Dayen
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| —The monster herself |
Dayen is a drama whore of the highest order. She specializes in playing a victim for her many internet zombies by relating an age old tale of abuse and butthurt and sweetens the deal by offering pictures of herself to any noobs that might give her the time of day.
In reality she is nothing more than a scared little girl with an incredibly large forehead. She often hangs out in her crappy IRC channel, banning anyone who might question her, or have the gall to argue with her.
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Description
Dayen is a woman in her late 20s who tries to pull off a much younger age. She does this to improve her chances of “fishing in” any person stupid enough to believe she is a stable and attractive female who actually has control of her faculties. She is known for her large forehead, also known as a fivehead. Although she appears to spend most of her time online and in front of her Webcam, she is really a migrant factory worker who will die penniless and insane due to the gentle ministrations of her father.
Sanity
Dayen is Paranoid and quite insane.
| —Dayen, sharing some knowledge |
| —Dayen has a wet dream... |
Drama
Dayen was given a vicious beatdown by her father. There isn’t any better way to describe it, but if you have interacted with her, you would probably agree with his reasoning and perhaps find his actions understandable. You may even like to join in on thrashing the next time such an occurrence happens.
She now haunts her IRC channel like a fat old spider, waiting and devouring anyone who mentions the word “father.” If you find that you have somehow managed to say the word “father” and have survived her banning, be sure to mention it several more times and also call into question her sanity. Because of the brutal treatment by her father, she is very touchy on the subject of her mental stability and will probably argue with you for several minutes prior to kick banning you from the channel.
White Knights
As mentioned above, there are many noobs who have fallen into Dayen’s drama trap. These poor fools should be pitied, but they consider themselves “White Knights” defending her from the terrors of the Internet and of the many trolls that live therein. Hey, if you are nice to a chick on the internet, she will have sex with you amirite?
shen, a noted moderator on TheForum has some common sense, watch as he wastes it upon unsuspecting idiots. Here are some of the highlights from a spectacular thread.
| —shen, summing up for the noobs |
Pearls before swine number 1
we can laugh now, but when you see grown men online following someone like lost puppies, it's almost enough to make you break down and weep for humanity. it's even worse when they create forum alters to deny they ever acted that way. sad fucks.
Pearls before swine number 2
settle down, champ. not everything i say when i quote you is about you. we're talking about an e-slut that's been cybering guys for longer than half of the current members have been registered, here, so there's a big pool of p-whipped fanboys to draw from.
Pearls before swine number 3
it's not hard to do. hop into her irc channel and start whispering sweet nothings you'll be knee-deep in e-pussy in no time.
A White Knight appears!!!
The 50% of you who dislike DYM, tell me: Did the dumptruck go "beep, beep, beep" when it backed up to pour sand in your vaginas, or did the reversing lights suffice? There's more drama here than a Mamet revival.
shen replies...
it's really quite sad that she got her hooks in you, too.
It is terribly sad how many idiots come to this whore's defense...
she's still banned, looks like the drama's all you. you guys are fucking insane. grow up and fuck off.
Jealous Rage
| —Clifton, summing up Dayen in his usual succinct manner. |
Dayen cannot stand another woman giving attention to any man in her channel (see Logs 6 and 7 below). This includes even talking about features that a male might find more attractive on another woman. When she feels uncomfortable or set upon, she will usually kickban the offending female from her channel. If she finds herself in a place where she does not have the power to kickban, she will resort to trickery, claiming that forums do not move fast enough and are not lively enough for her brand of trolling.
| —Dayen, perhaps feeling a bit scared, explains why she can't keep up. |
In this next direct quote, we see that Dayen is not above self degradation to ensure that she is the Alpha Female in the group:
| —Daddy taught her how to swallow |
Here is an exchange between Dayen and that girl where she spouts her venom at an obvious rival:
| — that girl |
| —Dayen |
At first, those two quotes above seem like a quick jab of sarcasm on any internet message board, but further study reveals that it is just one in a long line of barbs thrown at that girl. Why? Because Arsch and that girl have a "thing" going and Dayen cannot stand it. This next quote, in this thread reveals quite a bit about Dayen's character when dealing with other women on the Internet and her own jealous rage.
| —Dayen, speaking out loud, to no one in particular, about her Internet crush...Arsch. |
It is made even more interesting when you realize that she spoke that "accidentally" in the wrong thread. Hmmmm...Accidentally on purpose?
