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DivineAngel is a whiny lol-cow and Snapesnogger wannabe with the grammatical skills of a monkey. She becomes profoundly butthurt when contradicted, and will throw a tantrum whenever she feels that her rights on DeviantART have been violated. Like many Tartlets, Divine loves posting lulz filled journals, hiding comments and deleting said journals when the trolls come to play. Putting an interesting spin on things, Divine is also apparently some sort of witch threatening to Hex all those who made this ED page.

“	Oh god the spam is still here!!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SEE IT????	„
—DivineAngel, on seeing shit others can't

Contents 1 Drama 2 Pagantastic! 3 It's a TRAP! 4 That's ENOUGH 5 The Lawyer 6 A Serious Competitor Approaches 7 Journal RAPE 8 DivineAngel KNOWS ART 9 It Was My Roommate! 9.1 Becoming the Roommate 10 DivineOrgy 10.1 The Hurricane and the New Sock Puppet 11 And Everything Else 11.1 Assorted Shit 11.2 Screenshots 11.3 Memorable Quotes 11.4 Troll Art 12 External Links

Drama

The drama was started when another user on DeviantART, MarieChan, told DivineAngel that she would not be able to earn $200 a month by selling her shitty prints. Hearing this, DivineAngel threw a giant E-Tantrum, posting in the forums as well as making another whiny journal. People soon discovered the plentiful lulz she provided and flocked to her page.

She also claims to be borderline Dyslexic which she uses to try and explain why her spelling is shit, and why "she can't read the rules." She ignores the fact that plenty of Dyslexic people can do both of those things just fine, and continues to try and use her disability as an excuse for being a Dumbass.

“	I can't keep up with the rules because I'm borderline dyslexic, I can barely read as it is!	„
—DivineAngel

“	Borderline dyslexic means you're almost dyslexic, meaning that it doesn't affect you as much as those who have full blown dyslexia. And I know people with dyslexia who can read perfectly fine, so that's a pretty stupid excuse.	„
—FlyinPingu

“	since when did the definition from 10 years ago change?	„
—DivineAngel's response

DivineAngel, like her hero, Snapesnogger, doesn't know how to take constructive criticism, and if you offer her any she'll accuse you of insulting her, spamming, flaming, trolling and cyber terrorism. She will then hide the offending comment and block you from her page, because she is a spineless coward.

She also enjoys writing long, pretentious descriptions of her artwork in hopes that people will not notice that it is crap.

Here are some examples:

DivineAngel defies modern tradition!

You just keep telling yourself that. (Defying "tridition" this time.)

Check out the "grace" and "feminine" appeal!

DivineAngel is also intensely paranoid, and seems to believe that the DA staff is out to get her! She appears to think that they are just picking on her (never mind that she violated policy by posting Kingdom Hearts kiddie pr0n or anything). What DivineAngel needs to realize is that she is, in fact, not that important.

On more than one occasion, DivineAngel has been shown to have internet tough guy tendencies, threatening to curse people, hex them, kick their ass, or use her majik powers on them.

Pagantastic!

DivineAngel is also a Pagan. Popular definition of pagan is "a person who is not a Christian, Jew, or Muslim." So she could really be anything. But we're going to assume that like most dumbasses on the internet, she thinks it means Wiccan.

Wicca is a hippie religion often taken up by 16 year old girls in order to appear speshul and different from other 16 year old girls. A popular saying that sums up Wiccan ethics is "an it harm none, do what ye will" which means as long as you don't hurt anyone, you can do whatever shit you want to.

As usual DivineAngel is far too important to follow any silly rules, so she ignores this saying completely and often threatens to hex people. Too bad for her that Wiccans also believe in "the threefold law", which states that if you do something bad to someone, something bad will happen back to you, but three times worse. OH SNAP!

History has shown that the only way to deal with witches is to burn them. While setting fire to her body may in fact be a fun project, ED recommends the burning take the form of pointing out her stupidity in the most lulzworthy ways possible.

