Death List
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Death List is a website where sick fucks discuss who is going to die during any given year. It is the most famous deadpool on the internets. These people often receive complaints from those who are butthurt about the fact that Death List users start fapping every time someone famous dies on Wikipedia's recent deaths page, and consider it disrespectful to the memory of the deceased.
The site itself mainly deals with people who are notable enough for a Wikipedia article, and only considers the person valid if they were likely to get a UK obituary. In accordance with that the humour on the website is particularly British and thus unfunny, because we all know that most BBC comedy like Monty Python and The Young Ones from the '70s and '80s is utter Britfag-cruft shit compared to the lulz of the multicultural internets society of the 21st Century. Wikipedia admin, Canadian Paul, is a member of Death List. It should also be noted that his username can be made into the acronym CP.
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Most of the people who are on the list itself are male, and most of them are white, although black men feature more than women, due to bros b4 hoes. People on Death List are unusually fascinated by supercentenarians, leading some to believe that they may have a fetish for them.
There is a list of 50 people for each Death List year, and most of them are people that everyone with a life has long since forgotten about. Ironically, many famous people die in any given year who are not on the death list, therefore making their endeavours epic fail. There is also a forum where people suggest who's likely to die soon, and at present there have been over 9000 mentions of Amy Winehouse.
There is a long-running in-joke about Dad's Army actor Clive Dunn. Due to the fact the Death List has been running since 1987 when some bored students decided to draw up a list of which notable people they thought would die in that year (and failed epically at it, lol) and Clive Dunn was included, Death List members worship him and now believe he is immortal.
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Despite the lack of a Death List article on Wikipedia, DL and TOW are on good terms. For starters, DL supports links to TOW by having links to it on its main page for finding more information for the Death List candidates, but everyone does that nowadays because every stupid fuck turns to TOW for information these days.
However, there is a more interesting relationship, particularly surrounding the people only notable for being very old, known as supercentenarians. There is a WikiProject on Wikipedia about teh World's Oldest People, and although its members are not Death List users, there has been a war between trusted admin Canadian Paul and the likes of Bart Versieck, a confused man from Belgium who appears to be interested in little other than women who are 110+ years old, and styles himself as "extremely sexy". Bart's friend, the longetivity researcher Robert Young, was indef-blocked from Wikipedia for fucking with the Wikipedia admins and their Nazi regime. Bart Versieck is soon on the verge of a permanent ban for repeatedly editing others' talk page messages even after many, many warnings.
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