DisneyFan01
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
DisneyFan01 on DevianTART is a 30-year-old socially retarded Disney fangirl from the South and is a gigantic goddamn Suethor. When she isn't fucking her cousins and eating crawdads, she's inserting herself into Disney movies, Dragon Ball Z, Kingdom Hearts, and Muppets. She always portrays her character as hungering for the putrid cocks of ugly men, and even writes/draws crossover fanfiction/fanart of her menagerie of ugly lovers fighting over her! Bitch may have low standards, but they're still entirely beyond the realm of possibility. On top of all that she's written a ridiculously long fancomic about how her self-insert and the ugly guy from some Disney movie SAVED KINGDOM HEARTS FOREVER. Or something. Honestly it's not the sort of thing that a healthy mind can easily follow, so all anon can do is speculate.
DisneyFan01 seriously believes that she can work for Disney animation studios and single-handedly bring back traditional animation by creating an epic Disney movie about her obviously self-insert character falling in love with Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z and that fat guy from Treasure Planet. This is why she's currently attending Art School.
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[edit] "Art"
DF01 has got Over 9000 pageviews and a subscription to devianTART, and this is widely understood as meaning she is "one of the most talented artists on DA". Some others might argue that because all she draws is terrible fanart that is all around ill-planned and unimaginative crap, DF01 is in fact not truly a unique and beautiful snowflake. But they would be wrong! Because she is "complete[ly] original and one of a kind ". Just ask the retards that fap to her work in TARTland.[edit] Mary Sue Mary Sue Mary Sue
DF01 has almost as many Mary Sue moments as Sonicrocksmysocks. And that's just sad, but at least Sonicrocksmysocks actually draws her own art (bad as it may be).
Her only creation bearing the faint semblance of original work is her obnoxiously sweet, innocent and somehow simulataneously slutty absolute Mary Sue "Marina Seadrift". In a now sadly deleted scribble on devianTART, DF01 once admitted that she modeled Marina after Jessica Rabbit and Sailor Neptune, among others. This is especially beautiful because Sailor Neptune is a lesbian an Jessica Rabbit brings whole new meaning to the childhood game 'chubby bunny'.
Originally created as a love interest for Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z, otherwise known as the asexual dickless slug alien guy whom the most retarded of fangirls seem to fall in love with. Despite this hideous race of green muscular men repeatedly being portrayed as able to make babies all by their lonesome and despite Marina unconvincingly being portrayed as a 30 year old virgin, "Colo-chan" and Marina appear to have had children together.
However Marina apparently sent an application to the Pope to get her virginity back around the same time DF01 saw Disney's giant box-office bomb "Treasure Planet" and dumped Piccolo for the even more hideous John Silver: otherwise known as the robot man dog pirate racist caricature designed like everything else in the film by Disney to maliciously rape classic literature hardcore in the ass.
| —DF01, srsly |
One random LJ user amused by this dramafest summed up DF01's self-insert Mary Sue character and her epic story perfectly:
| —Some fag on LJ |
DF01 also seems to believe that she can defend her character from Mary Sue accusations by giving her "flaws", but these "flaws" tend to amount to things like: she thinks she loves puppies and kittens just a wittle toooo much and she's a sweet, naive, virgin (the best kind, amirite?)
| —Torenchiko-to Who speaks the truth |
[edit] John Silver
| —DF01, telling her haters to GET BENT!! |
| —DF01, contradicting above quote. |
Most suethors pair their "original character" with a character they’re hopelessly in love with. DF01 is no different, but is in the sense that she's in love with a fucking fatass robot bear. Or whatever the fuck he is. When not refining her skills in art school or living vicariously through her character by placing her in almost every Disney scene she can think of, she’s drawing smut art of John Silver and herself her Mary-Sue. Oh nvm, they’re just cuddling. Honest!
| — DF01, stating the obvious |
DF01 is also known to twist the character of John Silver from a jolly, reasonable fellow into a whiny, self-loathing, depressed burden on everyone around him who lives to be complimented. This is of course common to all fangirls who inevitably have to to turn every character into an angst-driven sack of shit that only they their totally original character can save from the brink of despair no matter what their original disposition may be.
| —DF01, not understanding that anyone worth dating wouldn't go near her with a 35 and a half foot pole. |
[edit] Tracing Duhuhuhuhuhuhrama
DF01, following in the footsteps of many a great Disney-TARTlet before her, clogs up devianTART's severs with "art" featuring characters and poses ripped straight out of screenshots from various Disney films. Of course she denies it up and down, while crawling back into her hugbox and crying about how she'd never do such a thing; the mere thought of anybody accusing her of such on the internets is breaking her deep, autistic artistic heart.