Links of Interest
- TheForum
- / graphic representation of Dayen's daily life
- A verbal smack down from somebody tired of her shit
- / join up and ask about her dad!
Logs
This Log section is rather large, but it was felt that the true enormity of Dayen's malice and insanity could only be shown if a wide variety of comments were displayed. And this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Log 1
Dayen doing what Dayen does. Note that most of these log files end in somebody being banned.
Session Start: Thu Aug 09 21:15:24 2007 Session Ident: #noobs [09:15] *** Now talking in #noobs [09:15] �00*�15*�14*� [�00#noobs�] topic- �11'http://theslackerz.com/index.php?Page=31 ... #noobs, not a real channel ..���11'� [09:15] �00*�15*�14*� [�00#noobs�] topic- set by ��00DaYen�� (�11Wed 8th Aug 2007 08:15�) [09:15] �00*�15*�14*� [�00#noobs�] users- ��0026�� total user(s) [09:15] �00*�15*�14*� [�00#noobs�] users- ��007�� op(s) �0026.92%� - ��001�� halfop(s) �003.85%� - ��0017�� voice(s) �0065.38%� - ��001�� other(s) �003.85%� [09:15] �00*�15*�14*� �00··············�15·············�14·············��� [09:15] <�DaYen�> none of you get voice unless you give your identity. [09:16] <�DaYen�> i dont deal with cowards. [09:16] <�s33w33d�> i just don't understand life [09:16] <�DaYen�> i just dont understand teh middle east [09:16] *** vcv sets mode: +v Seb [09:16] <�Seb�> what's funny is dayen thinks she has one up on me. even with my loss of hair I still have less of a forhead than she does. oh and my fiance died! oh welll. remember when you said you were upset that I had a gf because you wanted me for yourself? haha pathetic. cowards? ban before speaking! hahah dumb whore [09:16] <�s33w33d�> nah that's easy [09:16] <�Seb�> you dumb fucking whore [09:16] <�Seb�> seriously [09:16] <�Seb�> ban so you don't have to talk to me [09:16] *** DaYen sets mode: -o vcv [09:16] <�Seb�> so fucking pathetic [09:17] <�Seb�> it makes me laugh [09:17] <�s33w33d�> you have to read the economist [09:17] <�Seb�> hurry ban me [09:17] *** michaelclarkduncan has joined #noobs [09:17] <�Seb�> god forbid you actually talk to me [09:17] <�Seb�> chicken shit [09:17] <�Seb�> boo hoo daddy abused me [09:17] <�DaYen�> i dont need to, you're an idiot [09:17] <�daddy�> hai [09:17] <�Seb�> I hope he slashes your throat one night [09:17] *** DaYen sets mode: +b *!f_u@*.rr.com [09:17] �00*�15*�14*� [�00#noobs�] You were banned by ��00DaYen�� [09:17] *** You were kicked from #noobs by DaYen (I know you like it when I do this���) [09:17] *** Attempting to rejoin... [09:17] �00*�15*�14*� [�00#noobs�] Cannot join channel- �07You are banned� (mode �00+b�) - Press �00F10� to keep trying to join Session Close: Thu Aug 09 21:20:37 2007
Log 2
The Daddy syndrome rears it's ugly head.
*** Mode/#noobs +v phin by DaYen <phin> thanks <phin> what's going on peoplpe <phin> people <-- daddy has quit (Quit: ) <DaYen> they're prolly all gassbagging about the retarded troll session they just indulged in <phin> what happened <DaYen> who cares? <phin> oh <phin> just wondered since you said that <phin> not a big deal though <DaYen> mm understandible <DaYen> just a grown man throwing a temper tantrum and demanding i ''talk'' to him about his rancid problems <Evil-Laslow> Let them in again. I'm bored. <phin> you call everyone a coward and then you ban everyone. seriously. what are you so afraid of? someone might say the word daddy to you? do you cry when they do or what? <phin> just grow up and deal with it <phin> stupid fucking whore <phin> seriously <DaYen> hehe <phin> why not show your "bits" again for more attention *** DaYen kicked phin on #noobs: This relationship just isn't going to work out
Log 3
Here she becomes so unstable with the attention give her, she isn't capable of kick/banning the troll she despises.
