Deus Ex
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Deus Ex (pronounced day-oos-ey, not "ehx" fucktards) is a video game created many years ago by a bunch of tin foil hat wearing nerds from Texas.
Constantly mentioned all the fucking time in /b/ and /v/ game threads as being representative of a consistent gaming narrative coupled with a dedication to player interactivity. The story contains robots, the Illuminati, a global virus and a degree of pretentiousness not seen in a game since Myst.
[edit] OMG IT IS TEH BEST GAME EVAR!!1!1
The goal of Deus Ex is to find as many hidden ventilation shafts as possible. While killing many niggers in the process , because of cause everyone hates niggers amirite? Crawling through every single available ventilation shaft allows the player to merge with a godlike artificial intelligence that rules the world, and thus eat as much delicious cake as they want.
When the fantards (who incidentally consist of Alex Jones followers and basement dwellers) remove their heads from their asses they realize that the game was only mediocre in quality and that the voice "actors" were picked up on the streets of Austin and paid in coke.
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