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Some nigger being butthurt over his dead azn friend.

Having a dead friend is a common excuse that emos and metalcool kids give so they can justify having a bad day. Apparently, it's a rite of passage for such emos, and if you have a dead friend that automatically means your life completely sucks. The best way to express how much your life suxx0rs because of your dead friend is to bring up their death in every conversation, or you could just kill yourself and join your friend, but that's only for the really XxhardcorexX. To compensate for not having billboards to advertise their problems, emos often fill up their myspace, facebook, Live Journal, or GaiaOnline profiles bragging about their dead friends. If you happen across one of these please, feel free to leave a lulz filled comment.

1 Trolling the Dead
2 People who have dead friends
- 2.1 Videos
- 2.2 External Links
3 Gallery
4 See Also

[edit] Trolling the Dead

Fred Phelps and his posse are renown trollers of people with dead friends.

Trolling people with dead friends is easier than taking Mitchell Henderson's ipod. For the greatest example of a dead friend troller, look to the infamous Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church. This prolific closet case has dedicated his life to picketing the funerals of dead homos and soldiers (same thing).

Some excellent ways to troll people with dead friends include:

photomanip pics of the wormfood with Goatse, tubgirl, roadkill, or a fatality; preferably with the phrase "pwned" or "fatality" on the pic.
Say you pissed on their grave, preferably with pics to prove it.
Be creative, people with dead freinds are among the most easily butthurt people EVAR!!, second only to scientologists, even a n00b can pwn them.

[edit] People who have dead friends

[edit] Videos

Apparently she does.

Cuntfuckbitch, emo bi-polar Youtube skank also has a deadfriend.

[edit] External Links

This emo also apparently has a dead freind.

[edit] Gallery

	If you have a dead freind, you have no choice but to cut yourself	dead freinds also cause your mascura to run	She wants moar dead freinds so she can be authentic emo
dead freinds also justify choosing to be gay	Dead freinds give you a Bad day	This is what Japanese people do to their dead friends.	Carlos Sousa Jr pwned