Methods can include but are not limited to:

• Asking how many prints she's sold yet.
• Telling her the real definition of dyslexia.
• Commenting with true and useful tips on improving her artwork.
• Trying to explain that "constructive criticism" doesn't need to have something positive in it.
• Making fun of her inability to read and follow rules.
• Leaving so many comments that it's hard for her to hide them all.
• Correcting her grammar or spelling.
• Screencapping her stupidity.
• Telling her Paganism is a fairytalistic religion.
• Going to her page and letting her know just how retarded she really is.
• Ask for video proof that she really is an angel and see if she can fly off a building. If not, she fails herself.
• Talking to her for five consecutive minutes.
• And adding to this Article.

DivineAngel also often mysteriously refers to some sort of higher beings. Are they her heathen gods? Or... something else?! She also seems to believe that she has magikal majikal powers! We have collected many of these puzzling quotes for your inspection.

• "DO NOT ever dare attack my original art again little whore, Because it will be of the supernatural that you would to face"

• "you have no idea the power I have do you."

• "when will tyou fucking learn KARMA IS REAL! and if you sin in my presence well you are about to find out why im called DivineAngel!"

• "You badmouthed my friend Belittled me And pissed off a Celestial Alliance, lucky for you they are letting me handle you personally! And don’t think you are going to get off easy."

• "Vek no almen tel dor naeem!"

• "ALAH HU ACKBAR MAJIK JIHADI!"

What "powers" does she possess? What is this about the "supernatural"? And what exactly is the "Celestial Alliance"? All this and more, in next week's episode!

It's a TRAP!

After much trolling, Divine lifted her head high and scoffed in the face of ED and all those that opposed her. It was all a trap! OH NOEZ! Turns out it was all a clever ploy to get various Trolls and Unsavory Types brought to the attention of the DeviantART Staff! Too bad DA Admins don't actually give a fuck about what goes on with their website.

“	we have been trying this for a long time since before you knew us this all was a TRAP	„
—DivineAngel

“	Congrats you LULZ scum you fell right into the trap!	„
—DivineAngel

“	I haev to thank the LULZ for falling so willingly into this little Trap! NOW all that is left if for the Deviant Staff to sort out the ones they don't want here and the ones that are just curious and brave.	„
—DivineAngel

“	and well said my dear but I must reveal that it was indeed a set up! we lined em up like little ducks for the staff here. Anti Idiot has been trying to kill lulz for 10 years now, or at least reveal their true colors.	„
—DivineAngel

“	I have to thank all you ducks for lining up like good little mallards!	„
—DivineAngel

“	NO more off topic posting our mission is a success, we have all the screen shots we will ever need. thanks to Divine Angel's effort, we now know the lulz are a bunch under-age hoodlums that think violating ethnic standers is "cool" any help in bringing the full party of the lulz to justice will be appreciated.	„
—DivineAngel pretending to be someone else - on the full party of the lulz

“	Oh Anti Idiot set up a trap for lulz but it appears the DA staff isn't interested in removing them from the sight.	„
—DivineAngel - saying why we never felt the repercussions of this trap.

Well, we'd better give up now, guys! But congratulations to DivineAngel on learning a NEW WORD! I'm sure "lulz" (she uses it as an adjective AND a pronoun... lulz) will be a very useful addition to your vocabulary... once you actually learn how to use it properly!

That's ENOUGH

On July 11th, DivineAngel posted this journal (which has now been deleted), bitching because one of her Kingdom Hearts fanarts were removed due to child pornography. Although softcore, it broke devianTART's submission policy because, like your typical dumbshit, she drew a condom in his mouth; and devianTART thinks condoms are "sex toys." She refers to the Admins as "idiots" even though she later sought help from them to get rid of us. DivineAngel thinks she should be an exception to the rules, because she is dyslexic and can't read them.

When DivineAngel had her fifteen minutes of fame during the epic journal rape of July 24th, the admins of devianTART came to ED to see why she was so popular. They must've felt like inept morons when they revisited the "condom is a sex toy" argument, and on July 29th, they decided to rewrite the rules as they saw fit, so they wouldn't look like retards. You can read the new rule here, but it basically says "STOP DRAWING KINGDOM HEARTS/HARRY POTTER PORN!!1"

The Lawyer

On July 18th, DivineAngel posted this to her journal on deviantART, threatening ED with lawlsuit. Everyone on Encyclopedia Dramatica called her bluff because we all know she doesn't have the brain capacity to open the Yellow Pages and find a real lawyer. Any reply to this journal that predicted the lawsuit would fall flat on its face because it was made of fail and AIDS was promptly hidden.

