DivineAngel
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
DivineAngel is a whiny lol-cow and Snapesnogger wannabe with the grammatical skills of a monkey. She becomes profoundly butthurt when contradicted, and will throw a tantrum whenever she feels that her rights on DevianTART have been violated. To express her pain and glorify herself, she writes long, whiny, amazingly lulz-tastic journals, and then, like every other TARTlet, quickly hides every comment that she disagrees with. And then, in an attempt to make it look like nothing happened, deletes the journal completely. Because of this, ED must be quick with their PrntScrn key, screenshotting anything lulzy that she posts. If she posts anything lulzy in her journal that isn't already here, screenshot the hell out of that shit! She will threaten to "hex" people who point out she is being an idiot, and has threated to "cast spells" like majik missle on people she doesn't like; which is a paradox when you consider her religion. When all else fails, she will say she has the upper hand; because we all fell into one of her "traps."
| —DivineAngel - on seeing shit others can't |
[edit] Drama
The drama was started when another user on DeviantART, MarieChan, told DivineAngel that she would not be able to earn $200 a month by selling her shitty prints. Hearing this, DivineAngel threw a giant E-Tantrum, posting in the forums as well as making another whiny journal. People soon discovered the plentiful lulz she provided and flocked to her page.
She also claims to be borderline Dyslexic which she uses to try and explain why her spelling is shit, and why "she can't read the rules." She ignores the fact that plenty of Dyslexic people can do both of those things just fine, and continues to try and use her disability as an excuse for being a Dumbass. However, she also claims to be the best in her English class here [1]
| —DivineAngel |
| —FlyinPingu |
| —DivineAngel's response |
DivineAngel, like her hero, Snapesnogger, doesn't know how to take constructive criticism, and if you offer her any she'll accuse you of insulting her, spamming, flaming, trolling and cyber terrorism. She will then hide the offending comment and block you from her page, because she is a spineless coward.
She also enjoys writing long, pretentious descriptions of her artwork in hopes that people will not notice that it is crap.
Here are some examples:
 DivineAngel defies modern tradition! |
 You just keep telling yourself that. |
 Check out the "grace" and "feminine" appeal! |
On more than one occasion, DivineAngel has been shown to have internet tough guy tendencies, threatening to curse people, hex them, kick their ass, or use her majik powers on them.
[edit] Pagantastic!
DivineAngel is also a Pagan. Popular definition of pagan is "a person who is not a Christian, Jew, or Muslim." So she could really be anything. But we're going to assume that like most dumbasses on the internet, she thinks it means Wiccan.
Wicca is a hippie religion often taken up by 16 year old girls in order to appear speshul and different from other 16 year old girls. A popular saying that sums up Wiccan ethics is "an it harm none, do what ye will." which means as long as you don't hurt anyone, you can do whatever shit you want to.
However, as usual DivineAngel is far too important to follow any silly rules, so she ignores this saying completely and often threatens to hex people. Too bad for her that Wiccans also believe in "the threefold law", which states that if you do something bad to someone, something bad will happen back to you, but three times worse. OH SNAP!
History has shown that the only way to deal with witches is to burn them. While setting fire to her body may in fact be a fun project, ED recommends the burning take the form of pointing out her stupidity in the most lulzworthy ways possible.
Methods can include but are not limited to:
- Asking how many prints she's sold yet.
- Telling her the real definition of dyslexia.
- Commenting with true and useful tips on improving her artwork.
- Trying to explain that "constructive criticism" doesn't need to have something positive in it.
- Making fun of her inability to read and follow rules.
- Leaving so many comments that it's hard for her to hide them all.
- Correcting her grammar or spelling.
- Screencapping her stupidity.
- Telling her Paganism is a fairytalistic religion.
- Going to Her Page and Letting her know just how retarded she really is.
- Ask for video proof that she really is an angel and see if she can fly off a building. If not, she fails herself.
- And adding to this Article.
[edit] UNSPEAKABLE POWAHHHHH!!1
DivineAngel also often mysteriously refers to some sort of higher beings. Are they her heathen gods? Or... something else?! She also seems to believe that she has magikal powers! We have collected many of these puzzling quotes for your inspection.
