Ditto
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Late last Thursday, a ditto appeared in /b/. Chaos struck out, people posted pictures, only to be mimicked by the innocent ditto.
Characteristics
It is well known that Dittos are rampant androgynous pokemans that love to befriend anything that moves regardless of whether it is desired or not.
This is acceptable because all pokemans are generally asking for it and enjoy copulating with warmed up jello.
However, because this Pokemon is both androgynous and a shapeshifter, our crack research team is currently investigating whether or not LittleCloud's true identity is not a dragon, but in fact a Ditto.
Closely related to the dildo (and generally used for the same purposes) Ditto's are known for their jelly-like nature and constant happiness.
Ditto's Transformations
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 Ditto can be a fangirl if he feels like it |
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