The lawyer

• Journal Entry: Wed Jul 18, 2007, 6:17 PM

Well this is an amusing story, I was making lunch and I got a call from a Lawyer from out of town. I‘m sure you guys are aware that I have been researching the topic of Encyclopedia Drematica, misquotes and dramatizations.

It turns out when I told Vlad about the d-boards removal he was trying to target members of E.D. in attempts to show them how it felt to their unfortunate victims he is sorry if any one who wasn’t a member wound up in the crossfire.

As for E.D. it turns out THEY ARE NOT protected under the first amendment rights act mainly for misquotes and Deformation of character. Because they have world wide audiences they are actually subject to worse rules than the magazines or papers.

Now I still have to get my dads opinion in the matter in fact I know hes got a reliable Lawyer on speed dial for work purposes since some retailers have taken to wanting to target him when the accountant screws up.

(update)

Just got off the phone to see my options, and I have a announcement to make From now on I'm running a Smear against E.D. Just because they are overseas DOES NOT exempt them from using standard moral practices!

that whatever government decided to protect them might want to think again. Americans have rights and other country's should respect throws rights eve if they don't wish to practice them them selfs.

Later on, DivineAngel edited her "The Lawyer" journal, saying that EDiots have fallen into another one of her ingenious traps! Not only is she a magician, she is also a world class troll! Good one guys, amiright?

The lawyer

• Journal Entry: Wed Jul 18, 2007, 6:17 PM

Wow you guys have got to be kidding me? and you called me gullible one.

The call was to inform me that my brothers case was taken care of and they wanted me to relay the message.

as for the rest of it gee who's laughing now?

“	HAHAHAH you think I would use a lawyer for something that is best solved by the hand of the supernatural you fools have given me all I need!	„
—DivineAngel

Lawyer Screenshots

Oh noes! She's gonna sic her E-lawyer on us! DivineAngel gets pwned yet again. Even moar pwnage. Will she ever learn?

Unsurprisingly, within minutes of posting she's already trying to hide the evidence. ED, you'd better watch out! You're gonna start a NATIONAL DISPUTE! DivineAngel protests against ED's use of American people! Don't mess with America, bitches. Apparently even her LAWYER knows about her majick powers! ED nearly caused DivineAngel to get 'sewed'. This is a case for the hand of the supernatural. The mysterious Vlad, her attorney at lawl. Oh noes, it was another TRAP! SHE SURE FOOLED US! DivineAngel plots her revenge! Nevar again! She can use usernames in her spells now? Shit, guys, we're screwed!

A Serious Competitor Approaches

As hinted at in her chat logs DivineAngel planned on giving the oppressive, Nazi, minors who run DeviantART a run for their money by creating her own art site that will allow things that are against DeviantART's apparently ill-defined, unclear, strict rules that don't protect artists from violating them. There was some other artfag website that tried this and they just ended up becoming DeviantART Jr.

• Journal Entry: Fri Jul 20, 2007, 1:04 PM

Ya, that’s right. I can’t tolerate this anymore there isn’t enough red tape for the removal of a deviation, too little clarity on what’s what in the rules and posting policy and a bunch of other thing I’m sure this page could prosper without. One being the indiscreet individuals that troll around hunting for prey or “lulz’s” as thy call it, but that’s another matter.

So I think it’s High time Deviant Art got a little “Serious Competition” they say it does a business good. I’m sick of all the horrifyingly putrid stuff they allow, stuff that could be avoided if they simply thought about it a little more. I’m aware they have to abide by strict rules being a US based business and all but that shouldn’t exempt them from protecting the artist or their forums of self expression no matter what they are. I use to think so highly of this site, now I’m not sure what to think.

Journal RAPE

On July 24th, in response to DivineAngel becoming a featured article on Encyclopedia Dramatica and an extremely easy to troll lulz-cow, she posted a journal stating that she and her friend "Tsuki" mooned us all on her forum; where after DivineAngel and her imaginary friend Tsuki (which is actually weeaboo speak for "moon") had much lawls over their imaginary victory. For a long time, the journal had only three replies, which were all hidden; and then nothing happened because nobody gave a crap and knew she was making it all up. Then later, some real heroes by the name of Whuzzup and RetardSmasher spammed the hell out of her journal and main page. The damage to her journal was so extensive it actually became the "most popular" journal in deviantART garnering it plenty more attention. The admins took one look at the journal and said "fuck this shit, I'm not cleaning this mess up" and made her baleet the journal.