- "DO NOT ever dare attack my original art again little whore, Because it will be of the supernatural that you would to face"
- "you have no idea the power I have do you."
- "when will tyou fucking learn KARMA IS REAL! and if you sin in my presence well you are about to find out why im called DivineAngel!"
- "You badmouthed my friend Belittled me And pissed off a Celestial Alliance, lucky for you they are letting me handle you personally! And don’t think you are going to get off easy."
What "powers" does she possess? What is this about the "supernatural"? And what exactly is the "Celestial Alliance"? All this and more, in next week's episode!
[edit] EVERYBODY SING ALONG!!
[edit] It's a TRAP!
OH NOES! It looks like we were fooled! We were informed by DivineAngel herself that everything has just been a trap that she set up for us! Apparently, she was getting everyone to attack her, so she could go BAAAAAAAAAW to the DeviantART Admins and have everyone banned! Too bad they don't give a shit.
| —DivineAngel |
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| —DivineAngel |
| —DivineAngel pretending to be someone else - on the full party of the lulz |
As it turned out, the DA staff didn't give a shit about this sneaky "trap" and refused to help this delusional bitch stroke her ego.
| —DivineAngel - saying why we never felt the repercussions of this trap. |
Well, we'd better give up now, guys! But congratulations to DivineAngel on learning a NEW WORD! I'm sure "lulz" (she uses it as an adjective AND a pronoun... lulz) will be a very useful addition to your vocabulary... once you actually learn how to use it properly!
[edit] That's ENOUGH
On July 11th, DivineAngel posted this journal (which has now been deleted), bitching because one of her Kingdom Hearts fanarts were removed due to child pornography. Although softcore, it broke devianTART's submission policy because the fag she drew had a condom in his mouth; and devianTART thinks condoms are "sex toys." She refers to the Admins as "idiots" even though she later sought help from them to get rid of us; oh the irony. But DivineAngel thinks she should be an exception to the rules, because she is dyslexic and can't read them.
When DivineAngel had her fifteen minutes of fame during the epic journal rape of July 24th, the admins of devianTART came to ED to see why she was so popular. They must've felt like inept morons when they revisited the "condom is a sex toy" argument, and on July 29th, they decided to rewrite the rules as they saw fit, so they wouldn't look like retards. You can read the new rule here, but it basically says "STOP DRAWING KINGDOM HEARTS/HARRY POTTER PORN!!1"
Good job devianTART admins! That'll make people think twice before masturbating to anime!
[edit] The Lawyer
On July 18th, DivineAngel posted this to her journal on deviantART, threatening ED with lawlsuit. Everyone on Encyclopedia Dramatica called her bluff because we all know she doesn't have the brain capacity to open the Yellow Pages and find a real lawyer. Any reply to this journal that predicted the lawsuit would fall flat on its face because it was made of fail and AIDS was promptly hidden.
*Note: this article is still up despite the fact that the "lawlsuit" is clearly as real as DivineAngel's majickal powarz and is made of equal parts MASSIVE FAIL!
The lawyer
- Journal Entry: Wed Jul 18, 2007, 6:17 PM
Well this is an amusing story, I was making lunch and I got a call from a Lawyer from out of town. I‘m sure you guys are aware that I have been researching the topic of Encyclopedia Drematica, misquotes and dramatizations.
It turns out when I told Vlad about the d-boards removal he was trying to target members of E.D. in attempts to show them how it felt to their unfortunate victims he is sorry if any one who wasn’t a member wound up in the crossfire.
As for E.D. it turns out THEY ARE NOT protected under the first amendment rights act mainly for misquotes and Deformation of character. Because they have world wide audiences they are actually subject to worse rules than the magazines or papers.
Now I still have to get my dads opinion in the matter in fact I know hes got a reliable Lawyer on speed dial for work purposes since some retailers have taken to wanting to target him when the accountant screws up.
(update)
Just got off the phone to see my options, and I have a announcement to make From now on I'm running a Smear against E.D. Just because they are overseas DOES NOT exempt them from using standard moral practices!
that whatever government decided to protect them might want to think again. Americans have rights and other country's should respect throws rights eve if they don't wish to practice them them selfs.
Oh Noes! She's going to sic the Army on ED's country! Fight on, for the Lulz.
