Demockery
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Democracy is the act of finding those least capable, qualified, and morally fit for the task of governing and giving them the authority to govern.
[edit] Examples of Democracy
- Greece: Effete boy-benders in miniskirts. Big on freedom, while keeping slaves. Killed Socrates. Later conquered by macho kingdom of Spartaaaaaaaaa FTW.
- Russia: Ultra-capitalist sham democracy run by gangsters and spooks. The inhabitants are intrinsically good, freedom-loving, God-fearing people who tend towards melancholia, madness and alcoholism. Prone to wearing ugly, gay track suits.
- France: Once-proud kingdom overthrown by psychotic, atheistic democrats. Like to think that they invented democracy. Winless in division play since 1812.
- England: Cider-swilling chav trash whose incomprehensible "Westminster democracy" keeps government as inefficient as possible while ensuring that the worst elements of society have most of the power. Exported democracy to Australia by brutally exterminating the primitive communism that was previously prevalent, and also by brutally exterminating the primitive communists.
- Good Korea: Government by slanty-eyed ching-chong men. Survives presence of bloodthirsty psychotic next door by making good stuff and selling cheaply enough so that American importers, distributors, wholesalers and retailers can mark it up for huge profits. Oddly, the same strategy is used to maintain totalitarianism in China. This apparent contradiction cannot be explained.
- Japan: Teeming hive of demure babes and castrated shemales with no concept of real democracy; more like a nest of ants than a country. "Democratic" due to defeat and occupation by white people; once we're all gone, it's back to samurai swords and boilings in oil.
- India: The "world's largest democracy", in actuality a nest of curry-reeking wogs ruled by the same upper-caste types that have always run the show. A country of 1.2 billion, in which "everybody has a voice". Riiiiiggggght.
- United States of America: Gigantic multicultural empire comprised of ruthless, self-centered, mongrel savages with nuclear weapons. Essentially ungovernable by any means, the U.S.A. maintains a pseudo-democracy for TV purposes — a "representative republic" in which a handful of corporate executives and their political toadies really run the show. Currently administered by "neo-conservative" Republicans (i.e. bloodless Chamber of Commerce types), who are advised on matters political and economic by a consensus of talk radio hosts. Primary task of U.S. government is taking money away from people who work and giving it to the hordes of Negroes, Mexicans, and old people to keep them from rioting. Current policies include spending a billion dollars a week in a futile attempt to bring democracy to Iraq and a billion dollars a month in a futile attempt to bring democracy to Afghanistan — each a task akin to attempting to teach calculus to an ape.