DF01 and other TARTlets have somehow gotten it into their stupid heads that "referencing" refers to the process of looking at one piece of art, copying it exactly (whilst not tracing), and calling it their own art. And since it's not directly tracing it's A-OKAY! But since her "references" tend to be wobbly, lumpy monstrosities that only vaguely resemble what she was copying in the first place, she should probably just stick to tracing.
A famous excuse of DF01 for her epic FAILURE as an artist, as a human being is a common scape goat used by the most savy of politicians :
Of course, I think I squished Hook's waist a little in the last one. But no one's perfect..
-DF01 (LIKE NO WAI, RULLY?)
DF01 can prove she doesn't trace. She has an eyewitness.
Now, once upon a time it was fairly obvious to all who weren't utter retards (or as they are called in Disneytard circles, "psychopaths") that DF01's work was traced. So naturally, DF01 was called out on it, overlays were produced, and LiveJournalposts were made lulzing at it all.
DF01 responded in a way that totally didn't make her look like a juvenile assrape victim, because she's 22 you guys, and that sort of shit is what people grow out of by that age. Oh wait hahaha here's what really happened:
| —DisneyFan01, crying in her hugbox |
Gallery of Copies & Traces
[edit] Youtube
Like any true internets luser, DF01 has herself some Jewtube videos. She has recently taken up the hobby of begging her mindless fans to give her videos some thumbs up. [3] Witness the fruits of her animation studies and see just how wrong ED has been about this amazingly talented art student:
Next Marina gets a voice, the voice of the animated harlot who in the late 80's single-handedly sexually confused so many of the young men who now spend their days fapping to animu tentacle porn: Jessica Rabbit. Ironically DF01 chose the famous, iconic phrase "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way":
Apparently she just wants Marina to come across as a 30 year old virgin whore, because she continues the trend of making her sound like a cliche sassy sex-bomb from a 1940's film. Observe: DisneyFan01
On top of that her fans have made over 9000 fan tribute videos to DisneyFan01's Marina Seadrift's and John Silver's love. Which brings us to...
[edit] Cascading Butthurt
With her totally original art and her totally mature attitude drawing bottom-feeding asspatters like moths to a flame of suck, DF01's fans were quick to carry the burden of butthurt back to their own journals, generating a mass influx of BAAAWWWing into DA's drama-abused database all about how horrible horrible haters are e-bashing DF01 and how run-on sentences make for more amusing shitty articles. Remember, folks - You can safely ignore and throw away any comments that are critical of you and your art, but those mindless and contentless comments giving you and your art praise are an entirely different kettle of fish! Because the former are just jealous of your mad piss-all-over-Disney skillz. And besides that, what they are saying is slander. SLANDER, SLANDER SALAMANDER.
So back to the point, there are now several journals on DA bitching about how people should lay off'a DF01. Mostly they are, in the process, attacking fellow TARTlet kellywormtongue, known to us on ED through retarded Snapesnogger drama, and fallenbybrokenwings who apparently deserves to be killed for all of this. Because DF01 is too busy wading in her own emo tears to defend herself, and since it isn't nice to pick on other deivants, she'll let her rabid, retarded fanbase avenge her instead.
| —what |
[edit] OMG TEH PUPULAR AHTEESTS DON'T LUV MEH
Y'see children, DF01 is under the impression that anybody who +watches her on DevianTART is automatically her BFF, and must circlejerk with her whenever she so desires it. So when one of her BFF's took the side of reason over the whole tracing fiasco, DF01 went batshit insane and wrote that person angry notes calling them a traitor. DF01 never went crazy on QuietWatcher, just a few of her rabid fans.