[edit] The lawyer Screenshots Gallery
 Oh noes! She's gonna sic her E-lawyer on us! |
 DivineAngel gets pwned yet again. |
 Even moar pwnage. Will she ever learn? |
 Unsurprisingly, within minutes of posting she's already trying to hide the evidence. |
 ED, you'd better watch out! You're gonna start a NATIONAL DISPUTE! |
 DivineAngel protests against ED's use of American people! |
 Don't mess with America, bitches. |
 Apparently even her LAWYER knows about her majick powers! |
 ED nearly caused DivineAngel to get 'sewed'. |
 This is a case for the hand of the supernatural. |
 The mysterious Vlad, her attorney at lawl. |
[edit] The Lawyer Pt 2
Later on, DivineAngel edited her "The Lawyer" journal, saying that EDiots have fallen into another one of her ingenious traps! Not only is she a magician, she is also a world class troll! Good one guys, amiright?
The lawyer
- Journal Entry: Wed Jul 18, 2007, 6:17 PM
Wow you guys have got to be kidding me? and you called me gullible one.
The call was to inform me that my brothers case was taken care of and they wanted me to relay the message.
as for the rest of it gee who's laughing now?
| —DivineAngel |
 Oh noes, it was another TRAP! SHE SURE FOOLED US! |
 DivineAngel plots her revenge! |
 Nevar again! |
 She can use usernames in her spells now? Shit, guys, we're screwed! |
[edit] A Serious Competitor Approaches
As hinted at in her chat logs DivineAngel is planning to give the oppressive, nazi, minors who run devianTART a run for their money by creating her own art site that will allow things that are against devianTART's apparently ill-defined, unclear, strict rules that don't protect artists from violating them. I think there was some other artfag website that tried this and they just ended up becoming DevianTART Jr.
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- Journal Entry: Fri Jul 20, 2007, 1:04 PM
Ya, that’s right. I can’t tolerate this anymore there isn’t enough red tape for the removal of a deviation, too little clarity on what’s what in the rules and posting policy and a bunch of other thing I’m sure this page could prosper without. One being the indiscreet individuals that troll around hunting for prey or “lulz’s” as thy call it, but that’s another matter.
So I think it’s High time Deviant Art got a little “Serious Competition” they say it does a business good. I’m sick of all the horrifyingly putrid stuff they allow, stuff that could be avoided if they simply thought about it a little more. I’m aware they have to abide by strict rules being a US based business and all but that shouldn’t exempt them from protecting the artist or their forums of self expression no matter what they are. I use to think so highly of this site, now I’m not sure what to think.
[edit] DivineAsshole Causes Cancer Delayed flights and Car Crashes
In an exclusive "private" note interview, DivineAsshole had this to say:
From: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:04:58 PM
they think this is funny!
and the immage isnt porn it was deemd not mature enough to be erotic in nature.
To: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:07:25 PM
Not mature enough?
From: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:11:55 PM
Yep I tryed asking a Erotic art community if they would host it (to see how true the porn claim was) they actualy asked why it was removed from DA to begin with.
the only answer I had to give them was the excusse I recived from DA ("it contained an adult toy") needless to say the fact that DA woudl consider a condom an adult toy kinda still makes me laugh, its hosted on Hentai Foundry since they host ALL kinda of mature art they just specalize in Erotic arts, and porn.
I dont really draw Porn im not too good at it, but im prety good at Erotic
To: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:14:55 PM
The person posting all over your wall said it was of children? Did you draw children in an erotic way?
From: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:17:23 PM
the youngest character was 19 and a shirtless female but you couldnt see the brest, she had em covered with her hands the only thing adult about it was teh condom in the guys mouth.
To: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:23:35 PM
Okay. I think I understand. But what is this, the person said you... you threatened to hex people? As a person who knows much about voodoo and other arts of that nature, I do not understand this. Did you mean that? Do you know how to truly hex people? This is something that interests me greatly.
From: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:27:59 PM
o.o PAH oh please.
The worst I can do to someone is alter their karma to make it look like a curse, or call on a few vodoo witchdoctor friends of mine to get them off my back. I don't really care how they choice to handle thing but they have managed to keep the hazers from highschool for paying me a personal visit so im not complaigning about their methiods.
