Disney
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Disney is an entertainment company, best known as Earth's largest supplier of furry and plushie merchandise, and mostly invented furry as it is known today. They mainly employ bisexual necrophiliacs with ear fetishes. That's why so many kids die on the rides And they all worship Satan. Not to mention these fags also use child labor, and make little shitty toiz FOAR kids BAI kids. Disney is commonly known by the alternative name "The Evil Empire".
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Disney History
Pedophile Disney was started at the same time as McDonalds, when two Swedish midgets called Ronald McDonald and Walt Disney turned to each other in their concentration camp cell and started scheming the best ways to pwn children's money. Their dastardly jew plan was to create food and films that appeal to Pedophiles who would spend all their money in cinemas and restaurants, watching children having fun. OMGZ NO.....
After Pedophilia became illegal, in 1948, Walt Disney had to appeal to other audiences, so Disney started preying on Knee-Grows. [1]
Yet, since slavery was abolished, white ass crackers forgot black people existed, therefore only about 100 people saw the cartoon, Disney's next move was at multiculturalism, to show people of all races having fun and living in harmony. [2]
But that was Bullshit, and Disney was banned from the internets so, he got a job, making serious news programs for the azns yet was criticized when Japanese people wrote in, complaining that they could tell the difference between the characters. [3]
So, Disney gave up and made Pro Nazi films, these were received with universal acclaim, since everyone hated everyone else, every child wanted to be a Nazi, so Herren Hare, Meister Mouse and Fuhrer Frog became the most popular cartoon characters EVAR!!!![4] [5]
Walt Disney died in 1975(actually nobody really cares when he died)from breaking his neck while fellating himself. Between then and some later time period his brother Ray "Krock" Disney tried to merge the company with McDonalds. After this failed other brother and sometimes lover, Roy took over and ran the company into the ground by releasing terrible movies. In 1980 he was slaughtered in a coup by Michael the Eisner who ruled with an iron fist. His known sexscapades with the seven dwarves stirred much contoversy. Most recently Mr. Eisner was killed by an assasain in a Goofy costume, rumored to be Steve Jobs.
Nowadays, the only people who watch Disney are creepy bastard furfags, who like to pretend they're fellating "the Beast" or something similarly sick, with Minnie Mouse, etc. The other audience seems to be fat 20 year old girls, who obsess about Disney, because they have such a high standard for guys, they expect them to be some kind of prince, in reality, they settle down with a drunken wife beater at age 30. Whoever put lol thinks they are alot funnier than they actually are.
OMG! The guy who voiced Mickey just died of diabetes!
The Disney Theme Park
Orgy Time!
Disneyland (AKA Der Jüdenland) is known for being the shittiest place in the universe, since you have to wait several hours in the line, just to be in the ride around 10 minutes, and listening a 30 minute speech of how short life is. Normal people stay as far away as possible because aside from the cost it is filled with single, 40 something Feminists dragging their 10 year old daughters around by the arm, Goths, Gays, fatties, emos, and a few Japanese. The only good thing about it is to tackle the stupid costumed characters, thus breaking the neck of the 90lb girl inside when she gets whiplash from being hit while wearing a 30lb mask on her head, and watch how the little kids are scared to death when Mickey Mouse takes off his head to show the person that really is. Which is what the kids deserve.You would have to be some kind of sick fuck to enjoy dressing up like a cartoon character and touch kids.
The only thing moar stupid than the park itself are the people who buy year-long passes. They are those zombie-like basement dwellers who show up EVERY FUCKING DAY, believe that they have the same entitlement as the company's executives and shareholders and be super anal about "their park" and therefore get pissed when a screw is missing on one of the trashcans, put dirty diapers inside the towel hampers instead of using a trashcan or be treated the same as everyone else. These peoples lulz is to piss off everyone around them as much as they can, then complain to the employees so they can get as much free crap from Disney as possible. They can be spotted by the Mr. T style necklaces covering their shoulders. Instead of being made of 80's and win, the "lanyards" as they are called are covered in pins that are pure AIDS and FAIL. These pins are a status symbol for faggotry with the more you have the cooler you are and are often traded for money, sexual favors or to rip off children trying to get in on the trading fun. The artsy photographer pass holders flock around the characters proving that they too are closet furries. A common sound from these pass holders is to drone on about how terrible or awful things are in the parks but in the same sentence will tell you about how they keep up with all the changes no matter how insignificant. The term most belched from the pass holders or "p'assholes" as they show their Disney issued I.D. card is "how much of a discount do I get?". If they wanted to save money they would have not spent $10.00 on a hamburger or $5.00 on a drink.
Honestly, you would think that Disney Parks are such a huge cash cow that they would have their shit together. They don't. Either that or someone up top is a sadist with a sense of humor and just enjoys going out and seeing some gore. Well, you will not see any on a regular basis at the syrupy-sweet glazed over cancer that are the Disney theme parks. Maybe at a Six Flags, Cedar Fair, or Great America Parks you can see some real action, but only when life gets just a little too complacent or just down right boring at the Magic Kingdom, Disney throws in an accident to liven things up. What better way to force the same lukewarm bullshit ride down the throats of an eagerly waiting lemming public than close it for a year and re-open it in the same condition as before.