| —quietwatcher, LOL |
Last Thursday DF01 posted a comment on one of kellywormtongue's drawings in hopes to reconcile have Kellywormtongue link to her shitty art again. It was known that Kellywormtongue commented occassionally (before DF01 was outted as a tracer) on DF01's pictures which, in DF01's special, delicate mind meant that they were BFFs. Even though Kellywormtongue said in the description of the picture that it was about a nightmare, DF01 naturally assumed it was about her:
Most understand that DF01 is trying to get a hugbox out of KellyWormtongue because she used to link to her page. After a rabid anti-fangirl of DF01, Fallenbybrokenwings, showed what this lolcow really is, Kellywormtongue stopped associating herself with the tracing cunt and took down fanarts she did of Marina. Anyone with half a brain knows that the only reason DF01 is bawwing so much over Kellywormtongue is because she gave her most of her page views.
[edit] The Fanherd
For reasons unknown, DF01 has a fanherd so large, it could compete with Snapesnogger's legion of mindless tards. These folk seem to think that pageviews equal artistic skill. All of them seemed to have an understanding that tracing is soul-raping art theft until a more talented Disney-tard with a nearly identical Treasure Planet Mary-Sue (and the sense to get wet over the nubile adolescent boy rather than the fat disgusting robo-bear) wrote a rambling journal about how DF01 is innocent because she doesn't trace, she just poorly copies what she sees.
DF01's fans also take it upon themselves to defend her against the OMG HATERZ, whether it's scoping out her comments box ready to pounce on the slightest critique, or making journal entries on her behalf, telling her critics to LEAVE HER ALOOOOONE!!!
| —CrazyCartoonGirl is crazy. |
A few of her right hand men include:
- Keblademasteress[4] is a no talent sycophant who has to take movie quotes as a substitute for comebacks. S/he also doesn't realize the feminine form of "master" is "mistress" and is incapable of spelling words as simple as "key." Her hobbies include long walks on the beach, crying to DF01 when someone says something mean to her, spamming people with RP comment threads, and vomiting on her keyboard to help write incoherent sentences. Let it also be known that she is madly in love with JohntheEnforcer.
- JohntheEnforcer is a 28 year old man who still lives with his parents and likes Sonic the Hedgehog. His love for Keblademasteress burns with the firey passion of a thousand suns.
- Casey Graves wants to be Dolphy soooo bad.
- Coppertopdragon the man who
wants to fuckloves DF01 and doesn't seem to comprehend that she would rather be alone, obsessing over an overweight bear thing than be with him. Pwned. - Chibi-Schnurri is a DBZ fangirl whose artwork looks like it came right out of MS paint. She's also in love with Captain Ginyu of the Ginyu Force, but will only kind of admit it [5]. She's also a massive lying attention whore.
- Maskedsugargirl is OMG SUPER KAWAII DESU!!!!!111 :3 ^w^She also likes to lick DF01's ass every day, acts as her slave, and probably the most annoying disciple of DF01.
- Destiny Star can't seem to pull her tongue out of DF01's ass. Possibly her most hardcore follow.
- Morty340 He is a pathetic soul that just recolors sprites and claim it as his art. His comebacks fail at everything and yet he continues to try even though we all know he will fail.
- Chibikan A closet die-hard DF01 fan from Ohio who will take you down even if she does choose to represent herself with a CareBear.
[edit] June 02, 2008. A Day That Will Live In Infamy
On this day, a clever anon posted a link to a fake login bar in her comments, which was supposed to lead to fan art. Several noble TARTS claimed to have seen this fan art[6](thru page 551, then the lulz begin). Taking the bait, she soon found herself locked out of her account.Before replacing her shitty artwork with lulzy shock images, the "hacker", pretending to be DF01, posted a journal entry stating that ED has won, shes quitting internet forever, and moving in with Coppertopdragon. Massive lulz ensued as her fantards actually believed she was tired of life and just gave her password to ED to vandalize her page and was going to give up her beloved Mary Sue for her new life with coppertopdragon and her new job working at Disney. The very idea her fans would actually believe she'd not only settle down with a real man but get a real job speaks to just how retarded they are. However, they still fail to realize that vandalizing an ED page is pointless, while vandalizing a DA page is pure win.