To: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:32:17 PM
You have shaman friends? Tell me more! It is a topic I enjoy.
From: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:36:44 PM
Not sure its by chance I was able to find out about them being of the supernatural something with my Empathy.
I dotn ask they don't tell
To: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:53:17 PM
You have Empathy... as in a special power? Like magic?
From: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:54:57 PM
The abilty to read projected emotions.
To: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 2:59:08 PM
I know what it is. You can do this?
From: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 3:05:03 PM
only slightly its been on and off lately like someones attempting to kill it or someething.
To: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 3:14:23 PM
You think someone is after you, psychic-ly?
From: ~DivineAngel Date: Jul 20, 2007, 3:45:31 PM
Its a possibility, I remember oneperson first person I ever tested the abilty to minipluate karma on and belive me this bitch had it comming BAD, She was most possiby the most vein person you would ever meet so I made her karma target her vanity! a week later she was not only ina difigureing car crash but was diegnosed with cancer and had to under-go kemo.
In conclusion: Kingdom Hearts' male main character hid his breasts the entire game.
[edit] Journal RAPE
On July 24th, in response to DivineAngel becoming a featured article on Encyclopedia Dramatica and an extremely easy to troll lulz-cow, she posted a journal stating that she and her friend "Tsuki" mooned us all on her forum; where after DivineAngel and her imaginary friend Tsuki (which is actually weeaboo speak for "moon") had much lawls over their imaginary victory. For a long time, the journal had only three replies, which were all hidden; and then nothing happened because nobody gave a crap and knew she was making it all up. Then later, some real heroes by the name of Whuzzup and RetardSmasher spammed the hell out of her journal and main page. The damage to her journal was so extensive it actually became the "most popular" journal in deviantART (which actually means it just got a buttload of replies). The admins took one look at the journal and said "fuck this shit, I'm not cleaning this mess up" and made her baleet the journal.
June 29th, her LadyHisoka account gets spammed with 8 pages of spam.
 Uh-Oh she's rallying the troops! We're in for it! |
 IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNNNDDD!!1 |
 WHERE DA HOOD AT?! |
 DivineAngel had the most popular journal of the day thanks to us. |
 Her response to our epic raid, which was later raided, then BALEETED. |
June 29th, her LadyHisoka account gets spammed with 8 pages of spam by some guy called Raikage123.
[edit] Memorable Quotes
- "That is a violation of ethnic standers!"
- "This sight is filled to the brim with imbeciles!"
- "the world dosent revolv around your penus!"
- "when will tyou fucking learn KARMA IS REAL! and if you sin in my presence well you are about to find out why im called DivineAngel!"
- "you can’t look at it and see what you want, you have to see what’s there and the flaws are part of the artwork."
- "Let me tell you somethign If i had such ignorance i would haev comitted sucide a long time ago."
- "DO NOT ever dare attack my original art again little whore, Because it will be of the supernatural that you would to face"
- "You badmouthed my friend Belittled me And pissed off a Celestial Alliance, lucky for you they are letting me handle you personally! And don’t think you are going to get off easy."
- "If you can't make a valid point perhaps you shouldn't post! I sentience ye to the pits of the nine, may you whiteness their horrors each night till sunrise. Be this your punishment till you learn to act more accordingly."
- "you have no idea the power I have do you."
- "people if you are goign ot fuck with someone out of Spyte DO NOT FUCK WITH ME! its a very bad idea fopr more than just I dont have to use the sight to reak havoc with your plains. Also little brat plesant dreams... I curse you! you will now feel the pain you inflict on all life as if it was your own! enjoy!"
- "OMFG I have screenshots that may bust soemone so bad it isn't funny screenshots that feature art predating the apperince IN JAPAN of certin silver, gold, and crystal version pokemon! can we say someone got buisted!"
- "a flame is a insult no matter how you decide to suagr-coat it, is not proper Critique, and only exists for one purpuse. now the definition say the same basic thing AND nor or AND meanign if you cant say anything good its a flame and there fore not nessary, if you cant say anthign bad its a compliment eather way you spread this it dosent matter much the definitions are clear how people can confuse them or see whats not ther eis beyond me."