Keep in mind there are only a few ways to see Disney parks. 1. When it is crowded and hot as fuck. 2. Crowded and raining (see: Christmas )or 3. When there are boards and walls up over most of the park, which is about 70% of the time. When you do get to see everything Disney Parks have 4 fun types of rides. There is a dark ride with black lights and swerving cars, boat rides through tunnels - there are several of these, all giving you a "tour" , spin ride and roller coaster ride. The trick is to have a permanently placed carnival or church fair style ride to draw people into the lines. Once inside it is customary to close the ride just after passing out from heat or waiting a little over one hour. This usually results in rage by those who have dared to think anything is actually going to change since the last time that happened to them. The rage from those turned away can be a source of great fun to those only wishing to observe other people. To increase the effect inform those people who are going to complain that in doing so is Anti-Americanism and not supporting Disney means Al Qaida wins.
Fat people also get stuck in the rides causing closures. It is almost impossible to witness, but worth every second of wait to watch them squealing like a stuck pig. Considered by many as the reason to even go on the rides.
Disney movies
Disney got rich by making or rather shitting all over movies of stories that had been public domain since at least the 1800s. However they will sue and threaten anybody else who tries the same thing claiming theft of Intellectual Property or some other excuse to cover up their butthurt.
In a typical Disney movie, they sing to death about love and life and emo crap. The only goal of Disney movies is to make parents avoid spending time with their families, and to save a few bucks with the babysitter. Just put a Disney dvd, play it and done! you can have buttsecks with your wife, husband, or have a happy family incest with your sister or your teenager daughter, while the little children will enjoy watching retarded crap such as Robots or Cars. Is all the singing necessary? Can't someone walk through a town without singing about work or love, or some other such pointless task or emotion? Why don't they make a Disney movie in which everyone dies at the end? Over 99% of Disney movies depict some 16-year-old girl liking some Fucktard just because he is famous or has money. This is where being true to life ends. Except where that one movie in which this one girl is kidnapped, raped, ends up with Stockholm syndrome and loves her captor. Why don't they foreshadow life itself for a change, and quit filling kids' heads with notions of happy endings and talking candle sticks?
Some long lost Disney Scenes showcasing alternate endings [6]
Science has proven that allowing your child to watch Disney movies will turn them Ghey
Typical scene in a disney movie.
Another scene from the same movie.
Disney Today
Disney is now known for its family entertainment. The sordid history has long since been forgotten by all but a few, and, thus, people get very upset when you disparage any of Disney's otherwise clean-cut characters.
Disney now makes only movies geared toward 12 year old girls, such as Camp rock. They also churn out awful direct-to-video sequels and take credit for films made by other, better companies such as Miramax and Pixar.
Thus, all of Disney's revenue now comes from its TV shows, Lindsay Lohan and its popular theme parks, Disneyland and Disneyworld (The fact that Disneyland is located in Orange County, California and Disneyworld is located in Orange County, Florida is to pay homage to how Walt loved having cans of Agent Orange shoved in his ass).
Today, Disney owns some land in Europe, where actors are encouraged to yiff on camera[7], which is the only exciting thing to happen there since most people there prefer theme parks based on their own crappy characters who are little Roman/Viking guys, where children can ride inside the ass of the fat, dumb sidekick.
Disney has been very busy hiring sick pedophile fucks into their company. This practice is very prominent in the last few years, as shown in the making of Lilo Loli and Stitch, a cartoon about extraterrestrial bestiality, the fact that Winnie the Pooh sounds like a major pedophile, and other proof that nobody dares to point out in fear of being pwnt by Disney.
Disney Shows
When Disney creates a show, they'll always cancel it around 65 episodes. Almost always.
As a rule, all Disney shows must have the character's name in the title. Recent pieces of shit released have been titled "Hannah Montana", "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody", "Life with Derek", "Phil of the Future", "That's So Raven", and "Corey In The House". Noticeably, every fucking person who is the star of these shows has to have a music career. As you'd expect, it's all utter fucking shit. Seriously, put Mitchel Musso rap in YouTube and you'll see what I'm talking about...Fuck why is it so shitty?
A trademark of a Disney show is its hideous puns, typical characters, and forced laugh-tracks. Of course, this is fucking hilarious.
THIS JUST IN: Nude pics of Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical and High School Musical 2 were sent to some kike she's dating. Send in these pics!
How Disney is able to find stars for their latest piece of crap show
Disney stolen/borrowed movie ideas.
For all Disney lovers who thinks that the people on Disney is so creative, that all their "original" movie ideas are not even close to original, but stolen, or as they call it... borrowed.
None of the original creators of the story have gained money for it, or even fucking credits for it. Taken out of a book called: WRONG! Everything You Thought Was Truth But Is a Lie.
- The Big Bad Wolf and The 3 Little Pigs - this one is easy. It was taken from an English fairytale collection published in 1980 by Joseph Jacobs. And before that, the story was made by James Orchard Halliwell in 1853.
