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Djdlikesxbox

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ilu katie <3
ilu katie <3

Djdlikesxbox is a 15 year old boy from California who got trolled to the point of butt-hurt.

Contents

[edit] The meetin'

l4wl was in a random IRC channel, and got ASLed, he put up his standard 14/f/cali response, and was met by a "15/m/ca, where do you go to school? i go to centennial HS in riverside", obviously seeing the opportunity for lulz, he quickly responded saying his name was Katie Johnson and that's where she went. Then the chat moved to AIM. Eventually this turned to epic proportions when DJ fell in love, sending pics of himself holding signs saying that he loved Katie and drawing all over his hand. DJ had horrific grammar that would make a 5 year old on meth seem like a better typer. Here are the logs of this event.

[edit] Convos

The narrated and annotated conversation can be found at djdlikesxbox/Convo.

[edit] Sparknotes

PROTIP: You only need to read this part, srsly. Read djdlikesxbox/Convo you lazy nigger.

  • l4wl met him in an xbox chatroom.
  • Falls in love with Katie, or l4wl.
  • Claims to have large penis but then later says he guesses it's 6".
  • Knows nothing about sex, denies anything of the sort when someone calls him on it.
  • Has man-boobs, as per here.
  • Would meat you tomorro moning but he needs moar tutering
  • Fucks toilet paper to practice
  • Has never kissed a girl, except for his mom.
  • Knows various sex techniques such as "do it" and "do it harder".
  • Does not know how to "do it" and "do it harder".
  • Is on the wrestling team.
  • His parents are "anle".
  • He's strat out of "da hood".

[edit] The call

Romantic, lawl, and wattage came together to bring an end to the monster. Here Chat transcript <3 Romantic

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[edit] Sparknotes

  • Wattage is John, Katies older brother, the person who makes the call..
  • Romantic is Alex Johnson, Katies father.
  • John discusses with DJ's family that...
  • Katie turns out to be 11, instead of 14.
  • His parents know that he is dating katie.
  • His parents are unaware that katie is 11, and that they have never met.
  • His parents are unpleased, no moar computer. :<
  • Hilarity ensues.

[edit] The 2nd Phone Call

Romantic, lawl, and wattage came together again to get DJ in more trouble. While it fucked up towards the end, it was still hilarious.

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[edit] Links

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