Deceased Wikipedians
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Deceased Wikipedians page on Wikipedia is TOW's memorial to those that worked so hard on editing the wiki, that due to mental exhaustion as a result of writing too many featured articles, their physical bodies just gave up on them.
Many Deceased Wikipedos were experts in their subject field, and many of them came from all walks of life, and from many different places around the world. The one thing they had in common, however, was the ability to please King Jimbo and his cash cow, the Wikimedia Foundation. Whilst they spent their last days whilst seriously ill on recent changes patrol instead of with their friends and family, Jimbo was out slaying the newest head of the dragon that is his endless sex drive, that just keeps growing moar and moar heads and breathing fire like the oven in which these Wikipedos' remains are being charred.
[edit] Causes of Deceased Wikipedians
No normal website would have such a high rate of death amongst its userbase. This could be because many of its users are relatively old in comparison with the 16-year-old girls who use social networking sites, but a more widely accepted theory has strong evidence that Wikipedia admins are the ones that are causing people to die suddenly due to stress.
Since Wikipedo admins are often 13-year-old boys, due to their teenage angst they like to disrespect those with more knowledge than them, thus it is no coincidence that TOW loses experts rather than vandals. These experts often climbed back into their hugbox when blocked for violating 3RR and writing original research and using unreliable sources, by users like Sceptre and Ryulong, and some of them never made it back out alive. It is thought that the Bureaucratic Fucks communicated by email to get Sceptre removed from his adminship position for this reason. However, Sceptre himself has also recently admitted several times to being 'ill', so we could yet see Sceptre become a Deceased Wikipedian in the near future.
However, all Wikipedos are mortal, and within a period of time, there will be over 9000 Wikipedos listed there, and not a single one of them with any article about them on Wikipedia. Work like a slave; die like a slave!
Also, being dead is a blockable offence on Wikipedia!
[edit] Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans
There is currently not a "Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans" page. However there is broad consensus that any EDiot who died would instantly get an article here, and it would be frontpaged immediately upon hearing the news. A memorial to any dead æ contributor would surely be the best thing one could wish for, because most NORPs and breeders die and are forgotten to the universe eternally (because we know atheism is true), with their corpses rotting in a grave, but you could have eternal lulz in the afterlife as we party hard once you have become an hero. Do it faggot.
Latest reports suggest that Drunkenlazybastard is the most likely candidate to die soon of all ED users. Since he is a drug user and a faggot, the chances of becoming infected with AIDS are statistically much higher for him than the rest of us.
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