*** You're now known as chickenshit <DaYen> i dont want to argue and fight all day, sorry that makes you uncomfortable :) <DaYen> we talk in here <DaYen> and i've said all i want or need to say about that subject right infront of everyone on the forum itself *** You're now known as you_ask_for_worship <DaYen> well <DaYen> i am a golden gilded goddess *** You're now known as you_are_shit <Evil-Laslow> You're delusional. *** You're now known as seriously <DaYen> bronze goddess? *** You're now known as you_make_me_laugh <DaYen> teh soapstone goddess? <DaYen> well you make me laugh, lil fella :) <DaYen> im glad we have found common ground at last *** You're now known as you_smoked_yourself_retarded <Evil-Laslow> Wrong. <Evil-Laslow> Head trauma. *** You're now known as why_are__you_afraid <s33w33d> i ate too much string cheese *** You're now known as omg_I_cant_listen_to_hate *** You're now known as haha_you_suck *** You're now known as haha_you_were_abused <-- RevengeVirus has quit (Quit: ) *** Mode/#noobs -bb *!*@hidden-54FC5C5F.bflony.east.verizon.net vcv-!*@* by DaYen <DaYen> ahhh finally <DaYen> mmm much warmer <s33w33d> that was vcv? <DaYen> nah but he's been shitstirring, i think the handle dude is prolly aaron <DaYen> someone pathetic enough *** : No nickname given <DaYen> neve campbell just took 1million bucks and let carotto soprano do sex stuff to her <DaYen> this movie is FANTASTIC *** You're now known as try_again_stupid <s33w33d> wait what movie is this <DaYen> it's called <DaYen> When Will I Be Loved *** You're now known as haha_daddy_abused_you --> shitpipe joined #noobs <DaYen> she's taking her pants off *** Mode/#noobs +b *!phin@hidden-EBA32C39.oz.net by DaYen *** DaYen kicked haha_daddy_abused_you on #noobs: kids these days
Log 4
A typical banning that is continued below in Log 5.
* DaYen yorns from the gloom <seth> the gloom of your dad abusing you? <seth> do you still cry at night <daddy> stop using the word dad. it makes my irc go booonkk. <DaYen> if that's all you're here to say, you can fuck off <seth> why don't you do the only thing you know how to do and ban <seth> god forbid you use words <DaYen> well you're doing all you know how to do <DaYen> why are you raging at me for banning <DaYen> when all you dicks can say is dadadad...monkey. <seth> uhh I've said a lot more than that <seth> but that's all you focus on <DaYen> that's all i need to focus on <seth> all someone has to do is say daddy and you cry and push them away <DaYen> i just got home and hey look! <seth> like it's all a giant conspiracy <daddy> see you just made it go bonk again. <DaYen> hahaha <DaYen> i love it <DaYen> im meant to be psychic <DaYen> and see that you're worth far more <seth> yeah I know. attention is what you're always up for <DaYen> than what you say to me..hehe <seth> we're just giving you attention <DaYen> yeah that's why i ban instead of talk to you <DaYen> cuz i want your foul attention <seth> you should be excited that people are willing to talk to you since you have no one in the real world <seth> you can confide in people here and tell them that you fall in love with them <seth> I hear you do it often -!- mode/#noobs [+b *!*@*.oz.net] by DaYen -!- seth was kicked from #noobs by DaYen [i want your attention, thusly i am banning you]
Log 5
A continuation of Log 4 that went on "behind the scenes."
