Defcon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Defcon is a convention where 1337 h4x0rz meet and fuck up each others wifi. Every single person there is actually a retard script kiddie. If they were real h4x0rs they wouldn't meet up at a convention the FBI is known for attending.
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[edit] DEFCON Pwns Reporter In 2007
Normally the convention is as dull as a shoe-box full of wood chips; but in 2007 DEFCON organizers were tipped off by some geek in NBC's IT department that Michelle Madigan, a reporter from Dateline, would be spying on them for a hit piece.
DEFCON organizers offered Madigan several opportunities to get a press pass - but the dumb bitch insisted on staying "under-cover". So, they outed her in front of the entire convention.
Lulz (didn't) ensued:
If you listen closely at 1:22 you can hear retarded sheep beginning to cluster together. Like a shitball.
[edit] See Also
The ED entry for Michelle Madigan, which gives more details about the incident.
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