Denalynnn
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Denalynnn is a 36-year old drama queen and Youtube/Livevideo attention whore. She is engaged to fellow aspie TadrockHogan, whom she refers to as "her husband", although they live together, they are not married. Denalynnn is best known for her fucking retarded music slide shows, which were yanked by Live Video for infringing copyright. Denalynnn compulsively used video bulletins, demonstrating a pathological case of unwarranted self importance.
Denalynnn left Livevideo after being called out by other camfags as being a delusional psychopath with an e-penis matched only by Argent009 himself.
Denalynnn is a self proclaimed "photographer", "journalist" and, perhaps the lulziest claim of all, attorney of law. In response to the latter claim, SlickJimmy fashioned his own portable internet attorney out of an empty shoe box. Soon after, other LiveVideo users were sending away for the Denalynnn Attorney In A Box kit.
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[edit] Why People Like Dena
[edit] He Beats me Because He Loves Me
Denalynnn is an old hand at playing the victim, even allowing Tadrockhogan to return to her home after beating the shit out of her. Tadrockhogan not only physically beat her, but stabbed her in the knee with a knife, which he served time in a state penetaniary for. Within less than two months of his release Denalynnn allowed Tadrockhogan to live with her & her two daughters again, redefining the term attention whore.
When called out on these claims Denalynn plays the victim & cries out against drama, but her perpetual drama on Live Video was bouncing from one person to another. By the time of her exodus there were no videos offering support, but according to Denalynnn - hundreds of emails from her subscribers. Of which over 9000 were dead accounts & at least 100 her sockpuppet accounts, it is believed the emails of support she was receiving she sent herself.
[edit] Cheats at LiveVideo
Denalynn was also called out for use of the infamous "Live Video Friends Script" made famous by Victor1st, askthetyrant and her physically abusive fiance, Tadrockhogan. Her use of attention whore tags in her video's was phenomenally irrelevant in particular suggesting she was sexually attractive.
[edit] Is Engaged To A Faggot
Denalynnn's first Live Video Drama can be traced back to February 2007 - this was with krotchtich, started when he jokingly called Tadrockhogan a faggot. Denalynnn came to his rescue, forgetting that she had revealed to many friends that she and Tadrockhogan had separated in the past, because she had found him cross dressing at a gay club & having his ass fondled. This is naturally a valid and acceptable reason to angrily rail against such a vicious accusation of faggotry.
The next dramarama Denalynn got into was with SlickJimmy in May 2007 over a comical video he made which caused her psycho friend Xbox to leave Live Video, even though he opened & closed 5 new accounts over the following week. This was followed by a vlogwar with Tyrant077 & SNOWSTAR-BABYANGEL, who created lolzy videos depicting Denalynnn & her crew as trailer park trash inbreds.
The final chapter in the Denalynnn Live Video story was started again by SlickJimmy, he made several videos which Dena quickly blasted the bulletins about. Dena also became notorious for creating fake accounts to comment with on anyone's videos she didn't agree with.
[edit] Failed Parent
Denalynnn's proudest moment on The Promised Land happened when she trolled a 10 year old boy off the site. The son of GregLions, pwned Denalynnn in a battle of wits. Greg removed his son from the site in an attempt to kull the drama but Denalynnn still continued. Long time friends KyHell & Dramatube spoke out against her psychotic outbursts although Denalynnn failed to respond in video but in her usual style flooded the bulletins with propaganda. Denalynnn also allowed her 12 year old daughter to enter a The Promised Land dance tag on her behalf, grinding & gyrating in ways more appropriate from a $10 lapdancer.
[edit] Welfare Whale
The constant internet tough guy act and deleting of comments managed to piss off the entire Live Video community and within a week over a dozen videos were made calling Denalynnn out on her lying & cheating ways. Even Dramatube, who claims to have defected to Live Video to avoid the drama, tried to communicate with Denalynnn in private but in the end unleashed the beast within to Denalynnn, whom he could not subsequently control.
[edit] Drug Whore
She was also revealed to be snorting coke with Tadrockhogan in stickam, although one can only wonder how a welfare whale could afford coke. Apparently Denalynnn receives SSI for Epilepsy - yet in her final video on Live Video she is seen wearing sunglasses with flashing lights - a major trigger for epileptics. One can only come to the conclusion that Denalynnn is a lying sack of shit and fail.
On September 10th 2007, Denalynnn deleted fucking everything. News of her departure quickly spread, and the international sales of Dom Chandon and party hats rose approximately 1.8%.
[edit] Trivia
- Denalynnn is a huge fan of theredskull and agrees with everything he babbles about.
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