- "You are a pawn, and you are trying to take a creator beyond your comprehension."
- "heres a hint when 2 and 2 don't make 4 look for the missing number."
- "Opions make horrible critisisum because its YOUR opion, this does not mean that others share the same vew on it."
- "You want to talk about horrible art At least I try and add soem cilility and class to my design."
- "Go fuck a tree perhaps you will feel better!"
- "But Thats life, and its hard to make lemon-aid when someone keeps dumping the pitcher."
- "Oh I'm sorry MINORS aren't allowed to comment!"
- "May the spirits of the dead rip you asunder you vile beast!"
- "And i thought you knew, I don't play fair when I make a smear, but I do play by the proper rules."
- "your idea of weak is flawed."
- "I DO NOT support ED articles as they are filled to the brim with misquotes and ethnic violations."
- "Speritualist Empath, and let me tell you for the rumor that the computer protects you from everything; well when you see what I do you tend to understand that Words are one thing but Intentions can never be hidden."
- "I actually can't make prints here because every time i try i get that freak squad breathing down my thought.
- "And i thought you knew, I don't play fair when I make a smear, but I do play by the proper rules."
- "Don't mess with America."
- "Why would a mere child know about something i spent my whole life devolved in?"
- "I should also add they the "law" says nothing about the events that will soon topple the ed empire."
- "you have serious mantle issues!"
- "My Prints are more or less targeted to cretin types of buyers"
- "Facts the only facts they were presenting were opinions, and that by no stretch of the imagination is critisium."
- "I need two things for my plains, a forum of identification, a user name works nicely; thou most often a hair or toenail is expressed thou this is genetic or blood soul, and the spell itself."
- "...I have been a bussy little bee today..."
- "Oh but this is just the bigining, dispite sapping every pinney the ED has they will ensure a "copycat" never appers by taking it opon themself to SMEAR the living hell out of that kinda of humor!"
- "Anti- spam request plez!"
- "i got skilz k?"
- "Don't you guys get it THIS IS revenge YOU fucked with my forum now I'M fucking with you. Oh but I'm not done yet I have the most lovely parting gift for you and your foul spiritualists a "Dance of elders" and since they plucked my mind knowing of a simple spell as this is no huge task!however they have not the means to retaliate this one and it DOES hit hard! basically I'm a shamed of you you think you would have asked Zyphen my habits in highschool"
- Its obvious that people have been ignoring ED fro too long!
- "let me tell ya something YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DRAMA you assholes want drama ohh boi I can't because YOU CANT HANDLE DRAMA"
- "DO NOT BE A GRAMMER NATI ABOUT THIS!"
- "ATTENTION ALL SATINISTS THIS WANNABE HIGH PRIEST FORGOT TO PAY HOMAGE TO HIS SACRIFICES NEUTRALITY BEFORE COMMITTING THEM THUS THEY WERE UNFIT AND AS SUCH HE IS NOW OPEN TO YOUR LOVELY CARE."
- "Ya because you are a rotten bitch!"
- " Get a life lousier!"
- "You were blocked before have the balls to stay blocked you whore!"
- "you need to learn to shit the fuck up!!!"
- "This is about something that has been classified as Tabooed in the art filed."
- "and for the idiot that called me a heretic, I have NEVER drawn hate art towards or of another artist., I never go personal when someone acts like a complete immature child."
- "Its(plagiarism) more tabooed than childpron, and only because some country's don't think twice about the later."
- "NO correcting other members spelling as it WILL be considered Trolling."
- "Im going ot make you look like a ocmplete and tostal imbicvel here."
[edit] DivineAngel KNOWS ART
Step aside! DivineAngel knows Art, and she'll literally bite you, if you say otherwise, as proven with this selection of screencaps, where she clearly refused to answer a very simple question any other half-assed artist would know. Goatse > DivineAsshole's art. It was proved she knows more about art than any other artist who spent 5 years locked in an art college. SHE'S A TRUE ARTIST!
