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urbandictionary.com

Urbandictionary.com is the be-all and end-all (and bell-end) of all debate on the Internets because if it's in a free dictionary that anyone can edit, it must be true.

Urban Dictionary can best be described as Gaia Online put into a dictionary format. Once used for defining slang terms, it now only contains emo, fail, fantards, and AIDS.

It is also sponsored by the Church of $cientology. Enough said.

[edit] Example

Arab: "There is no god but Allah, and his prophet, Muhammad!."

Fat american (through his wordpress blog): "Once again you are completely fucking wrong. This is the Urbandictionary.com definition of Allah:

ok so ALAH means GOD in arabic just like YAHWEH means GOD in hebrew u :stupid mother fuckers! MUSLIMS pray to the same god you all pray to but : we call him ALLAH because ISLAM originated in ARABIA where they SPEAK :ARABIC! they believe in adam and eve, noah's ark, moses, oh yea believe :it or not even JESUS! u stupid blubering mther fuckers, pagan god my ass :you whores shut the fuck up and stop the damned racism you dont :understand us!

Wait, what?."

Typical Urban Dictionary entry.

Typical fapping material for Urban Dictionary users.

Why do the girls in Urban Dictionary ads have to be so hawt?

Urbandictionary.com has a word of the day, which, along with BBC News and Cat and Girl, is added to the friends list of people on LJ who want other people to think they're intellectual.

A study of Urbandictionary.com evidences that a vast majority of words are strange ad hominems and personal attacks, such as cockface and Eli Swanson. These are counterbalanced by self-loving egotists, such as Jake Irving and Keith Bowden. These entries, both prolific and informative in their mental patient charm, effectively avoid the trap of documenting a generation's raping of its native tongue. Having completely failed in its objective, it now provides a valuable haven for goth kids and their goddamned emo cousins to post shitty pictures of themselves, as if Myspace wasn't adequate enough to quench every whore's thirst for attention.

The best use for urbandictionary is for 13 year old boys to write definitions for sex moves with their limited knowledge on the subject (usually a virgin anyway, but hey, it's the fucking internets). Usually it starts off fine, until they realize that they don't know how to spell "vagina", so they have to replace it with pussy, and pretty soon the whole definition deteriorates into "u take ur dick and put it into her pussy until she starst cummin and then u cum all voer her face".

One of Urban Dictionary's definitions of Encyclopedia Dramatica:

Some dirt poor kid's website where he sits in his garage making fun of the 
rest fo the world... other dirt poor kids in their own garages have helped in 
the creation of immature, rude, racist, grossly offensive, disturbing and 
rarely funny articles.

"Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of grammar and spelling errors and lies, it is 
equivalent to the education of a public school."

Typical Urban Dictionary user.

Ironically, this definition is riddled with spelling and grammar errors. Here's another example.

group of former /b/tards that were banned from 4chan for posting child porn. 
These former /b/tards (now just "tards") went and vandalized 4chan's Wikipedia 
article, and were promptly banned from there, too. Out of bitterness, these 
people began Encyclopedia Dramatica as a way to get back at the Internet and 
fill the gigantic void where their e-cocks used to be. Articles on Encyclopedia 
Dramatica usually consist of websites or people which are all branded as "unfunny" 
and/or "gay" because Encyclopedia Dramatica is the Absolute Internet Judge Of All 
That Is Funny And/Or Gay.

Oh, so that's how it all started. Who knew? As you can see, Urban Dictionary maintains only the highest of standards and a truthful, mature, well-researched approach to defining unfamiliar terminology.

While not as unfunny as Uncyclopedia, Urban Dictionary is still subject to censorship unlike ED. Yet, somehow, UD also manages to completely avoid any form of moderation, resulting in 94% of their definitions being either:

(A) Entirely incorrect/unhelpful

(B) Unfunny

(D) Any combination of the above

It should also be noted that Urban Dictionary, for some queer reason, has ads featuring hot chicks that you probably wish you could fap to, but you can't because they're not naked and you fail with females.