----- No channel ----- -!- #noobs: Cannot join channel (+b) -!- Starting query with DaYen ----- dayen ----- <phin> hahah you're fucking pathetic ----- DaYen ----- <phin> omg I can't listen anymore so let me run <phin> boo fucking hoo <phin> I thought you started shit in hopes of getting a fight going <phin> why do you run so quickly now? [DaYen] i dont even know, or care, who are you are lol so why are you moaning at me like this? [DaYen] i dont want to fight [DaYen] i want to enjoy and talk in our room, which is what we all do [DaYen] i am not gonna have to go on and on about this shit with people who think i owe it to their anonymous little red faces [DaYen] to ''battle'' them [DaYen] you're a grown man, most likely..or a grown woman [DaYen] just get over it and talk about something else [DaYen] cuz i aint gonna keep on arguing [DaYen] now fuck off <phin> but then why do you attack someone and then run if you have no interest in fighting? [DaYen] lol i attacked you? [DaYen] i got home, typed in my irc room and instantly BLAH BLAH DADDY <phin> I've seen you attack people [DaYen] oh gosh HAVE you [DaYen] that's amazing <phin> and then you ban quickly before there is a retort [DaYen] hahaha [DaYen] you're talking about aaron <phin> because you're scared that someone will bring up trauma <phin> it's fucking pathetic [DaYen] listen to me, you worthless sack of shit [DaYen] if people come trolling [DaYen] they get what they deserve [DaYen] cuz trolling is childish <phin> no one came trolling [DaYen] yes they did [DaYen] and i reacted by slapping them in the face <phin> no they didn't you dumb bitch [DaYen] i dont attack people who are in noobs to talk and have fun [DaYen] but i will attack worthless trolls [DaYen] and yes they did [DaYen] just like you did <phin> you thought you slapped in the face but instead you blew a kiss [DaYen] if you are in a place to just cause trouble you're out. [DaYen] you dont belong in our room if you are there to specifically harass any one..me or any other user <phin> from what I hear you have 90 bans there, and that's funny since it was a channel made due to being upset about being banned all the time [DaYen] i will defend them too, and kick you out [DaYen] i dont care what you think [DaYen] it's our room not yours [DaYen] and you dont belong <phin> oh you mean how you kept getting kicked out and crying about it [DaYen] i am not gonna fight all night <phin> hahahaha [DaYen] i got sick of it, yep <phin> you're pathetic [DaYen] and made my own place with kuss <phin> seriously [DaYen] okay, byebye <phin> kuss made it in hopes of you sending him nudes <phin> because you're known to do so <phin> it's sad that you keep people around you by having to show body parts because they want nothing to do with you otherwise <phin> just sad <phin> oh you run again. go figure -!- You're now known as jeb <phin> haha you keep running away <phin> why are you so scared -!- You're now known as jeth <phin> wee look at me naked so you can be my friend <phin> show some actual worth for once
Log 6
A challenger appears! Dayen, quite drunk, cannot stand other women messing with her Internet crushes.
[03:04] <DaYen> here it is..i started feeling resentful that even tho ***** is like..well, *****..you seem to be all over her..and treat her nicer than you do me [03:04] <DaYen> and the other day it just made me feel overwhelmingly bad for some reason, coupled with other shit [03:05] <DaYen> i had a wee crush on you, gay as that is [03:06] <DaYen> so stuff it..have your fun with her, im going ot back off..DONT call me crazy, because im fucking not..im just way too emo lately [03:07] <DaYen> but flirt with her more away from me, please [03:08] <DaYen> take her to fucking stile and dick her there ;p [03:11] <DaYen> enjoy that fat ass [03:11] <DaYen> god i cant help myself [03:11] <DaYen> i hate you, why didnt you like me [03:16] <DaYen> i just nut off..because i wanna push you away or some gay thing..god i do sound mental [03:16] <DaYen> but i've been a cunt lately cuz of you and fucking FATASS BITCHFUCK CUNT [03:16] <DaYen> she should find someone else to play with, you were mine. [03:16] <DaYen> not anymore hto. [03:16] <DaYen> god this is why i dont drink
Log 7
In which, confronted by a superior female, Dayen resorts to the only thing she knows how to do.