 Don't you get it, guys? Quality doesn't matter! it's all about the simplicity of art! |
 I suggest you get shots in case she goes through with that threat. What if her crazy is contagious?! |
 DivineAngel don't need no edumacation! SHE KNOWS ART! |
 Ducks, grass, and wolves. This one doesn't even need a witty caption! |
 Moar irony! |
 Omg mythical creatures dont need anatomy. |
 See, I was drawing in the rain... |
 Omg scifi is suppose to be weird. |
As we can see here, she clearly knows what she's talking about. This is no doubt due to her years of traveling the world as a pagan witch god, and a secret agent against The Lulz Organization. She's probably seen and done it all! How could anyone ever compare?
She seems to dabble in a number of media, marker being her apparent favorite. She utilizes childlike simplicity and purposely makes her art bad to make the simplicity more pronounced. She also signs nearly each of her pictures with her username, and a finger print. It is unknown what is used to produce this fingerprint, but one could assume it is the blood of all the Lulz Members that she killed with her mind powers.
It is unknown why she doesn't utilize their blood into more of her artwork. Perhaps it is too curdled for her artistic needs!
[edit] A Musical Interlude by JAG-01
The Ballad of DivineAngel
There once was an angel who was so divine,
But she had a bad rep because she loved to whine,
Everytime somebody told her that her artwork really stunk,
She'd break out in tears, and holler out F***!
CHORUS: Diviiiiiine, DivineAngel, the crybaby of DA!
She breaks rules often and she breaks them hard
By pitching her fits and acting like a 'tard,
She claims that she cannot read worth a danged crap,
Yet she writes well enough to keep from shutting her trap.
CHORUS: Diviiiiiine, DivineAngel, and Borderline Dys-lex-i-a!
One day MarieChan came to her and said,
"No one'll buy your prints, they'll keep a-movin' instead."
But she got bent out of shape and she screamed and she cried,
Don't dare tell her she's wrong, or your comment she'll hide.
CHORUS: Diviiiiiine, DivineAngel, the queen of all of failed drama!
Now everybody tells her "Will you please calm down!
You only make yourself look like a clown!"
She's the kind of person who repulses Colonel Sanders,
She points to ED, and screams "ETHNIC STANDERS!"
CHORUS: Diviiiiiine, DivineAngel, this summer's great lolcow!
She kept on fussing and she wouldn't pipe down,
Yet everybody enjoys having her around!
See, it's been so long since we've lolled this hard,
At this kind of logic from a stupid retard.
CHORUS: Diviiiiiine, DivineAngel, this summer's great lolcow!
Too bad for us this chick is bound to be banned
By the DA Staff and their iron hand.
'Twill be a great loss of the object of our laughter,
'Cause then we'll have to wait, see who's comin' in after.
CHORUS: Diviiiiiine, DivineAngel! Let's all lol while we still caaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!
[edit] DivineAngel doesn't have to listen to reason
An anonymous user actually took pity on this pathetic lolcow and sent her a note trying to explain to her the reason this page exists. It reads:
DivineAngel,
What you are about to read is for your own good, as someone needs to finally explain to you in very minute detail, just WHY people are treating you the way they are. I have taken it upon myself to inform you of this so that you may be better equipped to handle things on this big place we call, the internet.
Do you know why people get written about on Encyclopedia Dramatica? For the "lulz" yes, but also for another reason, how they act. The people who managed to get written about are usually hypocritical, stupid, melodramatic, or egotistical, and everyone laughs at them for it.
The people who write on ED thrive on drama(it's even in the NAME for christssakes), and you fed them well enough to transform a tiny article into a front page feature. It would have died out sooner had you realized that you're only making matters worse by giving them the drama they crave. The attention just gives them more and more power, it's been proven time and time again, just look at the other deviants who got themselves onto ED here and here I suggest you read them very thoroughly.
Here you are whining and moaning about how everyone is out to get you, you sound just like a child who cries "you must HATE me!" when his parents won't buy him the junkfood he wants and instead make him eat his broccoli.
And like broccoli, sometimes, seeing how you come across to others is good for you. Just look at the page, look at how you're coming across to people! You hide every comment that doesn't agree with you, you block users at the drop of a hat, you threaten people with "hexes", which goes against one of the most BASIC rules of spell casting, you start rambling on about voodoo and witch doctors. You sound like an insane child, how can you possibly live with yourself knowing this? You may just rival Snapesnogger for the title of "Paris Hilton of DeviantART" with all of your acting up. Why not, instead of going on some psuedo moral crusade against a WEBSITE, you work on reforming your attitude?