After at least three hours of bitching and reporting, the DA mods put down the pipe and banned DF01's account(Goodnight, sweet prince.). But not fast enough to keep those pesky anon from screencapping all of the glorious lulz. The gallery below is an example fantards at their most violent, the most notable being YuiHarunaShinozaki, who's reactions raise an important question: Which is worse, spamming a DA page with goatse, or throat-backstabbing one for doing so?
DF01 made her return as Disneyfan-01, the most original name ever, shortly after recieving it up her butthole. Her fans, displaying their intelligence, rejoiced, having feared she was left for good. In addition, several comments made by them show us all that the internet is a place for rainbows and sunshine, completely ignoring the fact that it was DF01's fault for the whole hacking incident.
All fans could sigh in relief, they would soon feed off of her feces again as she posted her old images.
DF01, on Coppertopdragon's account, takes this opportunity to express her thoughts concerning God's real name. She also admits to being raised Catholic, which explains a few things. |
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[edit] DF01 in the Real World
[edit] Her "Love Life"
Disneyfan01 is also a typical Suethor in that she is obsessed with a fictional character to the exclusion of any real person. Prime example is this poor bastard. [7] His name is Randle Rodgers, a.k.a. Coppertopdragon and he leads what seems to be a banal, meaningless existance. He works at Disney World at a ride nobody ever bothers with unless the line for Space Mountain is too long, he has some faggy poetry on his page devianTART, and was DF01's one-time roommate[!?]. Compounding his already epic douche-baggery the fact that he is in love with Disneyfan01. That's right, this moron actually wants to stick his p3nor in DF01's stanky, centipede-infested vag!
According to several reports from various Myspace sources from their hometown, this stupid bitch has been running this moron around in circles for years! Reportedly, they went to school together from the 6th grade. He has professed his love to her on several occasions, and she has turned him down in favor of some animated character that doesn't even exist! This raises a compelling question: Is it more pathetic to finger your twat while fantasizing about a robo-bear, or to pine after the girl that engages in such disgusting behavior? The debate among scholars continues.
Clearly, this assclown is in love with her beyond reason! Why, you might ask, would such an exceptionally gifted man decide to love this girl? Simply put, he has hope that one day she might change her mind about her "loner philosophy" and love him like a real woman would. Like that's ever going to happen, since she is obsessed with fucking a goddamn cartoon bear-borg to the exclusion of dating a real man who is constantly throwing himself at her feet
[edit] EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT!!!!!! I KNOW HER!!!!!!
The following testimony was written by someone who may or may not have been DF01's roomate. How anybody could stand living with her is anyone's guess. All it really does is assure what the general public already knew: that DF01's nothing but a pretentious little aspie, with absolutely no concept of reality, let alone what constitutes as good art.
| —DF01's ex-roomate |
DF01 has alleged that she has an IQ of 135, which she also gave to her self insert mary sue. In DF01's own words:
"...And as for the I.Q., I gave her the same number as mine because I want her to be smart above average, but not a genius. That's just what I am. So, I just decided on that."
lulz
[edit] Amazing and Clever Retorts
DF01 is also known as the epitome of maturity, below are examples of her witty replies to the many people who offer any comment other than "OMG SILVER AND MARINA FOREVARRZ".
| — DF01's reply to someone who critiqued her animations on Youtube, in which she fails to realize that "potential" is code for "you suck and may continue to suck in the future". |
| —DF01's favourite comeback. |
| —DF01, displaying ignorance that one doesn't have to be an artist to recognize shitty art. |
| —Not being creepy or grammatically incorrect at all. |
| —Lies? I guess she can't stand looking in a mirror. |
| —Using her signature line. |
| —More *~**OrIgInAl**~* Mary-Sues eh? Yeah, just what we want. |
| — DF01 has begun deluding herself. |
| — Srsly, what kind of comeback is that? She also seems to think that tracing is lawful and paying someone out is unlawful |
| — DF01, after being called a retard. Apparently she's gangsta now. |

