Des Gregor
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Des Gregor, an old fat internets lurker, is perhaps one of the most gullible people living in the tubes. During one lonely night behind his Macintosh 5260, Des came across a tempting offer regarding a mail-order bride in Africa, along with one hundred thousand dollars in Jew gold. Because Des has never felt the touch of a woman in his 56 years of living, he went along with it, because there was absolutely no way this could be a scam. According to Des, those only happen in the movies. Smarts.
Of course, as soon as Des got to Africa, he was kidnapped by a bunch of nigras, and used as the test subject of their many bondage-related sexcapades. This included stripping him naked, binding him by the arms and legs, and 'beating' him a machette (he has the scars to prove it!). After the darkies had their way with Des, they put out a 100,000 dollar ransom (irony!). Unfortunately, the cops tricked the nigra gang into coming out of their hide out and properly fucked the niggs up, after which Des was released.
After returning home, Des warned people of the dangers of the internet, and to 'make sure you check everything out 100 per cent'. At least the fat fuck learned a lesson. Sadly for poor Des, he will still die alone. Bummer!
