Deletionist

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Are you bad enough to save Wikipedia?
Are you bad enough to save Wikipedia?
Rhobite, your typical deletionist.
Rhobite, your typical deletionist.
A deletionist may peg a rabid squirrel out of a desperate desire for furry contact.
A deletionist may peg a rabid squirrel out of a desperate desire for furry contact.

A deletionist is one types of troll on TOW that instead of being banned, is actually embraced with open arms. A deletionist nominates articles for fun so they get pwned, often as a form of anti-lulzy trolling. Presumably, they think it makes their e-peen larger, because Wikipedia is Serious Business. They are a subspecies of your common vandal, an individual who thinks that all 2,236,081 articles on Wikipedia should be merged to one page.

Notable deletionists include Jack Merridew, Dragonfiend, Kelly Martin, and Cyde. The most feared deletionist of our time is TTN, an editor who spends five hours each day duking it out with bitch-ass Stargate fans and rabid, unwashed Magic The Gathering card floppers defending their hall of lamer articles from imminent baleetion. Since people appreciate having their work deleted, deletionists frequently receive accolades from grateful editors like Grawp often many times a day.

[edit] How Deletionism Works

  1. Be a prick
  2. Find a category you have no clue about
  3. Find a bunch of articles you don't give a shit about that only a few hundred weeaboos even know about
  4. Delete Fucking Everything
  5. When people complain, dismiss their comments, call them sockpuppets and newfags, and keep deleting shit
  6. ????
  7. PROFIT!

[edit] What deletionists live for

Think of the children (Oversighted):

 
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Dear Wikipedia assholes, I regret to inform you that because of deletionist scum such as Gavin Collins and J Milburn, I am planning to terminate my life. You see, Wikipedia was my life, and these deletionist bastards have ruined and deleted everything that I have worked so very hard to create. I spent over three years contributing to Wikipedia, improving the site, sacrificing grades in school to add to a revolutionary encyclopedia, but because of these low-life dip-shits whom I abhor in every molecule of my body, I have discovered that it was all for nothing. So I end my life, and I hope this will bring the wrath and resentment of the world down upon these deletionist jackasses.
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—A heart-broken child


[edit] See Also

Deletionist is part of a series on Wikipedia

Arbitration Committee • Article • Assume good faith • At least 100 years ago • Attack • BJAODN • BLP • Bureaucratic Fuck • Carolyn Bothwell Doran • Carr-Benkler wager • The child in Africa • Citation needed • Completely irrelevant history • Criteria for speedy deletion • Crystal ball • Daniel Brandt • Deceased Wikipedians • Denmark • Deletionist • Esperanza • Essjay • Fake editor • Featured article • Good article • Ignore All Rules • IRC Bouncer • Jimbo Wales • NPOV • Not to be confused with • Notability • POV • Proposed deletion • Recent changes patrol • Simple Wikipedia • Some argue • Surgipedia • Talk page • Vandalize Every Equation • Veropedia • VFD • The Video Professor 16 • Vital article • Wikia • WikiFUD • Wikimania • Wikimedia Foundation • Wikipedese • Wikipedia • Wikipedia Admin Gallery • The Wikipedia Jews • Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica • Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines • Wikipedia Porn • The Wikipedia Review • Wikipedophile • Wikipe-tan • WikiProject • Wikistalking • Wikitruth • Wikiversity • Willy on Wheels • Wookieepedia • WpCyberstalking

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