Uh-Oh she's rallying the troops! We're in for it!	IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNNNDDD!!1	WHERE DA HOOD AT?!	DivineAngel had the most popular journal of the day thanks to us.
Her response to our epic raid, which was later raided, then BALEETED.

DivineAngel KNOWS ART

Step aside! DivineAngel knows Art. Below is a collection of screen caps displaying Divines' inability to accept critique, and refusal to answer simple questions that even the shittiest of artists would know.

Screenshots

Don't you get it, guys? Quality doesn't matter! it's all about the simplicity of art! I suggest you get shots in case she goes through with that threat. What if her crazy is contagious?! DivineAngel don't need no edumacation! SHE KNOWS ART!

Ducks, grass, and wolves. This one doesn't even need a witty caption! Moar irony! Omg mythical creatures don't need anatomy. See, I was drawing in the rain... Omg scifi is suppose to be weird. oh shit son!, she's a member of an art league!..

As we can see here, she clearly knows what she's talking about. This is no doubt due to her years of traveling the world as a pagan witch god, and a secret agent against The Lulz Organization. She's probably seen and done it all! How could anyone ever compare?

She seems to dabble in a number of media, marker being her apparent favorite. She utilizes childlike simplicity and purposely makes her art bad to make the simplicity more pronounced. She also signs nearly each of her pictures with her username, and a finger print. It is unknown what is used to produce this fingerprint, but one could assume it is the blood of all the Lulz Members that she killed with her mind powers.

It is unknown why she doesn't utilize their blood into more of her artwork. Perhaps it is too curdled for her artistic needs!

It Was My Roommate!

In her latest attempt to banish the mirthful trolls from her DeviantART page, and possibly as her attempt at a final solution, Divine is now claiming the shenanigans she's spawned over the past month or so were not her doing, but a mysterious male roommate of hers that apparently has access to her DeviantART and MSN and forum accounts. Yes, everything between July 15th and August 23rd, the hexing, the cursing, the ethnic standers, the butthurt, was all carried out by this roommate while the real Divine was away at a "cleansing". Note the similar method of typing, where it looks like someone was fucking with her and disconnecting her keyboard as she was typing, resulting in her horrible spelling.

Divine managed to post the above journal with little to no spelling errors and halfway decent grammar as part of her clever ruse, but after that it seemed like she couldn't be bothered to run all her comments through a spellchecker and the "real" Divine started to sound a whole lot like the mysterious masquerading roommate. After DivineAngel realized that nobody was swallowing her bullshit lies, she baleeted the journal and left the interwebs until she can think up another clever cover.

Becoming the Roommate

Soon after OMG LEAVING TEH INTARWEBZ, DivineAngel brought her faggotry to a whole new level by posing as her weeaboo "roommate" on DevianTART as LadyHisoka. How clever. In spite of failed attempts to clean up her grammar and pose as a respectable member of the TART community, if such a person exists, she was quickly found out due to her fatal inability to spell ethic standards properly and her general inclination to be a complete fucktard. It would also have helped if she had thought to not post the exact same birth date as her original persona claimed to be, but perhaps that's just expecting too much from her. She nonetheless continued to deny the whole thing and be a self-righteous e-go-whore.

The Roomate Gallery

Even speaking English, nobody knows what the hell she's saying! But we do know she was spired the grotesque details DivineAngel being a bitch and making the above claims about her roommate Exactly why her clever ruse is not so clever.

Some TARTlet bringin' the truth and calling Divine on her bullshit Posting on the internet leaves a spirit trail! Wow, spelling "ethics" as "ethnics" must be contagious. They share the exact same birthday, too. More needless asshattery. Not only is she talking to herself, but she pulled her trademark, hiding a comment. Uh-oh! Oh, Divine, you silly girl you... She truly is a complete fucktard, isnt she?

DivineOrgy

Last Thursday, DivineAsshole made the tactically ingenious decision to fend off the trolls by employing all of her accounts, including a brand new incarnation of evil. She continued to claim that one of the accounts was her roommate, who had also taken control of her original account to keep her off the TART, in spite of overwhelming evidence.