For starters, stop threatening everyone with some nameless supernatural force for merely giving CRITIQUE!! That is the very thing this site is for, or what it's supposed to be for. This is not some circle jerk fanart site like Y! or HentaiFoundry, this is a place for real artists to get real critique so they can make real improvement in their art. So unless you plan on getting thicker skin, I suggest you keep your art off DeviantART.
Second, don't give in to the knee jerk reaction to, well, react. It does you no good to prove people right when they're calling you whinny, egotistical, and batshit insane. If you would look at the amount of screenshots on the article, they date back from the beginning of the article, to a few days ago. All of them documenting you behaving just as the article describes you. This is not bullying, this is pointing out the very obvious.
Third, quit changing your story. you go from lawlsuit to hex, back and fourth just like a pendulum. And every time you need to cover your ass, you scream "IT WERE TRAP!!!". I'm sorry to say it, but no one believes you, mainly because of your inconsistency. So far, no one has mysteriously found boils on their skin or a subpoena in the mail. We've called your bluff, and you've shown us you're just an "Internet Tough Guy" trying to scare everyone with your "majik powers" and "lawyer friend"
And another thing, you should thank your lucky stars that the admins took pity on you. If the choice were up to me, I would have banned you long ago. You create child porn and then claim it's not child porn because you "aged" the characters. I'm sorry, but it just doesn't work that way. The characters in question were minors according to their age in the game, therefore, off limits. If you have a problem with DA being required BY LAW to not allow any kind of sexual material with characters that are MINORS ACCORDING TO THEIR ORIGINAL AGES, then this really isn't the place for you.
You bitch and moan about how the mods are "15 year olds" and "idiots", and yet they still come to your rescue when /b/tards and EDiots ravage your page. So in essence, you owe them a huge apology. For backing you up, for banning the people who spammed your page, for getting rid of the spam, you owe them big.
In conclusion, start acting your age, grow a spine, and quit feeding the EDiots lulz and they'll go away.
~anon.
In typical lolcow fashion, DivineAngel provided this rebuttal:
refuses to listen to someone who will never get it
And she's right, we still don't get how someone could be such a dumbass, and still manage to breathe. Truly a conundrum for Darwinism.
[edit] Speaking in "latian"
According to a now hidden comment, DivineAngel knows "latian". Now her most recent gibberish obviously isn't Latin, but a random TART cleared things up when they revealed that it was Al Bhed, and she was merely running most of her posts through a translator. Go ahead an try it on some of her responses.
| —TejehaYhkam |
[edit] It Was My Roommate!
In her latest attempt to banish the mirthful trolls from her devianTART page, and possibly as her attempt at a final solution, Divine is now claiming the shenanigans she's spawned over the past month or so were not her doing, but a mysterious male roommate of hers that apparently has access to her devianTART and MSN and forum accounts. Yes, everything between July 15th and August 23rd, the hexings, the cursings, the ethnic standers, the butthurt, was all carried out by this roommate while the real Divine was away at a "clensing".
Divine managed to post the above journal with little to no spelling errors and halfway decent grammar as part of her clever ruse, but after that it seemed like she couldn't be bothered to run all her comments through a spellchecker and the "real" Divine started to sound a whole lot like the mysterious masquerading roommate. Report all lulz related to this incident here! After DivineAngel realized that nobody was swallowing her bullshit lies, she baleeted the journal and left the interwebs until she can think up another clever cover.
[edit] Becoming the Roommate
Soon after OMG LEAVING TEH INTARWEBZ, DivineAngel brought her faggotry to a whole new level by posing as her weeaboo "rooommate" on DevianTART as LadyHisoka. How clever. In spite of failed attempts to clean up her grammar and pose as a respectable member of the TART community, if such a person exists, she was quickly found out due to her fatal inability to spell ethic standards properly and her general inclination to be a complete fucktard. It would also have helped if she had thought to not post the exact same birthdate as her original persona claimed to be, but perhaps that's just expecting too much from her. She nonetheless continued to deny the whole thing and be a self-righteous e-go-whore.
