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Divide by zero

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Windows Calculator is a piece of shit

...and so is its pocket counterpart.

should be + and -...

When Lunix divides by zero.

Ew, OVER FLOW

A map

This is what happens to you when you divide by zero.

Divide by zero is yet another meme from the kind pedophiles at 4chan. It is said to be highly dangerous, containing the power to open up black holes, rend time, space, and mathematics to pieces and even cause the Chicago Cubs to win the world series (lulz they did!). It causes dozens of people to post either retarded reasons why you cannot divide by zero (which are usually wrong), or extremely retarded reasons why you can actually divide by zero. These /b/tards have not realized that the whole of mathematics and reality is against them. It is also a fantastic way to generate drama amongst numerophiliac aspies on the slashdot forums.

The common phrase is usually 'I divided by zero. OSHII--'

1 Theories and Conjecture
- 1.1 =UPDATE!!!=
2 How to Divide by Zero
3 Division by Zero Possible?
4 Srsly
5 Who Can Divide by Zero
6 What it's been known to do
7 Bollocks
8 See Also
9 Gallery

[edit] Theories and Conjecture

Contrary to popular belief, dividing a constant by zero does not equal infinity. Dividing by zero is ~~both impossible and meaningless~~ ~~POSSIBLE~~ ~~impossible~~ ~~possible but in a stupidly impossible way, especially if you are Anonymous~~ really impossible. Srsly guys, don't even try.

Sometimes, catastrophic events can happen when you even only THINK about dividing by zero:

:<RichLow> CAN YOU DIVIDE BY ZERO???
:<kardus> yes
:<kardus> watch
:<Not_Sir_Compuret_of_Computron> Yes.
:<kardus> OH SHI--
:* kardus has quit IRC (Quit: )

The invention of Nullity to solve 1/0 = ? has generated a wave of new numbers, all of which are useful for the good of mankind. For example, Pi is no longer equal to 3.14159265358979323 and so on. Rather, it is now equal to Eleventeen.

It is common knowledge that Kari Byron of the Mythbusters died on June 16, 2007 while attempting to divide by zero.

It is common knowledge that Mythbusters and mathematicians are idiots. Successfully dividing by zero results in excessive undirects, and often indirects, and occasionally redirects.

[edit] =UPDATE!!!=

As of 3/17/8, teh band of /b/rothers, much like the scientists that came up with The Bomb, have stumbled across an idea that will change the world.

The general concept starts with the unfliching rule of Rule 34. Due to the fact that 1 solution can be blown off as a fluke, these /b/rothas came up with the truth.

Situation 1 -- Rule 34 W.T. Snacks + any furry

Situation 2 -- Rule 34 Chris Hansen and loli

The application of Rule 34 can easily explain how to divide by zero if used correctly.

The normal equation 1/0=? will come up with the answer "cannot divide by zero"

The modified equation uses variables. 1=Jessica Alba, and 0=the amount of porn containing the first variable(Jessica Alba), and the result is the amount of porn containing Jessica Alba.

This leaves the following equation

1/0=?

Because of Rule 34 the result is automatically changed to one leaving us with 1/0=1

[edit] How to Divide by Zero

How to Divide By Zer0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Jw9DhSXeU&feature=related

[edit] Division by Zero Possible?

According to one source, division in mathematics is fundamentally flawed, as evidenced by failed attempts to divide by zero. As mathematicians are stubborn traditionalist, whom simply refuse to change with the times, they have not bothered to resolve this issue. Any number divided by zero should result in the original number. If X stands for any real number (as opposed to a fake number): X/0=X A number, divided by nothing, leaves that number. Example: One enemy combatant, divided zero times by a blade, remains one enemy combatant. 1/0=1. <----YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER, what if we use that example with 1 instead of zero? Example: One enemy combatant, divided one times by a blade, remains 2 fucking halves of an enemy combatant. 1/1=0.5 <----Dumbass, 1/1=1 Learn your math. No matter how many times an enemy combatant is sliced by a blade, the pieces still amount to one fucking enemy combatant.

It stands to reason that the result of all other division problems needs to be reexamined, but this will probably never happen. Except for possibly on the internet... where people are still willing to question what they were taught in elementary school by their jackass teachers.

A simple mathematic formula proves an either flawed math rule or that division by 0 is possible:

   4/0 = 4/0
   4/4 = 0/0

another example proving the statement:

  8/4 = 2/1
  8/2 = 4/1

  6/3  = 16/8
  6/16 = 3/8

This disproves the above statement that had no proof. Any number divided by 0 equals 1 or 0 itself.

[edit] Srsly

It's possible to divide by zero! watch. nine divided by four is either 2.25, or 2 remainder 1 so, by extension, 12 divided by 0 is zero point zero repeating remainder 12. computers just give up cause they don't have a concept of repeating decimals. OH SHI--

[edit] Who Can Divide by Zero

Mudkipz
The Marcab Third Fleet (Apparently)
Anonymous
The ‪‫‬‭‪‫‬‭Cyrillic Millions Sign
The & sign.
The + sign.
The / sign.
Dio Brando (that's how he does ZA WARUDO)
Einstein
Stephen Hawking
Michael J. Fox . . . because of Parkinson's.
Captain Falcon
Anyone named Bomquisha
Anyone familiar with the term 0=1
~~Criss Angel...for all you know~~ Naw, bro.
~~Chuck Norris~~ Old Memes
Wise beard man
The Kwisatz Haderach
Jameth
your mom
Terrorists. ~~That's how they did 9/11~~ WRONG
Squirtle duh
Grumble The Lion has written his own division routines in assembly.
Japanese Virgins
Raptor Jesus
Pedobear
Longcat
Hitler
LHC
Suieiseki desudesudesudesudesudesudesu *gasp for air* desudesudesudesu
Supernatural beings as 0 is not a number nor a variable so you cannot use it for mathmatical purposes- excepts ypou are superior to natural laws
Weegee
Zero, the creator of the internet law Zero's law. He is superior to all even your mum.

[edit] What it's been known to do

USS Yorktown decimated when dividing by zero
Bring George W. Bush to Power
Explosions
Party Vanning!
Time Paradoxes
Pime Taradoxes
Faggotry
Apocalypses
Anal leakage
Shit Going Wrong
Wrong Going Shitty
Going Shitty Wrong
People Doing It Wrong
Failure!
Parkinson's
TEH LULZ!
Pearl Harbour
Human Papilloma Virus (also known as Polio)
Kill Mudkipz
The holicaust
Non-nerds becoming 4-channers
Rapes
WTC
Tojo respawning for teh revenge killz
African Genocides (see Wal-Mart)
Invasions of Manchukuo
Faggots who try their frucking hardest to divide by teh 0z,to be pwned
Give people teh lulz
Assburgers Syndrome
Your Birth
The Holocaust
Spengbab

[edit] Bollocks

http://www.wikihow.com/Divide-by-Zero
http://shii.org/knows/Lewis_Carroll Dividing by Zero as explained by Shii

[edit] See Also

[edit] Gallery

Way to go, dumbass! You did it wrong!	I told you not to divide by zero!	Oh shi-! It's the aliens’ symbol for 1/0!	OSHII--
Pretty fucking self-explanatory	FUCK NOT AGAIN!	TIME PARADOX	Einstein was the first person to successfully divide by zero.
City workers are particularly adept.	Windows calculator is still shit.	OSHII--	Not even Math is safe.