After several days and at least a 1000 more idiotic posts about her fake roommate, her connection with a higher power, and general denial of several counts of being a complete fuckwit, Divine finally succeeded in banning fucking everyone except a handful of trolls and soon-to-be-banned TARTlets who either actually bought her bullshit, or were just toying with her at this point. She then tried to woo over some of the remainder by claiming to have been experimenting with trolling. LOL IT WAS ALL A JOKE GUYZ YOU CAN STOP NOW. Her lolcow tendencies have continued to arise since then, however, and frequently.

This Thursday, Divine posted a new journal entry on her ScarletDivine account, spewing the same attention whore shit as always, while stating that she can nevar return to devianTART evar again due to extreme butthurt. Of course she's still been posting new contests and delivering witty retorts as always, but we can only hope it will truly end soon. Though many of us know this will probably not be the last we see of DivineLolcow, we can also stand to say good fucking riddance you fat fucking weeaboo TARTlet.

One week ago the tartlet updated her journal to attempt public humiliation on another DeviantART. After much lulz and fail in the badly written and poor skills of trolling, she still believes she is above us all. yet the most funny shit about this is the lulzcow's journal in its self is against DeviantART rules, but she can't get banned, she is the DivineAngel! Besides, the admins are too afraid she might give them cancer to ban the fucktard.

i could sink to your level bu- oh wait?	NO MERCY STYLE!	Lulzcow looses her last friend	run deviants!, she's getting a injunction against DA to screen her page!
a battle of words	a battle of words part 2

The Hurricane and the New Sock Puppet

Many wondered, with the new presence of LadyHisoka taking the DivineAngel Drama Wheel, what actually happened to the -original- DivineAngel? Well, that's obvious. A Hurricane had her locked away in Houston Texas. Conveniently for us she could communicate psychic-ly though LadyHisoka.

Hisoka explains

wait for it...

Presto! Pure logic.

When that didn't satisfy trolls, Divine grew a new personae, her boyfriend!

Schizophrenic masturbation

Chris Crocker, eat your heart out, yall!

And Everything Else

Assorted Shit

Various tidbits of shit that did not require the massive paragraphs they had.

• Once in an effort to prove she really was a witch, Divine once started speaking in tongues. A random TART cleared things up when they revealed that it was Al Bhed(A mad up language from Final Faggoty), and she was merely running most of her posts through a translator.
• ConceptArt, a popular trolling tool since Snapesnogger, was used on Divine. It failed though, not because she was smart but because she claimed they had a 'fine arts' clause. They don't have such a clause. However, they do probably have a talent clause, and her shitty art will be torn apart.
• On April 1st, 2008, the DevianTART staff replaced every avatar image on the site with Mudkips. Like hundreds of other 16 year old girls, DivineAngel pitched a bitch and threatened to sue. Evidence 'Mudkipz Part 1 and 2' can be found in the Screenshot Gallery
• Some troll drew mocking art of Divine/Lady Hisoka (as seen in Troll Art below), she called him out on the Complains Forum. He poasted 5-6 fucking paragraphs about this shit.
• Some other troll tried to get Divine to uphold her end of a Art Challenge, predictably she did not. Said other troll also posted way too many paragraphs about this unlulzy shit.
• Divine under the guise of LadyHisoka was suspected with creating The Anti-ED-Club.
• There are tons of long winded conversations with the nutball over here!

Screenshots

An assload of screenshots, because for some reason, people think that every goddamn thing this TARTlet says and does deserves to be on this page. Most of these aren't even that lulzy.

Various Screencaps

DivineAngel, being her usual lovely self. An original whiny journal post. A typical view of DivineAngel's page. Another typical view of DivineAngel's page.

