Dharmahorsey

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Dharmahorsey aka Dharma the Drama Queen aka Pastor Jim is a reg on the Spark Notes Your Poetry boards, where he whinges in dire poetry about his lack of sex and his worship of the great fluffy bunny in the sky.

This grossly obese charlatan acts as a Pastor, but is only interested in his more ample female flock - DD cups preferred. He takes them behind the chapel for "pastoral care" - tape-measure in hand - for a feel and a cup of coffee.

Pastor Jim has not seen his penis for years,it's buried under mounds of fat. He moans that he has only had one sexual partner - then he married her and that ended too.

Jim's religion is a plethora of childish fantasies, he only likes the nice bits of any religion. He might be a Buddhist but there are more opportunities for feeling his flock in the Episcopalian Church.

On Spark Notes, he tries to pull young women, but one sight of his sweaty ass and they spew over their keyboards. One look at his poetry and everyones spews everywhere.

A JIM poem - argggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Fat Jim earns a crust by selling fancy cell phones to people who can't afford them, his best sales pitch is that he guarantees the voice of god free with each one.

His night job is running a highly specialised brothel for sadists. Jim puts his flowers on (see photo) and reads poetry to punters whilst fat, flabby and fetid old women ram bibles up their asses. Always on the ball, our Jim finds a use for the sad old losers who go to his church.

Pastor Jim in Pulling Togs

Dharmahorsey is a complete waste of space.