Dharmahorsey
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Dharmahorsey aka Dharma the Drama Queen aka Pastor Jim is a reg on the Spark Notes Your Poetry boards, where he whinges in dire poetry about his lack of sex and his worship of the great fluffy bunny in the sky.
This grossly obese charlatan (read: your typical Wiccan, complete with a complicated fake history) acts as a Pastor, but is only interested in his more ample shemale flock - nigger cocks preferred. He takes them behind the chapel for "pastoral care" - tape-measure in hand - for a cup of coffee and a reach around.
Pastor Jim has not seen his penis for years: it's buried under mounds of fat. He moans that he has only had one sexual partner - then he married him.
He now just gets raepd in teh anus.
Jim's religion is a plethora of childish fantasies (read: Wicca in its true essence), he only likes the nice bits of any religion (read: moar Wicca in its true essence). He might be a Buddhist, but there are more opportunities for feeling his flock up in the Episcopalian Church, because we all know they're as Christian as Richard Dawkins.
On Spark Notes, he hits on young women, but one sight of his sweaty ass and they spew over their keyboards.
One look at his poetry and everyone spews everywhere, kinda like Tubgirl.
A JIM poem - argggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Fat Jim earns a crust by selling fancy cell phones to people who can't afford them. His best sales pitch is that he guarantees a sweaty joyride complete with deep male moaning free with each one.
His night job is fapping to Obama images on 4chan (see the aforementioned nigger cock). Jim puts his flowers on (see photo for retarded MS Paint edit) and reads poetry to punters whilst fat, flabby and fetid old women ram bibles up their asses. Always on the ball, our Jim finds a use for the sad old losers who go to his church.
Pastor Jim in Pulling Togs - whatever that's supposed to mean in limey-speak. He's really just your garden-variety faggot doing it for the lulz.