[edit] The Roommate Gallery
 Even speaking english, nobody knows what the hell she's saying! But we do know she was spired the grotesque details |
 DivineAngel being a bitch and making the above claims about her roommate |
 Exactly why her clever ruse is not so clever. |
 Some TARTlet bringin' the truth and calling Divine on her bullshit |
 Posting on the internet leaves a spirit trail! |
 Wow, spelling "ethics" as "ethnics" must be contagious. |
 They share the exact same birthday, too. |
 More needless asshattery. |
 Not only is she talking to herself, but she pulled her trademark, hiding a comment. Uh-oh! |
[edit] A STARTLING INCIDENT!
Proof that DivineAngel IS LadyHisoka by her own stupid mouth?
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/671810/628640890
Here we hope to collect evidence - preferably from the word of Divine / Hisoka herself - that they are indeed the same person. This shouldnt be too difficult, as it is so fucking obvious that it's insulting.
 Oh, Divine, you silly girl you... |
 She truly is a complete fucktard, isnt she? |
Thank you DivineAngel, your supreme dumbfuckery never fails to bring a smile to our faces.
[edit] DivineOrgy
Last Thursday, DivineAsshole made the tactically ingenious decision to fend off the trolls by employing all of her accounts, including a brand new incarnation of evil. She continued to claim that one of the accounts was her roommate, who had also taken control of her original account to keep her off the TART, in spite of overwhelming evidence.
After several days and at least a 1000 more idiotic posts about her fake roommate, her connection with a higher power, and general denial of several counts of being a complete fuckwit, Divine finally succeded in banning fucking everyone except a handful of trolls and soon-to-be-banned TARTlets who either actually bought her bullshit, or were just toying with her at this point. She then tried to woo over some of the remainder by claiming to have been experimenting with trolling. LOL IT WAS ALL A JOKE GUYZ YOU CAN STOP NOW. Her lolcow tendencies have continued to arise since then, however, and frequently.
This Thursday, Divine posted a new journal entry on her ScarletDivine account, spewing the same attention whore shit as always, while stating that she can nevar return to devianTART evar again due to extreme butthurt. Of course she's still been posting new contests and delivering witty retorts as always, but we can only hope it will truly end soon. Though many of us know this will probably not be the last we see of DivineLolcow, we can also stand to say good fucking riddance you fat fucking weeaboo TARTlet.
[edit] Latest Lulz
About 5 minutes ago, the Lulzcow posted a journal entry refusing to go to Conceptart, claiming they have a "fine arts" clause. They don't have such a clause. However, they do probably have a talent clause, and her shitty art will be torn apart.
[edit] OH NOES!
On her latest journal Lady Hisoka/Divine has issued her ultimatum to ED! http://ladyhisoka.deviantart.com/journal/17021930/
WE'RE FUCKED!
[edit] DivineAngels and Lady-Hisoka
This perhaps isn’t really relevant to the article, but I thought it was amusing none the less. Two/one troll(s) has made these spoof Divineangel and LadyHisoka accounts on DevianTART. In the end, both accounts were banned for violating ethnic standers.
Lady-HisokaBANNEDDivineAngelsBANNED
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 my ear lobe is bleeding! |
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 The source of all evil… |
[edit] Phobia of Mudkips
On April 1st, 2008, in a controversial act of lulz-mongering and a last-ditch effort to appear cool, the DevianTART staff replaced every avatar image on the site with Mudkips. What followed was a 14 hour orgy of butthurt complaints about how DevianTART was abusing a SERVICE that I PAID FOR and how IF THEY DON'T CHANGE BACK MY AVATAR AND GIVE ME A REFUND I WILL LEAVE THE SITE FOREVER AND SUE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. Thousands of thirteen year old boys lost at least 100 dollars in income as potential clients took one look at the artists' juvenile avatars and decided to purchase their traced Dragon Ball Z fan art elsewhere. But no one was so traumatized as DivineAngel, who has developed an acute fear of the creatures:
| —DivineAngel, victim of Mudkips |
Lulz scientists have dubbed this phenomenon Post-Trolling Stress Disorder, and are researching ways to exacerbate the problem as much as possible.
 Its fully evolved state is quite powerful in its own rite. |