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<tranny> ion Start: Tue Aug 05 21:03:34 2008
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<tranny> Session Ident: #noobs
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<tranny> [21:03] * Now talking in #noobs
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<tranny> [21:03] * Topic is '#noobs, HANGIN' TOUGH
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<tranny> [21:03] * Set by DaYen on Mon Aug 04 00:57:01
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<tranny> [21:03] <@DaYen> moe can decide
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<tranny> [21:03] <thelostpatrol> well i'm just shocked you haven't banned me right away
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<tranny> [21:03] <@MoeFoe> travis tritt
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<tranny> [21:03] <thelostpatrol> that's all i mentioned
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<tranny> [21:03] <thelostpatrol> hey tran
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<tranny> [21:04] <tranny> hah hi
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<tranny> [21:04] <thelostpatrol> what's up?
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<tranny> [21:04] <tranny> getting ready to take a walk and grab a bite
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<tranny> [21:04] <thelostpatrol> nice
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<tranny> [21:04] <tranny> howdy?
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<tranny> [21:04] <@DaYen> if i've got a fivehead, you must have a 10ass at least
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<tranny> [21:04] <thelostpatrol> i'm hungry too, i should get some food too soon
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<tranny> [21:04] <@MoeFoe> I'm nuking nasty food
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<tranny> [21:05] <@MoeFoe> HUNGRY MAN
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<tranny> [21:05] <@DaYen> should we nuke the nasty coons?
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<tranny> [21:05] <tranny> not quite 10 ass..but still does not dominate my whole body
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<tranny> [21:05] <@MoeFoe> I puked twice last night
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<tranny> [21:05] <tranny> my 10 tits do though
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<tranny> [21:05] <@MoeFoe> you have 10 tits?
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<tranny> [21:05] <thelostpatrol> you have great tits tran
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<tranny> [21:05] <thelostpatrol> i admit
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<tranny> [21:05] <@MoeFoe> fuck yeah seaking
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<tranny> [21:05] <tranny> why thank you dahlink
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<tranny> [21:05] * DaYen sets mode: +b *!here@hidden-AAF*B*F.sd.sd.cox.net
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<tranny> [21:05] * You were kicked by DaYen (maybe in some other lifetime)
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<tranny> [21:05] * Attempting to rejoin channel #noobs
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<tranny> Session Close: Tue Aug 05 21:05:50 2008
Gallery of DaYen
A small snippet in the life of a Drama whore. Or, if you are young and impressionable, fap material.
Gallery One
How to work a room full of virgins.
 she must have a sucker. |
 grim determination. |
 aw, look at me. i am cute. |
 how to deal with problems in real life. |
 fivehead. |
 you must have angered her. |
 look at me, i am vulnerable. |
 I MAY USE MY MOUTH ON YOU. |
Gallery Two
The Bait Gallery
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 trap. |
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Gallery Three
Internet Lulz
 airplanes landing on my head? it's more likely than you think. |
 IRC breeds drama and hate...especially if you are a drama whore. |
 Daddy's little punching bag. |
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 A quick view into how her world works. |
 Why wont you show me a picture of your girlfriend...so that I can size up the competition. |
 It is literally impossible for her to not act catty toward another woman. |
 Sometimes the most laid back people become sick of her shit. |
 She tries a quick stab at making a new friend and is shot down. |
 After failing, she now hates her ex-would-be internet pal. This one is LOL |
 Dayen and her Internet Monsters!!!! |
 Behold! The power of the FIVEHEAD! |
 Another, more famous fivehead. It's one thing to act crazy...another thing to BE crazy. |
 Dayen doing her best impression of Sean Young |
 What the hell is going on here? |
 NOT MUH BELLY! |
 Sage words of advice. |
 One of the newbs is happy. |
 surveying her internet destruction. |
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Dayen is part of a series on The Forum |
| People |
| Cancerr • Dayen • WAXLABLTABLER • Pyromaniac Guy • Zombies Make me Hot |
| Other Items of Interest |
| Stile Project • Stile Raid • Goatse • TheForum |
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Dayen is part of a series on Whores. |
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Dayen is part of a series on Trolls. |
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