- Pinocchio was taken from an Italian children's book created in 1883.
- Dumbo was taken from a story created by Helen Aberson, drawn by Harold Pearl. First showed up on backside of cereal package.
- Bambi was taken from a book created in 1923 from East Germany. Creator of the book, Felix Salten, created mostly porno books. (LOL)
- Aladdin is an old story. But surprise surprise, the dude is actually Chinese, not Arabian. It's from an old book. Just Google it.
- Pongo and the 101 Dalmatians, even this one is "borrowed". It was created by Dodie Smith back in 1956.
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame, "borrowed" from Victor Hugo's book written Last Thursday.
- The Lion King was stolen from Osamu Tezuka's series called Kimba the White Lion and some play about an emo Danish Prince.
- Hercules was stolen from ancient Greek myth. It can be argued that this movie was really just a massive attempt to troll butthurt English majors, because they left out all the really lulzy stuff that the mythological Heracles did, like slaughtering his entire family and dressing up as a handmaid for a year.
The list is long, and one thing is sure to be said. Disney lovers: They stole every single idea they ever made to a Disney movie! Even that sacred furry lover movie The Lion King! That one was stolen from that old azn guy.
Here is a small link list to stuff they "borrowed"...
Movies
Disney, known for its wholesome family entertainment, follows a complex and careful formula to ensure production of tender and heartfelt films, usually consisting of stealing half-baked ideas from fairy tales and Japanese animes [8] and then throwing in excessive numbers of anthropomorphic talking animals and other various objects. Sometimes they just browse DeviantArt and create characters that slightly resemble some tartlet's shitty OC just to watch them BAAAAAAWW[9]. This is because Disney is, in fact, controlled by Hollywood's pedophile furry jews, who are intent on spreading their vile, homosexual propaganda onto small children.
Make your own Disney movie plot
Follow this simple outline and you too can produce your own blockbuster hit and make millions of dollars:
Once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived a young (boy/girl) who had tragically lost (his/her) (mother/father/both parents). One day, an (evil/old/homosexual/ethnic stereotype) villain devises a (sinister plot) and takes over the entire kingdom with (bumbling, comic-relief sidekick) voiced by (Gilbert Gottfried/Cheech Marin/Patrick Warburton/The guy who played Charles on M*A*S*H). Though shy and reluctant at first, our hero eventually rises up with courage after suffering another horribly traumatic event somehow involving said dead parents. With the help of a (talking animal/fat guy/inanimate object) voiced by (Robin Williams/John Goodman/Tim Allen/Rosie O'Donnell/The guy who played Charles on M*A*S*H), (he/she) will defeat the villain despite impossible odds and everybody learns a lesson about (kindness/honesty/friendship/family values/etc). Also, be sure to add a music soundtrack with obligatory Christina Aguilera/Hilary Duff/Elton John songs.
Disney did WTC
In the early 1990's, shit started to pile up in the Middle East as the Sand Niggers kept blowing the shit out of each other. Disney invited over Osama Bin Laden and his Sand Nigger crew to talk about drugs,bombs, Jews, and another copypasta Disney Movie. Osama gave the idea that instead of having your typical White guy to star as the hero/princess why not make it take place at least 100 years ago in Sand Valley. Since both Disney and the Sand Niggers hated Jews, Disney agreed to make the new movie. They named it Aladdin to show tribute to Osama's new child sex slave. The only problem is, is that Aladdin had to be kid friendly for Americans. Since Americans hated bombs,Irony, Decapitation, and racism. Disney needed a plan to make Aladdin look like he loved the Jews. This angered Osama so much that he left taking his Child Porn, and new ideas that he was going to give to Disney. As Osama left, Disney devised a plan to work with the Jews on blaming innocent Sand People on destroying the WTC.
Aladdin
The movie starts off with a young Arab and his faithful sexual slave monkey Abu. As they start roaming the streets blowing up churches and Synagogues they are attacked by towel heads who are about to be converted to the Jewish religion. Since Aladdin had no more bombs with him, he couldn't blow them up. Thus, he had to run away. Aladdin then finds two kids who were eating pork. Enraged, Aladdin and Abu shanked them and raped them. After Aladdin runs off he goes home bawwwwing about not having parents (typical Disney plot) who could help convert people. Next Thursday, Aladdin heads off to plant a bomb in the emperor's palace. Once there he finds a woman without a blanket it over her head. Aladdin starts to freak since Halloween in Sand Valley is every day. As Aladdin starts to sharpen his decapitation sword, a tiger attacks and almost kills him.
Aladdin kills the Jewish wizard and then becomes overlord and dictator of Rag head central with his gay genie, pet slave Abu, and his new blanket girl Jasmin.
- A clip from the movie
- Aladin after he kabooms.
See also
- Ashley Tisdale
- Toontown
- Pixar
- Gaston
- Final Fantasy, which uses a similar plot-writing method
- The Aristocats, a famous Disney movie
- The Lion King
- DisneyFan01
- Jasonspeaks
- Kovu 01
- Goatse
- Tubgirl
- Pain Series
- Crap
- Jonas Brothers
- The Anti-Disney Movement
