DigiRaid
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The day of the DigiRaid was a coordination of many boards and channels. It was truly a gem of the internet found by the internet protectorates Anonymous. That said, Anonymous recognized the threat such a discovery of the tubes could pose to the world. Serious lulz and action ensued as DigiFags attempted to pose as such Internet Tough Guys as Paul Fetch and Goronchev
Fortunately though, there are plenty of lead Detectives on the digiboard watching our channels and forums. Of course, since the FBI and Scientology can now track you by your online alias - all participants will be captured and tortured by the Digifags' Seadramon.
After Anonymous finally threw the switch to end DDoS's of their terrible shared hosting server, he managed to wiggle his way into the holes of Apache. Thus, Pentiums BlackGreymon of doom was hacked and told to stfu. What ensued was a night of lulz as IP's of the boards most active members were published to the internets and were matched with emails. Currently, the FBI are trying to track the DigiFags in fear that they may have actually found something important.
[edit] How Pentium Did It
After gaining access to Pentiums computer, Anonymous felt it was morally obligated to do a full scan for the FBI and NSA. After reading over all of his Windows 95 programs that he mentioned in his thread on the Digifag website, Anonymous found that he was actually pinging servers and people all over the internet. After fruitlessly using up most of his daddy's upload, he really came to nothing which is probably why he could not uncover the actual digiworld. The mountains that he found in the "digiworld" were actually a porn site which he inadvertently pinged to which his 17th century computer responded with a Viagra induced e-boner.
In a sweep of pure irony, Pentium was making maps of the intertubes (very illegal in terms of AnonLaw, the internets must remain a mystery). Though his intellectual ability allowed him to make maps of non-existant places, he was unable to think to just unplug his phone line when Anonymous' Agents called in to question the legitimacy of his claims. Agent Anonymous though was able to locate his home and invade his internets, despite the constant wild drones lurking about his IP.
[edit] The Aftermath
Fortunately for Anonymous, the Raptor Pope came for a visit with several Anonymous Officials. He informed them that he fully sanctioned our actions and thanked us for defending the Digiland from the outcast of modern society. After his visit, Anonymous did not take rest. Several Anonymous took it upon themselves to post a warning to all Digifags that might actually continue in their quest for the Digiland. They made it clear that Anonymous runs the Digiland, and Pokemon fucking rule.
After such blessings were ordained, Anonymous held a holiday. In this holiday the Raptor Pope appeared to Anonymous and spoke the words of wisdom. These words were not to be respoken, but someone did grab a picture of Raptor Pope amidst the bright light around him.
