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Davedays

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ALL YOUR BASE! Warning!:
sections of this article were edited by Dave Days' army of fanbois
THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ
THEY GOT TIRED OF PLAYING SOLO
obviously asking for it
obviously asking for it
Days responds to Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Davedays is the "future of the internet, and the ever lasting promise of tomorrow".

Dave "Days" Daysetti, phone number 434-319-2162, is most likely the worst thing that has ever happened to YouTube.com, other than Smosh and Google AdSense. Most of Dave Days YouTube clips consist of shitty vlogs and empty promises expressed in song. Dave is a hot stud with a permit which allows him to drive with an adult over the age of 21. He has gay hair, an adams apple the size of a watermelon, and eyes which many could get lost in in about 0.03 nanoseconds. Dave's claim to fame is his pointless YouTube clips and the fact his legion of fans came onto ED to edit this crappy stub for the lulz. Dave plays guitar like shit and sings emo songs, or utter crap some say. He also spends all day sitting on meatspin.com. He admires meatspin.com and actually is the founder. His record is sitting through 675 spins.

When not busy stripping on Stickam [1], Dave can be found sneaking. Dave is also argued to be a cross breed hybrid between Daxflame, and Sxephil. Nevertheless sorry ladies, he's taken by the power of Jesus Christ.

 
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My name is Dave. I do know why I bought this site. Check out my videos for an interesting... yet fun experience! :-)
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—Dave Days

 
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All of these people, are not complete idiots. It's all Tom Serson's fault...
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—Dave Days

 
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Do not report them to the internet police, why are they not ROFLing
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—anonymous Dave Days fangirl on Stickam

Dave confessing his love for a girl.

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