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DespairKharn

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Image:Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
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DespairKharn

DespairKharn is an Athiest pedophile with aspergers who tries to hide his sick desires by drawing children as irkens. He (like Wolfeedarkfang) has been using a retarded fandom as a shield to protect himself from the sadistic beating he would undoubtedly receive under normal circumstances. His art has spread like a plague on the internet as people unknowingly support the shit he draws. His godawful ripoffs (KAJ) of the movie Alien would make even the faggiest fanfiction writer vomit with rage. Each one being a lame, pussy, faggy ripoff of a famous science fiction alien (Xenomorph, genestearler etc).

Totally not a pedophile

Listed here is some hard evidence that he is totally not a pedophile. The irken may have the same dimensions and appearence of a little girl but that is in no way connected to the much taller people raping her.

Done with the aid of Kr1mz0n MOAR COCKS!!! Tits or GTFO Is she sucking a cock or playing the flute?

Fanfiction

We recommend that you wear goggles before reading this.

"Sen made a small noise in her throat, the large tip already far more than what she was used to. She tried once more to pull away, but the Kaj’s grip was simply too strong. Finally she sagged, whimpering pitifully. Why was the bastard taking so long? She sobbed again. Just get it over with, already!

He pushed into her slightly, savoring the initial feeling. Eventually, Fitch forced his organ deeper into her, moving slowly until he was at least five inches within.

There was, or course, quite a length left outside of her, and nothing was stopping him from inserting more. But again, he was taking his time.

Sen was tensing painfully, biting her lips so hard she tasted blood. She knew she should relax, that tensing made it more painful, but she couldn’t help it; there was just too much! And he was going so slow, as though he was giving her time to adjust. But she knew that wasn’t it. The Kaj was most likely doing it to torture her.

Eventually, panting from fear and pain, she forced herself to relax. The feeling of that shaft inside of her, unwanted, undesired...it made her feel so sick inside, so dirty. ‘Please... please let this end soon...’

Finally, Fitch decided enough was enough.

He pulled back swiftly, almost leaving Sen’s body, before slamming a pain-wracked eight inches inside her. He groaned, snarling as he sucked in a breath of air, grinding slowly backwards, then pressing forth to reach the same point.

Sen screamed in agony, sobbing as she reached out and clawed at the metal floor, the clicking of her own nails barely heard in her earspots over her own cries and the sickening sound of flesh on flesh. It hurt. Oh by the Empire, it HURT!

Fitch growled, loving the sound she made. He pulled back, wanting to relieve her for a moment, before pushing forward again. His tip pushed further into the tight hole, creating an incredibly painful strain on Sen.

He snarled, gripping her shoulders and forcing her to the ground further, still on her knees but her cheek on the cold steel. Hissing, he began to thrust continuously, stopping at this depth.

Sen couldn’t have held back her cries even if she wanted to. The thickness of it... it was tearing at her dry insides, as she didn’t have any stimulation to produce the lubricating wetness, and that foul length was rubbing the delicate passage raw. Her body jerked with every vile thrust of the monster, making her pained screams hitch. She tried concentrating on the cold surface beneath her shame heated cheek, wanting anything to distract her from this awful violation. Ooh, and it was so much worse... it wasn’t... it wasn’t even Irken..."


His shitty fanfiction is clearly the product of a disturbed mind. Espically since there are 45 chapters of this crap on adultfanfiction.net. Dare I mention the sequel.


Current obsession

He is currently fantasizing about getting it on with the 14 year old cast of the Neon Genesis Evangelion franchise. Listed below is some more blinding evidence of his sick fuckery.

He has come for you!
He has come for you!


Under 18 Under 18 what's what in my butt? That's what in my butt.


Almost forgot to include these; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asuka_Langley_Soryu http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rei_Ayanami Note their age.


Money making scam

It appears that not only is the depraved little fag into child cock but his girlfriend is also attempting to receive sympathy money from the internet population by selling PAK T-shirts. Thankfully nobody outside their ring of fanbrats has been suckered into buying these shitty products.

Only an inner circle of cock sucking fanbrats would buy something like this.

Reaction to this article

Kharn runs for it!
Kharn runs for it!
Pools closed.
Pools closed.

Upon discovering this article he went batshit insane and deleted fucking everything! One particularly stupid individual tried to delete this article and failed. Much lulz are to be had for sending this sick fucker into hiding.

What a butthurt little fag
What a butthurt little fag

















Delicious TL;DR

Massive win
Massive win

"You sir are in dire need of psychological therapy. Allow me to explain. First off, the crappy and (very) disturbing artwork/porn you have been posting on the internet. It's child porn and child porn is illegal in this civilized world. I know some of it is otherwise but it still contains a frightening resemblance to CP. I'm not quite shure what possesed you to draw these things rather than simply draw the regular brand of fanatical fanart I see in this cult. Let alone post it on the internet where everybody can see (and ridicule in my case) it. Even if you are the age you claim to be it's still child porn in the end. If you were older I might have a vauge understanding where you are comming from but no. Now let's veiw your fanfiction. The sheer ammont of sexual content rivals that of furry yiff fiction. This gives me the impression that you are some kind of rapist or sexual deviant. Or at the very least a complete and total Social outcast with a deep seeded complex of some kind. The fact that you and that other person wrote 45 chapters of this and a sequal boggels my mind as to why you're still in public and not in the local madhouse. The final proof of your insanity comes from your relationship with a 22 year old emo girl and the fact that you are only 17. I cannot begin to describe how wrong and twisted that seems to me but believe me, it's very messed up. My advice is that you see a shrink for electroshock therapy and high doses of antipsychotics. As for your emo friend, the most humane thing to do would be to just put her down."

Butthurt fanbrats are butthurt

Upon discovering that all the raids, hacked accounts and the article were the product of a single troll they acted in a mature and dignified manner; by lapsing into denial and acting like total cunts. The smart thing to do would be to just let it go and continue on with their E-lives. But in typical zimfag behavior, that's not going to happen. PityThyFool promptly stepped in and spammed the shit out of their pages with TL;DR, massive lulz ensures.

Say goodbye to that delusion.
Say goodbye to that delusion.
Don't feed the trolls. Whoops!
Don't feed the trolls. Whoops!














List of talentless fucks

It would be a crying shame not to list the fuckwits who took part in the hugbox.


See also


External links

DespairKharn on DevianTART Gone but he still hides all spam.


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