Darksidered992

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Personal Army FAGGOTRY!

Darkside is "AUTASTIC"

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Here at Encyclopedia Dramatica we never judge solely based on appearance. Sometimes looks can be deceiving, and other times you see Garrick ready to sniff a mound of shit

Darksidered992's (Garrick) history of parental neglect wouldn't fit in an Encyclopedia, so we went to the next best thing. Garrick is the pinnacle of EEEEPIC WEEEEEENNNNN, depending on who you ask . With a perfectly round head, and delusions of ginger kid grandeur; Garrick created epic win in the basement of his mother's suburban home in the small town of Spokane, Washington. Garrick never fails to surprise even the most loyal followers. When not busy uploading vlogs and surprising himself, Garrick can be found fucking up your internets experience by emitting a series of high frequency noises and complaining about how much of an abusive bitch his mother is.

The Birth of a Lulzcow

Darksidered is not selfaware to the level of troll history he has created for himself. His repressed memories produce the byproducts of moralfaggotry, ginger rants, and autistic cyberbabble. His backstory was provided to us by his thousands upon thousands of posts on the Washington tourneyfag community forum. In fact according to Smashwiki, (Darkside)Red modified his own wiki page because of events revealing the Aging Greys hidden agenda to expose Garrick for the annoying little ginger shit he is.

“	(Darkside)Red is a player for Washington SSBM game tourneys who is very technical and possess fast fingers. His brother is Spike-O. His mains are Falco, Fox, or Marth, His secondaries are Luigi and Ganondorf".	„
—What Smashwiki is trying to say is that Garrick is "Autastic"

In the beginning, there was only Garrick and the Tourneyfags in Washington. Garrick wanted to belong with the tourneyfags. Striving to be accepted by 20-year-old strangers, because his parents didn't care about young Garrick talking to people he didn't know. They allowed Garrick to hitch a ride with "Eggz" who is another Tourneyfag, to Gameclucks, which is a LAN party center about two hours away from his city. This is documented in the forum postings, along with unfortunate evidence of the tourneyfags ragging on Garrick for being an autistic ginger bitch.

“	I'm no shy kid,I'll prove it to you next also.I'm not going to tolerate your bull**** irl.	„
—Darksidered992 on Eggz

Notable Quotes

Garrick Colwell is good at videogames.

Wait, who is this tourneyfag?

A typical ginger in it's natural habitat, in it's basement away from all irl interations with it's mother and the outside world.

“	I love dog cock in my mouth.	„
—DarkSideRed992

“	Pseudo-logic is pseudo.	„
—DarkSideRed992, in response to any argument directed toward him.

“	Hello everybody,my name is RedYoshi92 and I will be working on some Washington articles.I play very technically Yoshi and luigi.And I also play very smart with fox.I am a member of Team SHFFL. Now about my brother Spik.He is a very skilled Falco and Dr.Mario player.He has only been to Gamecluck's once but did so well there mainly against zeru's peach.	„
—Darkside on being a fanboi

“	You don't understand redyoshi Otto. To truly understand ginger, you must be firecrotch	„
—anon

“	If you allergic to cats or smoke, I would not recommend coming. You will not be around anyone smoking directly, but downstairs probably still smells a bit like smoke not to mention Valdens has a lot of cats if that bothers you. Soda (Cheap, generic Cream Soda, Root Beer and Coke) will be provided via fridge downstairs, food will not. If you want to pitch in for pizza let me know.	„
—Darksidered

“	Don't man me... I'm not a man, I'm a boy.	„
—Darksidered,boy extraordinaire

“	Red from Team Hate, btw who is our leader guise?!	„
—Garrick unaware that Anonymous has no leaders

“	Hey I understand your irl situation and all that,I understand It can be hard making friends whether it was because of your past or personal stuff that happened. I don't hate you at all irl just having fun is all.	„
—DarkSideRed992

Trivia

Darksidered992 is also known as WolfeeRedHead and MassiveLulzSeeker amongst countless other screen names.
Sounds like George Burns.
Enjoys playing Super Smash Bros Brawl.
He only started to troll online because fellow Tourneyfag "EGGZ" beat his ass at Brawl one to many times.
Left YouTube for a Ning based video sharing platform.
DarkSideRed992 is assumed to actually have Autism.
The ginger nut has an older twin brother who may also have Autism.
He apparently enjoys dog cawk in his mouth.
Garrick has an abusive whore of a Mother who yells at him for no reason on a daily bases.
DarkCockRed also enjoys kissing ass to other trolls on YouTube, because he is to much of a retard to troll on his own.
Lacks the ability to create an original sentence.
Is extremely unintelligent & gullible.
Every waking minute of this ginger's mind is swamped with internet memes
Likes to call everyone a Communist if they do not agree with him on an issue.
Red gets real butthurt if you block him on YouTube, do it 4 teh lulz.
He is also a well known fascist and is against free speech.
Garrick will call you a pedophile if you say you support TehBigToaster and BodyXPolitic.
Attacks troll groups on YT, because he has no friends of his own.

NSFW Videos

Feel the insanity that is DarkSideRed...

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Darksidered992 fanbois

Garrick hacked on YouTube

Sometime Last Thursday Garrick's YouTube account was phished by Skuee and his butt buddies. Resources say that the little ginger nut got hacked because well just because nobody likes annoying 14 year old's. The result of his hacking was an uproar of YT trolls spamming his channel asking what happened and so fourth. The hacker uploaded a video saying that he was going to "destroy" Darksidred and several other trolls. On top of this faggotry the hacker aka Skuee allowed BodyXPolitic to upload a video on his account. The result of the video was nothing more than 13 year old boy nerd rage and facepalming by anyone who watched it. In the end Garrick made a new, new, new account claiming "that it was all in fun," and nobody got hurt.

The video itself watch at own risk

DarkSideRed vs. Kings of the Streets

Back when Garrick first came onto YouTube he was fascinated with Made2Order555. He would watch and favorite all his videos and worship his e cock. Garrick would make sure that Made2Order knew of his presence, by commenting every video and telling him about how EPPPPIIIICCCCC WEENNNNNN he is. Garrick became to into his internet troll God. He began to have dreams about Cyan every night, he wished that he could suck his dick irl. Sadly though Made2Order would not allow Garrick to suck his dick, and he became aware of Garrick's faggotry. This made Red very upset and so he began to troll Made2Order's troll group the Kings of the Streets. The trolling of KOTS was basically just Garrick making shitty videos about them and screaming into the low budget camera, that his Mother bought him. The trolling of the Kings was a lulz worthy a tempt for awhile. But soon it got old and Garrick started to piss off his fellow internet friends. Garrick not knowing what to do, started to troll Jerry Salerno, long time affiliate of the Kings of the Streets. The "trolling" of ~js was mostly Garrick shouting out stupid memes made by newfags and screaming that Jerry is a pedophile and an oldman.

Skype call to Jerry Salerno aka Big Poppa

Gallery of ginger

			Darksidered walked in on his mother taking a shit.
	Darksidered ruins Wikipedia.	oh shit. banned.	It is thought that a product such as this is capable of reversing the rust which has gathered in the brain of a typical ginger.
Because no one likes ginger kids.	Ginger Bitch the movie staring Garrick Colwell, Clyde Cash and Acutiator.	Pseudo logic is pseudo.	Red's home, notice the shit yard and dirt poor car in front.
Red, exposed this girl on his current account.	Garrick, now in Advice Dog form.	This ginger is now available in MS Paint.	Red attacked the CTFC, calling them pedophiles, even though, he has no prove, oh the irony.