Dealer
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A dealer is a supplier of drugs often yearned for by terrorists and anarchists living in America. There are at least 100 internet sites based in Mexico where drugs can be purchased from these people. These are the only traceable ones because Mexicans don't know how to use hax. The best ones are known to be in Canada and Europe, who get their drugs from Iran, Afghanistan, and Antarctica - where the terrorist overlords manufacture drugs such as marijuana - or as your mom calls it, Cannabis. For once she is right about something.
There is a dealer hierarchy, which consists of a pyramid of dealers who report to their suppliers until they reach the supreme Dealer of the world, whose name is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (an honor previously held by Saddam Hussein). Dealers usually owe their suppliers money; in such a situation you will either be scolded or beat up if your supplier is white, but if the supplier is a terrorist, it is possible that he will rape your girlfriend last Thursday.
It is not hard to be a low-level dealer, so when buying drugs you often have to deal with undesirables like Jews. To be a high-level dealer with a sizable operation, you cannot be a Jew or a fag. You may have to ultimately report to Jews, however, since they will want to steal your monies they were too pussy to earn themselves. A common practice among dealers is breaking the rules to look cool.
In order to not get ripped off, bring a gun to the transaction. This will calm the dealer and let him know who is in charge. If you see other men approach and reach for something in their coats, shoot them, take all the drugs you see, and leave. Failure to do this will result in you being ripped off, as it is a universal rule among dealers to rip off their customers.
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[edit] How to Deal
1. Find someone to sell to. Watch out for upstanding negros who want to get you v&.
2. Pass out the goodz.
3. ????
4. Profit!
[edit] Tactics
For new customers, bait them with low prices. Next time they come, tell them you had trouble getting it or that it is better quality and that's why it costs more. The customer has to believe you, because even if you lie, there is not much he can do about it. This is good and is the result of the War on Drugs, the anti-terrorist movement by the government.
Whenever you get some kind of new variation of the drug you sell, tell your customers that the guy who you got it from said it's the best he had in a long time. They will consider the source of the information credible, but if/when it turns out to be wrong, you cannot be blamed because you didn't say it was you who tried it and thought it was that good.
If you are approached by the Police, politely explain that you are just operating a business. When he tells you your drug selling is funding the terrorists, say you are sorry and stop selling. He is right.
Avoid talking about drugs on the phone or mentioning it in text messages. All cell phone companies are owned by the Jews, who spend 98% of their day spying on the Goyim. Face to face communication is always the safest, so tell everyone who calls to ask if 'he can meet you' or 'pick you up', or something equally gay.
Don't deal in other people's turf! However, if you are not a pussy (which is impossible), deal wherever you want and kill anyone who opposes you. Al Pacino demands that you emulate him.
[edit] Profit
It's hard to resist, so don't follow the old saying "Don't get high on your own supply". If you operate your business properly you will have enough leftover to use yourself. However, if you are not good with money, you will end up being in debt to a supplier, get your reproductive organs dismantled and deserve it. Fucking n00b.
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Crack dealers spends all their money on bling-bling, hoes and pimping his ride. White dealers, not including you, manage their money and hide it in offshore bank accounts. However, after the Jews collapse the global economy and the money becomes worthless, you will have been pwnt.
They also enjoy purchasing playboy centerfold wives which sometimes leads to them being murdered by said wife, totally asking for it.
