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Dead deer-chan

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Dead Deer-Chan is a sick fuck who one day got bored, decided to go outside, and fuck a dead deer. Granted, he took pix and then proceeded to put his fucking hat back on, and continued with his walk.

OP here, just tellin mah story. So the road was so fucking close to the deer, and there was a country club right across from me. Some little kids were playing golf, so I jumped down into the ditch, waved away the flies, plopped the hat down, sipped the glasses on, and threw the shirt and tie on. Then, as multiple cars, passed and looked at me, I took pix. One of the kids was like Hey [David]! What's up? And I said "just dressing up a dead deer and taking pictures." He must not have believed me, laughed, and continued golfing.

Of course, he put the pictures on ebaumsworld. All of the peanut gallery commented and fapped, and generally had a good time.

One of the main reasons anon was so happy, was that dead deer-chan delivered in a sea of trolls ands fail. He had been taking suggestions for about 4 hours, and it got to the point that anon simply thought he was another troll. Granted, he delivered, and much masturbating took place before anon moved to their next faggot thread.