff said. Suspected furfag

Yrixa/Yxie/Senna: Or Marco, 26-year-old German, used to have a pre-teen internet girlfriend in Elfwood and then turned into a fag. Is a disgusting geek, denying his true gender and gets upset when someone "accuses" him of being male.

Cubehead: an 16 year old girl Fag doing erotic screenshots of her his cyber-character on earthern ring. She He always whines about people doesn't comment her his pictures enough. She He Has also decided her his "art-work" isn't worth posting to see unless she he gets TEN comments per new post. Her His screams for attention unfortunately work against her his "fans". Cubehead is actually a sick Dude from Finland who enjoys creating gore and p0rn "art" of his main character, who surprisingly enough is a female alien which is the sex symbol to the many basement dwellers of the Super Snapper FX boards. Seems to think she's he's popular due to overdoses of epeen.

Kayuna: Swedish dumb blonde whos obsessed with futa arts, even making her own perverted shit while spamming the booty bay adds for new faggots to crap RP with. This chick has serious issues and a sick world perspective. Her work can be seen on: http://www.chickswithdicks.com/. She's currently quited making screenshots, due to her puppy love syndrome with some other faggot that decided to take Kayuna in. Has an obsession with big tits, thus forth being suspected to be a man. Started quite the crapfest over another "artist" throwing Samus into the mix. OH NOES! As of 3rd september, Kayuna has confirmed he is in fact a guy Gay!

Caitie: NSQ's e-girlfriend, whose real name is David. Edit: New studies have shown David to be something akin to an amorphous blob of fat.

Sycosina: Aka Tyra Denthes. Fat cunt known for her immensely shitty art on the Screenshot board. The first half of her art is about a night elf in a dark room whining about having an STD. Halfway through, however, she takes her hand off of her tiny dick and decides to actually add backgrounds! Beware: Her character is known to cosplay as a pirate, demon, silithid, undead queen, scourge, bitch, furfag, necrophiliac, and Karl Rove. If you would like to 'lend your opinion' regarding her art, you can access her via her AIM, 'Forlorn Tigress' or 'Sycosina', or her character Sycosina on the Sisters of Elune server. As well as Sycosina, the amazonian bitchtress, on Thorium Brotherhood. Update: She has transferred yet again to another server. This time she's terrorizing Moon Guard with her presence under her alter-ego, Mongra (Edit: She spent another $10 of her whoring money to change her name to Syllvia). Declaring that she has changed from her original ways. Also closed her forum because she turned into a depressed bitch who won't shut the hell up about not having enough sex. The depressed bitch's web site is www.fannyanne.org/dribblehoe

Tea Lobster: A fag so faggoty, that he gets thrown out of gay bars; then cries on the forums about it. In addition to being a huge faggot, he's also an artist by his own faggy standards. His crappy work entails fur-faggotry, and shitty attempts at humor. Though it is not common knowledge, Tea Lobster was recently dumped by his e-transgendered 'girl'friend, who reportedly stated that he was way too much of a fag. In response, he has drawn a few trans-buttsecks shitty doodles, in attempt to make "her" jealous. All attempts have resulted in said he-she-it-whatever going: "Lulz you fag." The fag-artist (and I use that term loosely, artist that is, because DAYUM, what a fag!)has also used the cyb0rz secks dating boards of failnest to look for moar transgendered text-fuckinz; because all the trannies agreed he was way too big of a fag; he had to make up a person to respond to the ad. What a fag.

[edit] Examples of Darknest 'Artists' Failing Anatomy

This is not fucking art.	Neither is this.	FURFAG ALERT	Wait... WTF is wrong with his nipples...?
Enjoy your AIDs.	This artist uses the same model for every picture.	What the fuck is she saying?	Art at its finest.
Kayuna's shitty work

[edit] External Links

• http://whatswrongwithaquestion.blogspot.com/ - The post that was immediately deleted and resulted in an instant ban.
• The website itself - LOL OFFLINE! DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

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