Dental dam
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Dental dams were invented for one reason and one reason only, for gays to lick filthy gay anatomy. Dykes use dental dams to make their passionless "sex" even more antiseptic, and fags would use them to eat ass if they weren't tweaking on meth so hard they confused "prophylactic" with "pterodactyl" and figured some dinosaur fursuits would protect them from AIDS.
They are a barrier to keep your whore mouth from getting what it deserves.
Some argue that straight women use dental dams to suck dick, but whoever wrote that is retarded.
[edit] For Added Fun
When eating ass or vagina through a dental dam, you can increase your partner's pleasure by applying lube to the side touching them. Of course, you don't give a rat's ass about their pleasure or you'd buck up like a good little soldier and suck that shit instead of ruining it with unnecessary latex. It's not like you're going to get pregnant. Be sure to use oil-based lube as we all know that's safer.
Dental dams are often flavored and scented so you can forever associate bananas with the earthy palate and bouquet of your lover's butthole. Parents, use this to your advantage when you discover a fifth of 99 Bananas under Junior's bed and want a way to break him of his drinking habit. It is always a good idea to flip the dam over after you've licked it clean of taste.
[edit] Get Crafty!
Rednecks, hoodrats, and crust punks are welcome to make their own dental dams by trimming the tip and one side off a condom [1]. Use a square of garbage bag for maximum DIY hotness.
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