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Divide by zero
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Divide by zero is yet another meme from the kind pedophiles at 4chan. It is said to be highly dangerous, containing the power to open up black holes, rend time, space, and mathematics to pieces and even cause the Chicago Cubs to win the world series (lulz they did!). It causes dozens of people to post either retarded reasons why you cannot divide by zero (which are usually wrong), or extremely retarded reasons why you can actually divide by zero. These /b/tards have not realized that the whole of mathematics and reality is against them. It is also a fantastic way to generate drama amongst numerophiliac aspies on the slashdot forums.
The common phrase is usually 'I divided by zero. OSHII--'
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[edit] Theories and Conjecture
Contrary to popular belief, dividing a constant by zero does not equal infinity. Dividing by zero is both impossible and meaningless POSSIBLE impossible possible but in a stupidly impossible way, especially if you are Anonymous really impossible. Srsly guys, don't even try.
Sometimes, catastrophic events can happen when you even only THINK about dividing by zero:
:<RichLow> CAN YOU DIVIDE BY ZERO??? :<kardus> yes :<kardus> watch :<Not_Sir_Compuret_of_Computron> Yes. :<kardus> OH SHI-- :* kardus has quit IRC (Quit: )
The invention of Nullity to solve 1/0 = ? has generated a wave of new numbers, all of which are useful for the good of mankind. For example, Pi is no longer equal to 3.14159265358979323 and so on. Rather, it is now equal to Eleventeen.
It is common knowledge that Kari Byron of the Mythbusters died on June 16, 2007 while attempting to divide by zero.
It is common knowledge that Mythbusters and mathematicians are idiots. Successfully dividing by zero results in excessive undirects, and often indirects, and occasionally redirects.
[edit] =UPDATE!!!=
As of 3/17/8, teh band of /b/rothers, much like the scientists that came up with The Bomb, have stumbled across an idea that will change the world.
The general concept starts with the unfliching rule of Rule 34. Due to the fact that 1 solution can be blown off as a fluke, these /b/rothas came up with the truth.
Situation 1 -- Rule 34 W.T. Snacks + any furry
Situation 2 -- Rule 34 Chris Hansen and loli
[edit] How to Divide by Zero
[edit] Who Can Divide by Zero
- Anonymous
- The Cyrillic Millions Sign
- The & sign.
- The + sign.
- The / sign.
- Einstein
- Stephen Hawking
- Michael J. Fox . . . because of Parkinson's.
- Anyone named Bomquisha
- Anyone familiar with the term 0=1
Criss Angel...for all you knowNaw, bro.Chuck NorrisOld Memes- Wise beard man
- The Kwisatz Haderach
- Jameth
- your mom
- Terrorists. That's how they did 9/11
- Squirtle duh
- Grumble The Lion has written his own division routines in assembly.
- Japanese Virgins
- Raptor Jesus
- Hitler
- LHC
[edit] What it's been known to do
- USS Yorktown decimated when dividing by zero
- Explosions
- Party Vanning!
- Time Paradoxes
- Pime Taradoxes
- Faggotry
- Apocalypses
- Anal leakage
- Shit Going Wrong
- Wrong Going Shitty
- Going Shitty Wrong
- People Doing It Wrong
- Failure!
- Parkinson's
- TEH LULZ!
- Pearl Harbour
- Human Papilloma Virus (also known as Polio)
- The holicaust
- Non-nerds becoming 4-channers
- Rapes
- WTC
- Tojo respawning for teh revenge killz
- African Genocides (see Wal-Mart)
- Invasions of Manchukuo
[edit] Bollocks
- http://www.wikihow.com/Divide-by-Zero
- http://shii.org/knows/Lewis_Carroll Dividing by Zero as explained by Shii
[edit] See Also
[edit] Gallery
 Way to go, dumbass! You did it wrong! |
 I told you not to divide by zero! |
 Oh shi-! It's the aliens’ symbol for 1/0! |
 OSHII-- |
 Pretty fucking self-explanatory |
 FUCK NOT AGAIN! |
 TIME PARADOX |
 Einstein was the first person to successfully divide by zero. |
 City workers are particularly adept. |
 Windows calculator is still shit. |
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