The lulz just never end. YOU ARE A VILE PERSON FOR BEIN ALL UP IN MAH GRILLZ BEYATCH. OH NOES! Is she leaving the internets forevars?! Constructive Criticism? What constructive criticism? Oh, the irony. I'm not sure I want to know exactly what she's implying here. Clearly she's the more mature one, here. HOLY SHIT, SHE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES! Yup, she's sure showing us! Proof that she doesn't know what an insult is. SO HOW MANY PRINTS YOU SOLD YET? DivineAngel tells us that she is a "speritualist empath." it all makes sense now! "IRAQUY SCUM"! Yes, she actually said that. We picked the WRONG TARGET! Moar conspiracy theories from DivineAngel. (Yaoi! Gallery edition!) More proof that she is a lying bitch. Proof she wants more critiquing! (And still can't spell worth a damn.) She's gonna be famus! MOAR TRAPS? It was coming from her ass! Her friends aren't much brighter than her. Moar Lies! DivineAngel making a bigger spectacle of her, this time reared at ED readers. DivineAngel crying she did it for the lulz. Trying to pretend that the hidden comments on her page aren't because people hate her. Divines out to get ED as we aren’t protected by law! you’re liability causing posts! STOP INSTIGATING CRAP! Divine admits that Lady H is a sock puppet. I MADE IT ALL UP YOU GUYS! Cleansing Spam floods her page where once whinny comments ran rampant ED always knows just what to say! Wait...why is she getting spam? Words of Wisdom. Epic reply chain on DivineAngel's front page Admins ruin all the fun never said people were ment to read it The Medal of Honor The crappy medal of honor its sad and pathetic ya wel ur a 5 yr old!! She can see the future! What's a sense of humor? Go Die In a Hole Religion scares people anyway... Tectonically her size is normal Quiver in fear! No shit, Sherlock what i tell you can be pulled straight from my ass Another magical spirit caller has threatened DivineAngel with hexing According to DivineAngel, she knows what ED does WE CAN'T HANDLE DRAMA!!! Apparently assclowns are responsible for everything There she...Disregard, she's just being a faggot. Final tl;dr pwning before the deletion of her "art". Not only is lulz a secret organization, but - unlike the Dalai Lama - the Drama Llama is a living person. Oh. THAT Drama Llama. OH SNAP!... No, wait, FAIL. MY MAJICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!1 I need an adult!! Clearly, what she implies is rape. She promotes emo. Fail. Let me show you my karmas. She's chargin' her laser. She knows quality purchases. Butthurt. She's winning, liek duh. "But not better enough, dfammit!!". They are the spies, pfft. The things she could tell us would BLOW OUR MINDS. 'she is very good at doing cats' lol wut Divine's English is amznig After this, she said nothing. When asked for sauce... she delivers shit. lol wut LadyHisoka (DivineAngel): ED are hurting income! Lady Hisoka demands that the DA MODS listen to her, or she will “report them” Lady Hisoka doesn’t seem to realize that as well as being able to get people banned for insulting her, she can also get banned for insulting others She can't even spell 'loser'! Her dumbassery reaches new levels! The bitch is a hypocrite too. AND, "smartass comments" are now considered spam and are not accepted!"-Her own words This shows just why she's one of the best lolcows in DeviantArt. Rebirth08 trying to befriend DivineAngel. He must be attracted to her level of fail. Part 1 of 2 Part 2 of 2 She uses many imaginative insults like 'dickshit'. She violated the TOS yet again! DivineAngel claims that the screencaps in her ED article are fake. Now she's threatening us with karma! She's got something called a shit list. I wonder what that means... Here she displays her trademark dumbfuckery. Her reasoning is flawless! Karma is a generous goddess folks! Humans only learn through having pain inflicted on them… soo you have some SERIOUS karma issues then? FUCK MUNCHER Concept Art retardedness I’m using Fan ART as a MEDIUM! “One day someone will be doing to you physically what you have been doing to others mentally”… I think Divine might be into Sadomasochism The Icing on the cake ladies and gentlemen Listen to your own words Divine. "The admins are dickmunchers, they don't do shit;least of all run a site properly!" Moar proof that LadyHisoka is actually DivineAngel, she can't spell "though" for nuts She proves her supreme dumbfuckery yet again! Someone is clearly butthurt. A very LARGE none hidden comment LadyHisoka shows off her superior debating skills! "you can't even see what eh hell you are typing!" Speak for yourself, LadyHisoka! She's the authority on other peoples' sarcasm? DivineAngel, proving how well she has mastered critique. DivineAngel, threatening ED with the Death Note. DivineAsshole get's Pwned. And the people even agree with ED's JUSTICE. Wow... Now this is just... retarded on a whole new level... Part 1 Divine/Hisoka reminding us once again how much POWER she has. Part 2 EPIC FAIL. ED DID do something about it... and ED WON. LadyHisoka Talking as Divine again. ED is "Entrapmenting mez oh noes11!!one" IM TOO INSANNEE!!!ONE TO SPEEEL PROPERLYYS We're fucked! She's calling FBI ! ok, NO MERCY! even her friends have had enough! not da FORCE! she really is mature GUYZ! OH SHI... so she's selling prints, after all MUST KILL COMMENTS!!1111 DivineAngel reveals being raped. The rapist probably maced himself first. Typical Divine behavior. Bitch didn't listen! Totally poetic. AH-HA! It was the admin's fault! Those buttfaces. DivineAngel Is a virgin.."Did I mention really sick in the head" Nah, not you Divine! NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. "How about you go suck the fuck off that unreformed bitch cake you call a face..." thumb|right|"take your over saturated happy juice dry it out stick it in a pipe shove that pipe up your ass and SMOKE IT!" thumb|right Mudkipz Part One Mudkipz Part 2

