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How do I killed baby? Still the #1 and lulziest method of killing a baby in public.
How do I killed baby? Still the #1 and lulziest method of killing a baby in public.
in China, dead babies are bred for food...  AZN Pride!
in China, dead babies are bred for food... AZN Pride!

dead_babies is a LiveJournal community dedicated to tasteless or offensive humor. Found here, you'll often encounter photos of abortions, miscarriages, and deformed children, as well as various gruesome accidents and images such as the pain series. It was created and is moderated by shared_boxers, of Marriage is love fame.

Some (such as Crazayjillay) disapprove of humor that isn't watered down and sitcom-friendly and want dead_babies shut down. This was a futile effort and dead_babies exists to this day.

Others(such as Inheritrix) fap to this kind of shit.

You can use dead babies for lulz and drama in various Pro-Life communities. You can find support in Childfree.

Also Baby Fucking is always alright, especially if they are dead.

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[edit] Dead Babies and Something Awful

In 1984, Something Awful featured a website dedicated to a mother's miscarriages as an Awful Link of the Day. This led to hundreds of angry emails about it, and after attempting to reason with the angry would-be mothers, the authors wrote up a feature highlighting the craziest replies. This led to the phrase, "Your poison womb is making heaven too fucking crowded", which, while quite funny on its own, literally rewrites the comedy books in context: viewable here.

[edit] Examples of Dead Baby Jokes

What's pink, stiff, wrinkled and makes women squeal?
What's pink, stiff, wrinkled and makes women squeal?
HARLEQUIN ICHTHYOSIS FETUS - The ultimate dead baby joke... and LJ user icon!
HARLEQUIN ICHTHYOSIS FETUS - The ultimate dead baby joke... and LJ user icon!

The pinnacle of high brow humor, dead baby jokes are appropriate at charity events, dinner parties, bar mitzvahs, weddings, circumcisions, and perhaps most appropriately, funerals for dead babies.

Q: How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave?
A: How the fuck should I know? I was too busy masturbating.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth?
A: Liquify them in a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?
A: Nachos.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A:Juliana Wetmore

Q: What should you do when your baby is stuck in a blender?
A: Use a straw.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitch fork

Q: How long does it take to paint a room with dead babies?
A: Depends how hard you throw em.

Q:What is funnier than a dead baby?
A:A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome

Q: What's the difference between babies and grannies?
A: Grannies don't die when you fuck them in the ass.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porsche?
A: I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
A: I don't cum all over an apple before I eat it.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
A: You can't fuck a table.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit!

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: A pile of 100 dead babies.

Q: What's even grosser than that?
A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.

Q: What's even grosser than that?
A: When it goes back for seconds.

Q: What do you get when you mix a dead baby,and a pint of cum?
A: LUNCH!

Q: What do you get when you slit a baby's throat?
A: An erection.

New mother in maternity ward: "Doctor, doctor, is my baby alright?"
Doctor: "Well, there's good news and bad news. The bad news It was ginger."
New mother: "How could there possibly be any good news?"
Doctor: "its dead."

Q: What's the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
A: Dead baby doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.

[edit] Famous Dead Babies

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