Tom Delay
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Tom is the first person to say that abortion affects all of us in illegal immigration. He was the first person to devise the ultra-brilliant hypothesis that nobody would need illegal alien trash to do our jobs if we just don't abort any babies and let the unwanted babies do all the work. This proves that Pelosi is a cunt because she can't see this; but you know it's true. Tom also committed adultery (for the lulz) but it didn't matter because his adultery was different than Newt (the Puke) Gingrich's. Newt committed adultery while he was prosecuting Bill Clinton and his monstrous, unruly penis. Tom just did it at a different time. That's why Newt sux and Tom rules. Think about it, puke sux. We all know that, it sounds correct, right? And Tom rulz? Of course, isn't that a cool name? Tom?
DeLay was largely responsible for the current ongoing housing/mortgage crisis in America. He paved the way for junk lenders, crooks and schemers of the lowest sort to prey on people who didn't qualify for regular mortgages. In Congress, he was known as "the Hammer," because of his ruthless, anti-social tendencies.
Delay Close has since become a bannable offense on 4chan.
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DeLay has a blog. Nothing can stop him now.
/DELAYCLOSE.JPG/ down due to AnonIB getting v& :( Respawn'd but needs moar delayclose.