Memorable Quotes

Divine was known to spout out some utterly hilarious shit in her time. Below is a collection of some of ED's personal favorites. Have fun trying to decipher this shit.

“   "That is a violation of ethnic standers!"   „   —- The first of many.   “   "This sight is filled to the brim with imbeciles!"   „   —-Divine's Eyecare Issues   “   "the world dosent revolv around your penus!"   „   —-Meatspin   “   "when will tyou fucking learn KARMA IS REAL! and if you sin in my presence well you are about to find out why im called DivineAngel!"   „   —-Divine channeling Vishnu   “   "you can’t look at it and see what you want, you have to see what’s there and the flaws are part of the artwork."   „   —- Moar eyecare problems   “   "Let me tell you somethign If i had such ignorance i would haev comitted sucide a long time ago."   „   —- At least she's smart.   “   "DO NOT ever dare attack my original art again little whore, Because it will be of the supernatural that you would to face"   „   —-DivineAngel, Celestial Alliance President   “   "You badmouthed my friend Belittled me And pissed off a Celestial Alliance, lucky for you they are letting me handle you personally! And don’t think you are going to get off easy."   „   —-Pagan Powers Unite   “   "If you can't make a valid point perhaps you shouldn't post! I sentience ye to the pits of the nine, may you whiteness their horrors each night till sunrise. Be this your punishment till you learn to act more accordingly."   „   —-lol   “   "you have no idea the power I have do you."   „   —-DivineAngel; on power.   “   "people if you are goign ot fuck with someone out of Spyte DO NOT FUCK WITH ME! its a very bad idea fopr more than just I dont have to use the sight to reak havoc with your plains. Also little brat plesant dreams... I curse you! you will now feel the pain you inflict on all life as if it was your own! Enjoy!"   „   —- Wtf is this shit?   “   "OMFG I have screenshots that may bust soemone so bad it isn't funny screenshots that feature art predating the apperince IN JAPAN of certin silver, gold, and crystal version pokemon! can we say someone got buisted!"   „   —- Gotta Catch 'Em All   “   "a flame is a insult no matter how you decide to suagr-coat it, is not proper Critique, and only exists for one purpuse. now the definition say the same basic thing AND nor or AND meanign if you cant say anything good its a flame and there fore not nessary, if you cant say anthign bad its a compliment eather way you spread this it dosent matter much the definitions are clear how people can confuse them or see whats not ther eis beyond me."   „   —- tl;dr   “   "You are a pawn, and you are trying to take a creator beyond your comprehension."   „   —-Divine, Channeling God   “   "heres a hint when 2 and 2 don't make 4 look for the missing number."   „   —- Logic   “   "Opions make horrible critisisum because its YOUR opion, this does not mean that others share the same vew on it."   „   —-Divine's self canceling logic   “   "You want to talk about horrible art At least I try and add soem cilility and class to my design."   „   —-Adding some cilility.   “   "Go fuck a tree perhaps you will feel better!"   „   —-Hippie   “   "But Thats life, and its hard to make lemon-aid when someone keeps dumping the pitcher."   „   —-On making lemonaid   “   "Oh I'm sorry MINORS aren't allowed to comment!"   „   —-On minors

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